[applause] greg here we are again. A brandnew show and a brandnew greg. Im as giddy as Kamala Harris explaining kids in ages. If youve been watching the gt show on saturdays, welcome. If you love the five and felt the knee a need for more gg thats awesome. If you ended up here because you thought your tv was the microwave oven, its good to see you, mr. President. Your pizza will be warm in two minutes. Hunter, he brought the extra cheese. You all made a great choice for proof over at msnbc, lets see what Brian Williams is up to right now. Good evening. Im Brian Williams. And i am on mars. Yes, i jumped on a chopper and now im on mars. Ive been here for a year now. I built a castle here made of mastodon carcasses and marshmallows. This is where i invented all the covid vaccines as well as penicillin, the smartphone, fluffer. Greg some things dont change. Whats on cnn . You are, sir, racist. Racist, racist. Racist. White male racist. Greg thats from the Don Lemon Hour who reports the news with the same look your mother gave you when she found weed in your sock drawer. Thats who the late night shows are supposed to compete against . Why bother . The only time he ruffles feathers is in a pillow fight. That guy fonds more than a herd of deal and i heard two ran off to be obscure together. So let them be. They got the corner calling america stupid. Its not about trump but trump vote issues. Its not about guns but gun owners. Its not just about destroying statues. Its about anyone who thinks mass is real. Its the issue, the targets, meaning you. The i like bark creeps in power, those speaking pinatas, entertainment and especially the news media because they are all the same people or in zuckerburgs case things that look like people. Its also because the only way they make money is by making people hate each other. Its not enough to say respectful disagreement makes less money. You have to say its racist. Thats why to them twitter is a news source. It created cancel culture. A crowd source version of a hit piece. A Ge Fund Me Page for character assassination. The bres used to write these hit pieces themselves. Now they encourage steel cage matches so they can sell ads and ratings, repurposing tweets into click bait because its profitable. Cancel culture is to the media what an atm in the lobby of a casino is to an addicted gambler. Its de mock tra tied media destruction, declaring everything is not debatable but their power is an illusion. Their numbers are small. Its just that their constant noise scares the hell out of corporations. Look at whats happening to delta. They are more scared of tweets than birds flying into their engines, which leads us to this could very well be breaking news. At least to us. Greg i just found out about this today. The best way to demonstrate our values as a sport is relocating the allstar game. What does it mean in a sport where Stealing Bases is a terrorist u . The sport that was racially segregated for 70 years. Where they pretended no players were on steroids even as their Ballooning Heads gave the Goodyear Blimp a complex. At least their heads swelled from growth hormone, not to sense of selfimportance. Clearly these cowards got spooked by activists manipulating the media because how is voter i. D. Immoral. Try picking up Nail Polish Remover in West Virginia without one. Dont ask me how i know. Remember, allstar voting process allows fans to vote five times over a 24hour period. Thats ballot stuffing. Or in chicago, election gag mlb lecturing us on values is like me lecturing you on height. The bill calls jim crow a bill on steroids. So screw you, mlbp. Your stupid Exhibition Game is about as entertaining as eating at 3 00 a. M. In the morning and screw delta and coke. In fact, screw all organizations. Your executives are cowards and bad golfers. You cheat on your taxes and you cheat on each other. I hope the dems raise corporate taxes to 99 . After proclaiming corporations as engines of free markets i realize the locomotives will do anything to save their own hides. Its profit over people no meter how coordinators they hire. They know adding a diversity fun run to whatever History Month is currently being celebrated with stoke the woke in human resources. Its the way of doing business. Its no different than a store putting up a blm sign, because they are scared. Its time to return the favor. Thats our job. To scare the people who delight in scaring you. Sort of like an enforcer on a hockey team. Its time to turn this oneway road into a twoway street. Think of it as part of bidens Infrastructure Package except its real and it costs several trillion dollars less. Lets welcome tonights guest. [applause] starting tomorrow shes one of the go hosts of outnumbered, former White House Press secretary, kale creator and host shes good at catching rodents with her feet. He can turn that