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[applause] greg so Hunter Biden is out pumping his new memoir like i could have said that Hookers Chest but i thought that was too far. Last night he went on camel. Wo have been too far. Last night he went on kimmel. Doing a show is like inhaling a crack pipe, its like sipping on a temple through a twizzler. Hunter says he doesnt remember anything about the lop top. I really dont know and the fact is, its a Red Herring. I think im within my rights to Question Anything that comes from the desk of rudy giuliani. Greg its a Red Herring which, by the way is not a Sex Act involving a fish. You never know with hunter. He also defended his spot on the burisma board. I had an expertise in corporate governance. I was asked to serve on the board and i was a lawyer, which is how i was first approached. However, what i didnt take into account was the way in which they would use the perception against my dad. And for that, i wouldnt do it again. Greg its see its about bad optics, now hunter was creating financial windfalls for daddy through china or in ukraine as his dad lobbied. Thats corruption on an international scale, especially when his own experience producing energy is staying up for four days on a bender. The strategy here is to humanize the guy to protect his dad but if you read hunters bio, sex, drugs and trashing Hotel Rooms has never been less appealing. However, its his business. I get it. We all know addicts. Some of us might have been one. Kat, but there is addiction, and then there is being a dick. But we arent here to make fun of hunter for as withing around in a jack strap. Who havent done that, or posting amateur explicit porn videos online and trust me, they are amateur and disappointing. Its really about how the story was covered or buried before the election. When the new York Post first published their piece on hunters laptop, you know what happened . The media and the democrats came together like the rockettes at christmas. Suppress. Suppress. Suppress. This was a story so juicy it could come with garlic potatoes and a Side Salad yet the media suddenly lost their appetite. You had twitter banning the story. Claiming it was russian disinformation and it worked. The story about how compromised joe was its merely the frosting on a corrupt cake and its really nothing to laugh at but when youre doing most of the victimizing, Hunter Isnt some hard luck kid. Hes a grown mill aged man with kids and No One is holding him to account. Men and women alike face temptation from sex, drugs and food and understand the benefits from restraints. Not those restraints, kat but controlling urges is something we all deal with in order to appreciate the greater goal, which is living a listening and very boring life. What most people dont have are connections to deep we can escape the consequences and learn nothing from it. Hunter gives all libertarians a really bad name. Not everyone who does drugs is a Maniac Or Anyone who pays for sex is a pervert, trust me, and not everyone who tries to make deals on behalf of his dad when the company that wants to destroy sit a crook. Maybe i got that one wrong. Welcome to gutfeld. Talk trash. [cheers and applause] frankly way more helpful, retired Marine Corps kelly jones. He [applause] broken more hearts than romantic fever, on fox nation, kat. Sonny, welcome to the show. Its been like forever. Thank you so much for having me back. Greg i missed you. Youre supposed to say i missed you, too. I dont. [laughter] i really missed sonny. A new record for the show falling apart. Greg all right. So if hunter was anybody else but hunter, wouldnt he already be in jail . Of course. Its like asking if Hillary Clinton was anybody but Hillary Clinton would she be in jail . You know, im not above a Crack Head joke, you know what im saying. But were at kind of a Tipping Point in our country where we have to decide whether we want the sexy fun stories, where were reactive or proactive in whats coming. Were about to have a lot of Hunter Bidens and a lot of George Floyds because of whats happening at the board. The amount of drugs that are coming in. The cities that have locked down. The economies that have been destroyed. Lives who have been uprooted. All of that is going to come to a head and when people realize they arent able to deal with it as rational Human Beings they are going to go for substitutes to cope with that pain. Thats what were coming up on. Greg why did they name you sonnie . And greg the most upbeat response i have ever heard. It is us understanding whats coming as opposed to having them scare us to death with their solutions. If were wide open to whats happening and whats coming, we can be we dont need hunter to be responsible. We need to be responsible. Greg thats a really great point. [applause] its like a Silver Lining to this story. And i worry about saying that because hunter might snort it. When you look at his extensive resume. Hes been on all these boards, he was a lawyer, he might be the most successful Crack Head ever. There are some Rock Stars that might give him a run for his money. Greg maybe im just jealous that he could do