frown upsidedown. Literally hell lift you up by your feet and turn you upsidedown. Kayleigh, first, i have to say, its great to see you here. Youve come a long way. Its great to be with you. I used to work on the 18th floor in a crafty office that was always under construction. I think they wanted something to fall on me. But you would always walk by, and she was with the huckabee staff, and they looked like a normal staff, and there came you i can like you were hosting huckabee. Where do you think i got my points . I heard your brilliant musings. Greg thats a complete lie. What do you think of these woke corporations . You would think the governor of georgia just legalized killing puppies which he didnt. No. What happens, they All Of A Sudden Flee Atlanta and the message coming out of the white house is absolutely nuts. Today they were asked about the pga tournament. Should that leave georgia . We have no comment on that and the State Department what do you think about china, what should the companies do there about the olympics . Oh, we have no comment but mlb In Georgia Biden says get out and they follow. Greg voter i. D. Is somehow worse than slave labor. Dave, you know what im concerned about, cnn. Isnt their head office in atlanta . Im fairly certain that anyone is now allowed to walk into cnn offices in atlanta. Youre allowed to go right to the elevator, press the button right to the penthouse. Jeff zuckerburg is up there, the president of cnn and youre allowed to take a meeting. Sure, you have to show an i. D. To literally rent a bike, to get on a plane, to buy a beer but somehow its racist to vote. Your segment on cnn and the racist stuff. Thats what they have tricked us all into anything, that we all hate each other and we dont. Greg yes. I hate everybody. You hate everybody. None of the people who are upset about this bill actually read it. That would disgust me except i didnt read it either. I dont pretend. It will be great for atlantas economy. To show how much you care about the people of atlanta by running business out of town. They people who try to cancel, what do they add except ruining things . Not just for the people they cancel, thats why they call it cancel culture, the culture at large, they make it impossible to have conversations about the issues they say they want us to be talking about because people are afraid they will Say Something wrong or when it comes to humor they like to say like you cant joke about that or if its something serious or harrowing, i actually think those are the things you should try the hardest to make funny. Thats gotten me in trouble before, yes. But i really think that nothing can disarm the hardest stuff and make it less scary than humor and we cant make people too afraid to try. What a beautiful thought. [applause] are you excited, first day. What do you make of this story . I feel like there are two new parties now. Its not left or right. Its cowards and noncowards or just looking out for yourself. Thats the party now. When i was a kid, the saying was, when the tough gets tough, the tough get going. I never understood the whole point of when you dont like something you leave. Wouldnt be it be more effective for the allstar game to be really all about registering to vote early and do all this other stuff and everyone making money. Instead, we leave. Could you imagine Martin Luther king marching and someone said something and he was like, oh, lets go. Pack it up. Come on. Lets take this party to colorado. Thats not how it works. And hunter biden thing, whats sad to me is, when someone goes to addiction, you should never make fun of it. You should support them especially when they are willing to talk about it and own it. He talks about it but he doesnt own it. You dont ever tell it when you think about, you can imagine seeing a little greg crawling for the carpet looking for stuff and its a heartwarming thing. Were all laughing and then greg tries to make a joke out of it, i had so much Parmesan Cheese. It was crack. He was doing crack. You did horrible things to your family because you were on crack but hes still not admitting it. Hes making jokes which means hes not there yet and he shouldnt be doing interviews until hes ready to come clean. Yes, i did horrible things when i was addicted to drugs. Yes, i used my fathers name to advance myself. So i could the interview is awash. Talk to us when youre ready. Greg, is this thats not Parmesan Cheese right there. Wouldnt Parmesan Cheese ruin a crack pipe. Greg can i say were devoting an entire segment to that in the next block and i want to commend us foreshadowing that segment. I said this earlier on a show called the five. To your point about the league, how great would it have been if they just started Operation Warp speed for free i. D. s. If you can do it with a vaccine why cant you do it with i. D. s . Joe biden also did not read the bill. Chuck schumer says come here, mlb. You only have nine early voting days here. They have 17 in georgia. You need people to read things. You know what you need to pick up tickets at will call at Baseball Game . Not to be a racist. Now im just going to show up at will call and say my name is smith. Or elvis. There you go. Greg there is probably an elvis. More on that hunter biden interview. Not everybody wants the same thing. Thats why i go with Liberty Mutual they customize my Car Insurance so i only pay for what i need. cause i do things a bit differently. 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Is he talking about his dads hair . On his hands and knees. It sounds like his father trying to Board Air Force one, am i right . [applause] greg then he was asked about being on the board of a Ukrainian Company while his dad was v. P. And involved in u. S. Policy towards ukraine. Did he make a mistake in taking a spot on that board . No, i dont think i made a mistake in taking a spot. I think i made a mistake in terms of underestimating the way in which it would be used against me. Greg maybe he thought it was a cheese board. You must have seen the optics, even back then, you must have how could you not have foreseen that this was going to look bad . Because i really didnt. Im being as honest with you as i possibly can. All i know is that not one investigative body, not one serious journalist has ever come to the Conclusion Highway Anything wrong or my father has done anything wrong. Greg you know, hes right. Burisma is really bad at hiring board members. Joe what do you have to say about this . Hunter didnt do anything wrong except smoke a little parmesan. I would never do that i prefer smoked guda cheese. I never understood this crime anyway. They say he left his Laptop Computer in a store. What is that, anyway . Computers are big. The day they make they will small enough to fit in your lap is the day they make a car to run on electricity. Greg dave, what do you make of this . Why is he doing this now . Thats the weird part, right . We werent allowed to talk about hunter biden. We were censoring hunter biden so twitter just obliterated the New York Post story. We werent allowed to talk about the laptop. Nothing to see here. Now the guy is literally admitting he smokes Parmesan Cheese from the market. But joe biden, this is not joe. Joe biden has multiple times referred to him as the smartest guy he knows. Wouldnt you say, if youve smoked that much crack, that youre in the carpet, like maybe that disqualifies you from the list. Greg unless joe knows a lot of stupid people. The i. Q. Level for his friends is not very high. Cat heres the thing about hunter that bothers me the most. He gives drug use a bad name. It seems to me that like, a lot of people use drugs and dont become hunter biden so its more about hunter biden that it is the drug. Absolutely agree. I also think just joe biden is the worst kind of hypocritical when it comes to this, right . Because i dont think that being a drug addict or even a drug user makes you a bad person or at all. Joe biden talks all the time about that with regards to his son, and how he should have all of this grace, which i would agree with, if he did not have all of these actions showing that only applied in his mind to his son. He cosponsored the antiabuse act in 1986, created the crack versus cocaine sentencing disparity. Locked up so many people, mostly black men, for doing the same thing that hunter was doing, so hunter deserves grace but all of these other people dont even deserve their freedom. [ bleep ] [applause] greg the white lady makes a good point. Hunter has had if it was a black kid, he would be in scale for life right now but hunter, hes got biden privilege. Plus any time you ask a parent, and ill give the president a little slack here, its hard when youre talking about your own kid. Yes, yes. Youve got to come up with things. Like if someone tells me, how about your son as an actor. Hes really smart. Thats all ive got so i give him a little break there but heres the thing and i go back to this, when youre on crack, youre going to make bad decisions. Yes. You cant say in the mornings im a Vacuum Cleaner on my carpet for anything, but then after i brush my teeth and turn my day around im a board member making good decisions. I think i smoke more Parmesan Cheese than anyone makes a great cover letter. I like three pieces, extra parmesan, and are you holding . I dont think Parmesan Cheese and crack ever come together. I think the only time it ever came together was when Richard Pryor did it, and it blew up. You know what it is . Were not entertaining one thought that maybe he might be the most successful crack head ever. That hes just like if he had been doing crack he would be even more successful. Also, if