everything. How do you give Crack Heads a bad name. How do you ruin the image of Drug Addicts . We live in a country that actually in the last few years has brought empathy toward addiction. I hate to tell you, were all addicted to something. Certainly not. Look at your arms. Greg what are you addicted to . [laughter] [applause] with hunter, heres the problem. Being an addict is the least interesting part about the Hunter Biden story. Its the only part that makes sense. Your dad is rich and famous and you become an addict. Its how hes treated by everyone else. In this country you can do one of two things. You can go to war, lose your friends, lose your legs or become a rich Crack Addict and youll get the same amount of empathy. Listen, hes not a hero. Hes not someone who went through troubling times. There isnt a person in this room who hasnt survived death in your Family Or Bankruptcy or divorce or cancer. Thats not an out. We dont feel sorry for him. We want him to get better and then we want him to go to jail. [applause] again, i want to commend you on your fashion choices. Thank you. Thank you so much. I appreciate you writing jokes before you even know what im wearing. We already knew what you were wearing. How is that It Hunter has a Drug Problem but he still addresses better i want to bring this up. Everybody is right. Its not about the drugs. In fact, if you focus on the blow and the hookers you forget about the corruption. Its that bigger story about, you know, working out a deal with china, for hunters dad. Thats like the story. The whole thing is disgusting. I mean, hunter bide isnt the Poster Boy for the modern democrat party. Thats just it. Just rotten at the Core And Everybody is going to pretend like its not. You have problems. Sorry. He has failed the whole time. He gets, what, kicked out of the military for a Drug Problem. Now youre on the board of amtrak, buddy. Like how does that happen . I lost both legs. He does love rails. Greg its hard to write one liners about hunter. Hes going to do all of them. But like, its like that show intervention. But at the end of intervention, when everybody meets the poor soul in the hotel room, everyone is pretending its okay. Greg i loved intervention, kat, didnt you . Yes, of course. Youre like, im fine. Greg im not snorting window cleaner. Are you talking about a show or an experience . Greg a show. Look, i wish that whenever Joe Biden talks about the compassion for hunter, people would press him on, okay what about these hundreds of thousands of people who are lounged right now, who are nonviolent drug offenders, a lot of them because of your policies. In 1990, he was pushing for a bill to limit Employment Options if you ever had been convicted of a drug offense. And that was one of dozens of pieces of legislation that he had introduced and none of them had the thesis of these people deserve compassion and the ability to better themselves but its only because hes the son of a president. He created these problems. Had a huge role in it, at least. He could change things. Lets see him do it. Greg he lied for a Gun Permit which is a felony. All right. Up next, running for office, no experience, no problem. How great is it that we get to tell everybody how Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need . I mean it. Uhoh, sorry. Oh. What . Im an emu no, buddy only pay for what you need. Liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. Obsession has many names. This is ours. The lexus is. All in on the sports sedan. Lease the 2021 is 300 for 369 a month for 36 months. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Im not hungry lease the 2021 is 300 for 369 a month for 36 months. Youre having one more bite No One more bite kraft. For the win win. When i was diagnosed with dupuytrens contracture, i waited to get treated. Thought surgery was my only option. But then i found out about nonsurgical treatments. It was a total game changer. Learn more about the condition at factsonhand. Com greg do nonpoliticians make the best politicians . A new online poll, my favorite kind, reveals most americans want to see people like Matthew Mcconnie and Duane Johnson Run for office. The poll finds 58 that applied would support mccon he running for office. Dwayne johnson, both highly popular, thoughtful individuals who admit charisma like Flat Ulence from a cattle farm. When mcconaughey makes a Hurricane Di say that right . It shows you i know nothing about wrestling. Anyway, he kind of remind me of lincoln. Maybe the best politician is someone who hasnt been corrupted by the system. Someone who has had a private Sector Job even if its pretend. The animal who isnt it in for the prestige or the interns. I would rather they show rich and powerful than leave that way. Even Air Force was a step down. Unlike joe bide wherein Air Force one was a Step Up and a step down. A Step Up and a step down. Jenner is said to be exploring a run for california governor. With Gavin Newman facing a recall, a challenge from jenner, a republican, could prove as deadly as bumming a ride from tiger woods. Jenner has been better hair and could still beat gavin in the 440 wearing a father of louie batons. The last time california recalled someone, it was arnold. And talk about a first, they would probably put her on a wheaties box. [applause] joey, i tried to get you to run for office. Do you remember that . No, i forgot all about that. You dont need me in office. Number one, i would have to survive the internet. I was in the marines for eight years. Greg are you sort of scared of running for office . Bombs are honest. I know what they are in it for and what they won out of it and they are honestly trying to deceive me. Politicians, nothing there. What makes celebs such good, like passions for politicians is that we know they can fly to our face and make us believe it. With polices, they are trying to pretend they arent. Its not that what he said offended you, is that he was willing to say it. Greg also. It seems like trump would almost point to the politicians and go, what is with this guy . That was his whole thing, from when he started, it was like, forget about me. Im not perfect. Im an arrogant, obnoxious Tv Host but those guys, and everybody was like, finally somebody is saying those guys and hes running against them. Its happening now. Its like Deja Vu all over again. Greg i never heard that phrase. Did you come up with that yourself . Greg i did. Its Deja Vu all over again. Did you come up with that yourself . I did. Kat left it there. I love the idea of celebrities running for public office. This is great because they think they know who they are doing. They are so wrapped up in their own bs and surrounded by people telling them they are wonderful, and they think they know hollywood is horrible and it doesnt get worse. It does. Politics is so much worse. They chew these people up and they spit them out. They ruined arnold. Greg thats true. He was never the same. Now hes making Youtube Videos talking to a pony. Sounds like trump. Its amazing. After he was governor he just couldnt act anymore. It was over. They broke him. They crushed him up into tiny bits. The joke was he could never act, michael, but that was okay. He played a fantastic robot and as a guy who is half robot, he played a fantastic robot. Jingle all the way was the best. Greg where are we going with this, kat . Who would you like to see run for office. Missy elliott. Look i think about it, in terms of my principles, i think its dangerous, this whole call to personality, but i also know if Missy Elliott would run for office i would quit my job and follow her and try to get, and then maybe Come On the air to like only defend everything she did or said which goes back to why thats wrong and youve got to be careful. I could never imagine saying anything about about Missy Elliott. I want to see her xwap commercials. Greg maybe one day. Sonnie, the person who introduced you to me, he had a famous saying, politics downstream from culture, right . And thats the problem with the republican party. There is not a lot of culture there. No. They have no culture. They just, you know, any time it comes nigh where near, they send it far away. But the thing about why politicians, i mean, why nonpoliticians are running for political spots is because politicians suck so bad. If you have people that dont know policy, that dont know context, history, and dont understand anything about the current political standing, they just want to jump in and rejudge at a time Talking Points thats what america is tired of. And i think if you look at a lot of whats going on with the black Voting Rights and stuff, democrats are saying, oh, that their voters are being suppressed. No, we just dont believe you anymore. You cant get up to want to register anymore. Vote. You cant make us buy your lies anymore. So you want to get a cultural icon thats better at selling them than you are. But they are going to hire the same consultant. They are going to hire the same Pr Firms and push the same bs, and thats what i learned from trump. If you want to be president then youre too crazy to be president. I think you have to want to be the president but you have to want to learn something. Like people are so at peace with being idiots. Thats the part to me that i cant get passed. How happy people are being dumb. We should just draft our president. Like we draft people into war. I know you dont want to but were going to make you be president. Does anybody remember the Phone Book Party . Greg no. There was an experiment where most americans were polled, it was like Deja Vu all over again. Most americans, back when you had a phone book, would vote for either Democrat Or Republican but they randomly chose them from the phone book. Greg i move that. Weve got to move on. Our ombudsman, for the a lot of people think dealing with copd is a walk in the park. If i have something to help me breathe better, everything will be fun and nice. But i still have bad days flareups coughs , which can permanently damage my lungs. 