youre smoking all that crack, are you really eating that much pasta . I love i havent heard that about crack. I love how he came to the conclusion that no serious journalist has ever said he did anything wrong. The guy, literally, what was it, 80,000 per month, to do a job as a consultant for something he had no qualification more except who is his dad again. And he says he doesnt remember if he dropped off the laptop to the shop owner well, when youre sniffing Parmesan Cheese off the carpet maybe you dont, but guess what, we can figure it out that it was his laptop. Thousands of pictures of you, your name is on the fortunately when you drop it off. Im not surprised you dont remember hunter, but anyone with a brain cell knows indeed it was your laptop. And poor money management. Yes. He was making millions of dollars and still was on the ground. If you were managing your money right, should you have plenty of money for crack. I dont think he was buying anything else. Lets be real. He didnt drop off the laptop. He exchanged the laptop. Some of that ravioli money. Some people do in addiction, they do horrible things to feed the beast and im sure maybe, he didnt drop it off. You know what im saying . So i get it. He probably doesnt remember that because he was on crack and doing a lot of things and if people are being real about what they do for drugs youre up next, cuomo is on the hook. On how he wrote his book. Texmex. Texmex. Termites. Go back up hang on i am hanging on. Dont mess up your deck with texmex. Terminix. Hi. The only way to nix it is to terminix it. I had saved up some money and then found the home of my dreams. But my home of my dreams needed some work sofi was the first lender that even offered a Personal Loan. I didnt even know that was an option. The Personal Loan let us renovate our Single Family house into a multiunit home. And i get to live in this Beautiful House with this beautiful kitchen and its all thanks to sofi. For deb, living with constipation with belly pain was the same old story for years. Trying this. Doing that. Spending countless days right here. Still came the belly pain, discomfort, and bloating. Awful feelings she kept sugarcoating. 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According to a report, new York Governor Andrew Cuomo may have violated state laws by using staffers to help him with his book american crisis. The original title was lets kill all the old people. Last summer the commissioner on Public Ethics approved the 4 million book deal, as long as cuomo didnt use state resources to write it. It turns out, he did. Top aide melissa reportedly attended meetings with publishers and edited early versions of the book. If true he likely violated State Ethics Rules which would come as a shock to thousands of nursing home residents if they werent already dead. Anyway, he could face a hefty fine plus lose the 4 million which could buy a lot of prop size q tips. For more lets go live to andrew cuomo. [weird sounds] im sorry but thats way more adorable than andrew cuomo. Greg he said a lot of bad things, sexual harassment, but 4 million, that will keep me up tonight. You know, when you die in new york, you really die in new york. I mean, i had a bad month, but, wow was anything that he did on the up and up . This guy literally, there were echos of people, they were whispering, to President Biden that he might have to step aside because this guy is next. Hes got it. No. Whoever his staff is, we need to find out who that person is because they are a go getter. They write books. They cover stuff up. I mean whoever this staff is, step out. Take a bow. You literally carried whats really a diabolical criminal to the point where he was almost the democratic nominee. Where is this staff . Show yourself. There is only one thing that can safe him now, which is smoking parmesan. This is never going to go away. Dave, he was the bell of the ball. He was winning emmys. Thats why he got the book deal, and they were shaping him up to be the next president. Great people like Robert De Niro and Whoopi Goldberg and ben stiller said nice things about him on his birthday. Hes a hero. Chris has now said ive decided to be a journalist and im not going to do my silly interviews with the big q tips and everything, even though he did his Little Theater thing. Remember when chris came out of the basement, i had covid, in the basement, sweaty, and it turned out that he got into a fight with a bike, and what did he do, punch the guy . They should have done that on easter. That was some religious joke that didnt go over well. This guy, i mean, we felt it in the trump administration. He was a wonder boy and every day, his 10 a. M. Press conference was compared to president trumps 3 00 or 4 00 p. M. Press conferences. Having staffers write books for him and another point, to your point about biden this guy said there is no room in the pandemic for politics and went out and got them to do a pull as to how he was performing compared to fauci, biden. This story is nuts and the story keeps getting worse and worse. [applause] greg please do. The thing that drives me nuts is the way that he pronounces words when hes talking to you. Because he thinks youre so slow, that he has to like make sure you understand it, like hes feeding a baby bird the words, kat. Its interesting to me like he loves to do crimes, i guess. And, he cant follow the rules but he spent the entire pandemic making so many rules for everyone who lives in new york. Like hes living a life of saying, you cant have 11 people in your home. Hes basically like an outlaw. Knees a cowboy cat, quick gun, andy crow, except for the way he governs. Right. I truly dont understand how he can love to do so many crimes but then make all of these rules for other people. [applause] you remember during the lockdowns when he announced that Chicken Wings dont count as a meal. He literally did that. He didnt want people going to bars. Sorry, i cant take this bashing. The reason why he talks slow and i would talk slow if i loved the sound of my own voice. I dont. If i ever hear my own voice i feel like i have marbles in my mouth so i dont like to hear the sound of my voice. Does anyone like the sound of your voice when you hear knit he loved it so much he talked slow to enjoy it. Thats a good point. And he puts the words on the screen. That was great. The words are on the screen during his press conference. That was amazing. That was like, thats a man who thought that this stuff needed to be seen. Hes never going to resign, though, you know why . He understands the news cycle. He knows all he has to do is outlast it and hes outlast every scandal so far. Probably my favorite story, i think this next one, all right, more great stuff ahead. Crankypated a bad mood related to a sluggish gut. Miralax is different. It works naturally with the water in your body to unblock your gut. Free your gut, and your mood will follow. Theres more to a yard than freshly cut grass. 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Greg weve been on the air for about five years now, actually half an hour, and the time has flown. I thought what a great time to ask some expert judges about how im doing so far. Joining us to weigh in, americas newsroom coanchor [applause] greg the host of the Tucker Carlson tonight show. Today on fox nation, Tucker Carlson. Oh, wait. Greg so bill hemmer couldnt make it . All right. Fox and friends cohost brian kilmeade. I want you to be honest. Youve watched more than a few blocks. What did you make of it so far . First of all, you just stole my first joke because i cant believe that i stayed up three hours past my bedtime to watch this. You might consider moving this show back to 3 00 a. M. , where you belong, and maybe post it on youtube or something. That was actually quite successful, the old red eye. Also, i wore orange to match your logo and i realize now you seem to have stolen it from garfield the cat, and now the Legal Department has called. Youre 25 minutes into your first show and we already have our first lawsuit. I wrote down some two for charisma. Out of 10. Greg out of 10. Two for preparation. Two for delivery. And how did i come up with that number . Greg i dont know. Because two is your shoe size. [applause] although i also have to say i was very impressed that Kayleigh Mcenany knows less than i do about drugs and i salute you. Greg well. That hurt. All right. Tucker. What do you think so far of this show . Tucker well. If you stay around fox dont mess with dana. Its your first show, i dont want to be critical. There are some highlights. I want to start with something almost nobody ever acknowledges, your studio audience. There is not a lot of falsifying. There is a lot of restraint. Some chuckling, you know what i mean . So far that, for the kind of realistic nature of their responses, i give them a 10. You go to your audience. I also want to complement kat for the revel revelation about Parmesan Cheese. [cross talking] tucker to admit that youve smoked Parmesan Cheese through a crack pipe, you go, kat. Im going to a party with you. I know youre asking, and youre like what about the guy whose name was on the show . The anchor, as it were. I just want to say im not being critical. I like the exclamation points. Emphatic, bold. Im just thinking of that Punctuation Mark and i want to affirm it with another one. And ill stop there. I have not smoked Parmesan Cheese. Catnip is another story and that was an accident. Greg mr. Kilmeade, what are your thoughts on this show . Im not going to stoop to giving numbers. I dont have a figure skating background. I havent been to international competitions, but ill say this. A little bit