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Obviously, i know i didnt make any but im sure kat did. Its really getting kind of painful and embarrassing. Steve, how did we do in our first week . Well, greg, not surprising, you were the biggest offender on monday. You ended your show with a quote from the late great freddie mercury. Mike can, we roll that tape . [applause] is this the real world or is this just fantasy . An escape from reality. Open your eyes. Keep going. Keep going. I cant remember the rest. That was pretty good. Easy come, easy go. You cant remember the rest. You couldnt remember the first, greg. You screwed up the first line. You said is this the real world . Thats a Tv Show on mtv when, in fact, lyric is, is this the reallife . Greg steve, is that what you earnings call ombudsing, thats what were paying you to do, one word, youre embarrassing. I got a lot of angry letters. [laughter] greg ill give you an angry letter. Freddie mercury, latest state. By the way, i love you know what . Queen is a poor mans fix. Oh. [laughter] sticks is a poor mans im shutting down my email after that. I dont even know where i am. Yes, Steve Jr. I know that one. Did you say alabama . Its a state. Thats all ive got. Graovac grime going to correct kat now. On tuesday you had some very strong words about Theme Parks and the pandemic. Roll it, big mike. Have you ever been to a Theme Park . You know, youve got to click brushing your teeth doesnt reduce your risk of covid but you should still do it. You can still get a cold or the flu or dutch a buger at my house. Im so confused. I thought you made good sense there but i did a little research about good Oral Hygiene can, and how it relates to covid and in march, Researchers At Rutgers said, yes, two types of mouthwash, including listerine march, 2020, people were saying a lot of stuff. People were washing their groceries. Youre saying, okay, the mouthwash reduced covid transmission. Thats also not brushing your teeth. Greg it really does Kill Germs in the mouth. It says on the bottle its not meant to be a replacement for brushing. Steve, a little goes a long way. This was my job. Six years ago. Good luck. Greg what else have you got there, steve . Youre 02. Okay. Greg, on monday, you also had some ideas about how to use the third amendment to help amazon drivers. Roll the tape. Because i have solutions, all the time, it was the third amendment kayleigh mcenany, that required the if youre a driver for Amazon Or U. P. S. , the people in the community are obliged to let you guys let them use your rest room. [nervous laugh] just like the third amendment. Its not a good solution. Last time the third amendment was used People Hat outhouses, which are less sanitary. Greg not at my house. I still have a chamber pot. This is a Law And Order Episode Waiting to happen. Thats what this is. Someone is going to do it and then you get sued. Greg whats the problem, steve . The problem is, i think its great that youre refersing the third amendment, by the way, greg. Everybody talks about the first and the second but nobody talks about the third. You know what the third is . The Jan Brady of amendments. It certainly is. Thank you, loftus. Hes laughing but i tell you, michael, a lot of people gave you grief because you said its Deja Vu all over again. A quote that most people attribute to Yogi Berra but he told the New York Times he never said it. So because Yogi Berra had early onset of Dementia And Cant remember his own quotes, i think they have it on video from back in 1938. If youre going to believe him you have to believe hunter because both of them didnt know what was going on. Never did it. Never said it. But the bigger thing is that youre still not an ombudsman because he never mentioned Yogi Berra. Im defending him. You know what . I appreciate that and i celebrate you. All right. All right. All right. What else have you got . Im running out of time. Are you going to be back next week . I will, greg, if would you like me to. I can raise my hand. Greg all right. Ill meet you back at the house. Well settle one of lifes great questions once and for all. [ Crowd Cheering ] [ Engine Revving ] [ Race Light Countdown ] when you save money with allstate you feel like youre winning. Safe drivers save 40 saving is easy when youre in good hands. Allstate. Click or call for a quote today. Greg is there such a thing as Free Will . And if so why havent Joe Biden tried to attack it . Its at the foundation of our republic that we have the freedom to pursue our own happiness but do we really . Scientists have argued Free Will is an illusion. A researcher named benjamin said that electrical activity in the brain occurs before you make a conscious decision. For example, when you move your hand away where a hot stove your brain has already set your hand in motion before youre aware of your own decision and if youre still pressing your hand on the stove five minutes later youve got other problems. So are we in charge of our own decisions or are we at the mercy of biology, or a conclave of elves working for big fluoride . And did i write that sentence that i just said or did my brain already write it . Or to put it another way, its not michaels fault that he wore that terrible jacket. His brain already chose it for him before he was on aware that the jacket and the shirt were ugly. Bottom line, Free Will has been debated by some of the worlds brightest minds for centuries so tonight were