too much of you. I wish there wasnt such emphasis on you and my problem was i had such high hopes for the show. I went up to you last week and i said youre going to do great and then i watched it and im thinking to myself what was i thinking . There is one thing i noticed about late night television, they dont criticize each other anymore. They go on each others shows. They host each other on awards shows and within three minutes you alienated jimmy fallon, jimmy and you alienated baseball, Brian Williams and cnn. Youre supposed to be unifying everybody. I see an a plus panel. A legitimate audience. A legitimate laugh track. And i see you, greg, and im saying to myself, is there going to be a guest host, lets say you get injured or run a fever, everything is there, the set is there, i just dont hear the questions, punctuation, its all just below average, and i wish it could be different. Wow [applause] my favorite story of the day next. Are you managing your diabetes. Using fingersticks . With the new freestyle Libre 2 System, a continuous glucose monitor, you can check your glucose with a painless, onesecond scan. And now with optional alarms, you can choose to be notified if you go too high or too low. 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So amazon walked it back and said it was focused on the warehouse, not the drivers. I agree it can be hard to find a public rest room especially when your Road Trip Buddy is as lazy as my roommate jeff. Oh, to be that cat. Kat. They are driving, they have to use facilities. I dont even know how to discuss the spirit speak of that was an excellent question, greg. Look, what do the Check Drivers do . If i was going to try to into a bottle, i would just on myself and to i would end up peeing on myself. I dont know if this is the topic for the first show. On the topic, i have to tell you this. I had just one thing. My daughter has been learning bad behavior from you. I could you not come i have a video of her. So this is just reinforcing that behavior behavior. Could have said so many other things that couldve got me fired. The fact that it was a normal biological function, dave. Did you have any sympathy for amazon . I dont have any sympathy see, i want to think the producers here at gutfeld . The system they built into these so we can while we are talking to you im not even a move. You have a system . Ive got to use that. There has to be an invention. Ive seen them and mail order, but there has to be a way to solve this problem. America is made of roads. And this is a problem thats been around for years and no one is fixing that. America is made of roads by greg. I got it, you have to make your time. If you get out of the car and go on the side of the highway, somebodys going to see it and take a picture of it and you are done because you are exposing yourself to the public. See you dont want to do that either. So they do the best thing they can. Did you see the excuses . We thought you were talking about the supply line thats why we denied this happening. You drive and you have to make that time. You now. Because i have solutions all the time, it was the third amendment. The third of management, yes. Require the quartering of troops for more. I think we need a new amendment. If you are a driver for amazon or ups, the people in the community are obliged to elect two guys, let them use the restroom. [laughter] i do that anyway. Do you want to hang out for a little bit . Thats sad, very sad. I dont know. I have nothing else to say about this, dave. If you have anything you want to wrap up. We will be right back. Limu emu doug Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need. Thank you hey, hey, no, no limu, no limu only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Up to one million dollars. Thats how Much University of phoenix is committing to create 400 scholarships this month alone. If youre committed to earning your degree, were committed to making it accessible. Because we believe everybody deserves a chance. And sometimes one chance is all it takes to change everything. 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Im busy, im back. Im happy to be back in the real world. Is this the real world . Or is it just fantasy . Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality. Open your eyes. I cant remember the rest. Easy come, easy go. Thank you studio audience. We will be back here tomorrow. Shannon bream is next. I am greg gutfeld and i love you, america. [cheers and applause] shannon hello and welcome to fox news at night, i am Shannon Bream in washington paired our brandnew time and almost brandnew show. Stay with us tonight and every night, got some new stuff for you. You will be glad you did. Its con. Shannon its Opening Night in texas at the 100 capacity crowd. Amid the glare of politics, its a showdown with the weak over