going to settle it in 5 32 in a new segment im calling its settled, then. Lets get this over with, kat. Heres how it works and we figure out this problem in five minutes. Free will or no Free Will . I obviously dont know, okay. Listen, because youre asking, youre asking like, was i predestined to work with Greg Gutfeld . Im not one of these people thats like, im so smart and youre not. Im a dumb, you know, bag of meat with bones in it. How am i supposed to know. I order that every friday night. Smartest woman on the set. There you go. We got it. When you start talking im going to say the same thing about you. Solid shoe compliment on the way in here so you know you have my respect. Greg this is going strangly weird. Joey. I was mean to kat earlier and i was trying to make up for it. I didnt even notice. I have never been mean to you. Greg because im the host of the party. Anyway, joey, Free Will, no Free Will, and explain. Weve not solved this problem. I feel grossly underprepared because i thought we were going to be debating a terrible 1990s Movie about a well. I did not read. Listen, there is Free Will. If there wasnt Free Will Come On. Im bombing it tonight, and about bombs, if there wasnt Free Will, you would never walk down on a bomb, you would never be a Police Officer or fireman. Hell, you wouldnt be a teacher, right . If you couldnt train yourself to do what your instincts is telling you is probably not a good thing, like walking into a classroom full of raging 10yearolds but you decide for yourself its worth that risk to your body, your mind, to go do that thing thats going to hurt you, but make the world a better place. Not you. But if you had Free Will would you have wore Brown Shoes and khakis . Did you make i think no. Im loving this. Im loving this attack from both sides. Ill use the power of celebrity. America. Defends me. Go to twitter and let these dudes know what you think of this stunning ensemble. Greg what is your assessment of Free Will . We used to have Free Will. Its being eliminated. We used to have a ton of it, choose going over evil and were being putting into this weirder and weirder lab maze. Please, take this away from me. I cant take it. Were in a cage and they just keep telling us to chase the nasty cheese and be happy were even alive and i say, no Greg Gutfeld. You can insult me and my outfits, try to take away my Free Will. The outfits are not your fault. Greg weve got 2 15 left. And i look to you. I gave up my Free Will when i got married and i had a kid. Like that eliminates your Free Will because im going to make sure my husband is taken care of before myself. Im going to make sure my child is taken care of before myself so that limits your Free Will, even though im choosing to do it. I dont like the crap that they make me do. So im not doing something i dont want to do because i want to make sure that they are okay. So i dont think that thats classical Free Will. But it is what i am willing to do in my position. And i thought it could get no worse until i got into politics and started messing with republicans. And then i realized this whole thing about Free Will, because you believe in principles, and because you believe in ideas, doesnt necessarily mean you like the people that also say they have different ideas. Greg you dont have to like them. I would say you still have it because im still trying with republicans but when i am comes to personal things like my family, i gave it up and im glad i did. Greg im going to say what influences your decisions are your genes, society youre in, your personality traits. The little neurons and atoms that make you up. But it doesnt matter because, its not going to change what you do, right . I feel like ive done plenty of things that werent my fault. Greg okay. Thats what scares people. What happens to the concept of punish. If there is no Free Will. If Hunter Biden says this is not my fault he cant be punished but the fact that his punish. Goes into that Giants Soup that contributes to your Free Will. Not if you have the government sending out counselors instead of Police Officers so you eliminate the need for that if youre sending out social workers instead of actual enforcement for things gone bad. If youre going to seconds out someone who is going to tell people that its not their fault, that its okay, its societys fault, then youre going to the consequences arent going to be a question anymore. Where is Free Will in that aspect. But i agree, without Free Will nothing is your fault. Will nothing is your fault. Greg its its an important time to save. With priceline, you can get up to 60 off amazing hotels. And when you get a big deal. You feel like a big deal. Priceline. Every trip is a big deal. Greg time once again for viewer mail. Its the first time in the History Of Television A segment like this has been attempted. Im kind of scared. These are directed to everyone here on the panel including myself. Okay. Here we go. The first letter, lets see is from rob 15666. [in unison oh] greg how would you rate and list your Wilderness Survival skills. Sonnie . Everybody will be surprised but im trying to go back to those skills. I grew up on a farm cutting The Heads off of a chicken. Like i grew up picking fresh vegetables off of the vine. We literally walked around with salt shakers in our pocket like a part of our clothing attire. So i very much have a lot of skills as far as hunting, farming, fishing, and i cannot wait for the day that i can actually get back to that reality as my life. Greg No One ever asks what you do with The Heads. Everybody is cutting heads off chickens. I have uncles that will eat them. Im going to go with sonnie. Were very conscious about these things whether its squirrels, possum, they eat them. Thats something ive learned. Greg i hate it when i get that confused, especially on a date. Survival skills. Im talking like naked and afraid. Im dead on day four. Dead on day four. It depend, though, can people hear me cry . All alone. All alone, i couldnt make it even if i was in an apartment. Thats true. Would you not believe this but one of my favorite hobbies is killing animals and eating them. Greg ive heard. I take a lot of satisfaction in that. Listen, survival, being poor, right . I was poor for a long time. I know how to be poor. I know how to be happy poor. There is food out there, go get it. Greg so youre saying when you dont have any monday you go out into your neighborhood and shoot a dog. There is poor and then there is hunting. Like ive been poor. I was never spearing rats in the street. If you would like to learn we can do a Tv Show out of it. Greg not only would i not survive but i would take everybody with me. Im like the person that convince everybody in the tugboat to go in the wrong direction. Im the one like what is a useful skill and where can we put you . Ill do whatever you tell me to do. And thats it as long as youre willing to participate, then you have a place but a whole bunch of american these days dont want to participate, and they would be very alone. Greg sonnie, enough from you. Ava marie asks, what was your favorite memory from High School, loftus, we were talking about when you were in High School in the 1970s. Back in 1942. No, im being very sincere here. I was given a car by a buddy of mine and he asked, have you heard of this band called the clash. What are you talking about . No, i havent. He put in london calling, and literally changed my life. We played hooky for the rest of the day. London calling. Greg you guys have been married for how many years . Since 1942. Greg kat . Probably the guy who decorated my hallway, and probably the worst thing when he said he didnt see me as a girl. Highs and lows, i would probably have to say when it was over, my favorite. He did. Greg super cheesy, my last football game. I wish every kid could play a team sport. Like we won three Football Games in four years of playing. When youre bad at something and youre still putting your Heart And Soul into it there are other victories and lessons to be learned. Nobody gave us a trophy and said, youre okay, no, they said, you suck, get better. Greg i dont know, i disagree with that i think all Team Sports are bad because basically think about football especially. Why is there a second string and why is there a third string . So the first string can practice goodness you all week. I know that because i was third string. Great, im on a team. Im on a team. No, youre only there because there are better people who need to run over you. Last word, sonnie. My best memory of school was marching in the band and only eclipse when the teacher told me i would get an f and i got an a and i laughed at her on the way out. That was my favorite moment. Greg my favorite moment, leaving High School. Well be back after this. People were afraid i was contagious. 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Taking ozempic® with a Sulfonylurea Or Insulin may increase low blood sugar risk. Side effects like nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea may lead to dehydration, which may worsen kidney problems. Onceweekly ozempic® helped me get in my Type 2 Diabetes zone. Ask your Health Care Provider how it can help you get in yours. Oh, oh, oh, ozempic® you may pay as little as 25 for a 3month prescription. Greg all right, all right, all right. Before we go we have time for a quick reminder that carnivals are for jerks. Carnivals are for jerks. Someone has been in the Recycling Bin but im not sure who has done it. I cant tell who has been in the Recycling Bin. Who do you think has been in the Recycling Bin . Maybe you have. Oh, i see youre going to hide in your kennel, are you . Carnivals are jerks. Carnivals are jerks. Greg the best part of that was the british accent. Everything is funny with a british accent. I should have been using one all night. Greg it wouldnt have helped. That is it for us. Thank you. [applause] joey joe. Michael and his jacket. Kat, and our wonderful studio audience. Sh life, liberty levin. [ ] Dan Welcome to watters world. Number for jesse tonight. Here is point one. You have to adopt the walensky rules. He wasnt one of The Good Guys i think we know that. But this rules for organizing worked. If we dont adopt them well be overrun by them. He can take back nar

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