sexual harassment. the media is fine with the border crisis because trump is gone. there is no crisis. and it's their team at the controls which means no one is at the controls. before you break the rules, you need to understand and value feeding your should admit the importance of a border before you decide to ignore it but you can't get the dems to admit a process is necessary before they dump all over it. this isn't a bug in the system. it is the system. those calling for student loan forgiveness indoor for paying one's debts is vital to social relations. those calling for defunding the police. fail to recall how. mathematics helped us build bridges and towers and tunnels for thousands of years but now it's racist. i could keep going. saying shelter a proven historical good is preferable to homelessness is an attack on the rights of those who wish to freeze the debt. a billion years of reproduction can be brushed off, deciding ann in proportionate blink of an eye that genders are fluid. you see, this white house is hobbled by a grade of faulty thinking. to accept their path forward you must to pretend you were never on the right path before. it's an agonist for the sake of change. when you point to the age-old lessons that prevented much unnecessary strife, who are you then? a neanderthal. proudly. i think i should retire right now. pola piers morgan and leave. that monologue was the best work i've ever done. >> dana: it was right up there. right up there. >> greg: donna, do you agree? it was beautiful. he was a work of art. >> donna: i don't know if you qualify for an oscar and emmy but maybe this week and at the grammys you can sing that. it's not a hit worth remembering. >> greg: i want to throw to all of you, jen psaki jen psaki explain how labeling such crisis doesn't help the challenge. >> at this point is this a crisis of the border? >> i don't think we need to put new labels on what we've already conveyed. it's challenging. >> huge uptick in the number of migrants. thousands of children. if it doesn't qualify as a crisis, what does? >> it's most important to explain the substantive policy what's happening, with the root causes arm why these kids are coming and why, what we are doing to try to solve this is very challenging circumstances the border. >> greg: jesse, may be a year or two ago nobody really cared about the root causes. when trump was in charge. which was that he was tearing children from parents. >> jesse: that was the mainstream media asking permission to call it a crisis in the news articles. they haven't been given permission yet. still waiting on that ability to call it a crisis. gran, i think i speak for the american people and the american people are very uncomfortable with what's happening down at the border. you cannot have drug cartels foisting wave after wave of people that we don't even know who they are into this country. if you look at the video that wasn't really telling the truth. what it mostly is our adult males and unaccompanied teen males. they are coming in. the biden administration is not testing them for covid. they're letting the states test them. what they are doing. if they test positive are not tested all they put them on a bus and they send them both into the heartland. right now you have a situation where biden says he's managing it. no. that's false. he's mismanaging it. trump manage it by cutting deals, ending catch and release. if i did away with that. even the associated press says biden has no plan of the migrants feel like they're being welcomed in. it is like joe moved into a rough neighborhood, moved in and got rid of the fence, the security dog, the alarm system and put out a welcome mat. open the door and said i'm having a housewarming party. don't be surprised if the entire neighborhood shows up. they are not going to leave when you want them to leave. right now you have a situation where in my opinion he either didn't know that opening the borders was going to cause a crisis or he did. he's either devious or incompetent. both are disqualifying. we haven't hit peak migration season. we are having about 100,000 get caught crossing last month. that's the highest is spending 15 years. we are not even really there yet. right now he has to make a decision. is he going to try to stop the flow or is he going to absorb the flow? right now all he's doing is absorbing the flow and the american people are not going to stand for it. >> greg: donna, how do you respond? >> donna: i'm going to explain what i believe is the truth and not respond to jesse. on one hand, it's a cyclical problem. 2014, the obama administration was criticized. we have had problems of the border for a long time. over 20,000 people in the so-called migration protocols. i believe that we need more than just a short-term solution. this is a bigger problem. biden has not, president biden has not put a welcome sign at the border. what's happening now is that the smugglers understand that this is a prime opportunity to try to sneak in when they know somebody may not be working. people are working. more border patrol agents are being called in. a female called in to help with covid testing. so it's a all hands on deck approach but it's something that should worry them. he comes around every year at this time. >> greg: i believe you need order to have changed and i feel like the democrats are resisting order or process because for some reason it's always associated with republicans. we don't like what they did before. we throw the baby out with the bathwater, a phrase i just coined. >> dana: you know what happens when you throw the baby out with the bathwater? >> greg: no baby. >> dana: exactly. i have described the need for the security issue. the hierarchy of needs. >> greg: third time this week. >> dana: i learned from the best. you need the basic security in order for you to do the other stuff. comprehensive immigration reform. if they want to do something like a temporary worker program or they want to expand asylum. you're not going to be able to do it until you deal with the security issue. when it comes to the questions they are getting it's not just from one angle. now actually i would say someone like peter doocy, they are following his lead and now they're asking is it a crisis now? what about now? the facts in the figures shows there's three times as many people coming across in one month than before, that to me shows that you have a problem. i imagine what's happening inside the white house and the administration there are some people saying we have a communications problem with the border. i would imagine communications people are saying no, we don't. we have a fact problem with the border. at some point they are going to have to decide to pivot, take it on and it's going to be something akin -- i'm not trying to compare to the war. but when the bush administration put forward the surge, it was a whole different posture. from a security standpoint, communication standpoint. it was a different thing altogether. because it's cyclical, as donna was saying, it is. we know it's worse than before. there is a cause and effect problem. that's the communications problem. there fact problem was something else. deal with the facts, communications will get easier. >> greg: it's like they didn't think about a solution. they intensified the border crossings. what task is there. do you let them stay? do you put them in buses and send them back? they didn't think it through. >> dagen: jen psaki today, the plan is to let them in. the plan is for open borders. let people loose. catch and release. to donna's point, this isn't something cyclical. we are on pace right now in terms of the number of migrant children crossing the border to exceed the all-time high by 45%. this is something new. greg, remember the line repeated over and over again. smugly by the big media. the grown-ups are in charge now. well, adults in the age of only have taken a situation at the border that was working at in better condition than it's been years and created in less than seven weeks an unmitigated disaster. that's grown-ups. jesse is in touch with the american people. i am in touch with hollywood. i watch a lot of tv and a lot of movies. i want to hear from the celebrities who talked about kids in cages over and over. i want to hear some compassion for the children at the border. we don't know what the day-to-day life is like of these kids. is it safe, sanitary? 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gavin newsom or andy cuomo? they are both going down. they are in charge of 60, 70 million people. if only we could learn something from that. i like gavin because he blames himself for carrying too much. if only he didn't try so hard to save lives he wouldn't be on this cross wearing a crown of hair gel. it isn't texas. it's california. a state that is bluer than the cookie monster. the dems have to do a lot to get recalled. to the teacher's point, what if firefighters or nurses or police officers with the people preparing and getting your food to the supermarkets did this? there is a dual message going on with these teachers by not returning. that they aren't essential. everybody else that i just mentioned are essential and maybe they should all be fired. >> jesse: i have a confession to make. earlier in the year i predicted gavin newsom would be the nominee for the democrats. i think that's totally out the window. >> dana: it wasn't a bad guess. it wasn't a bad guess. but i don't think so. he might have a better chance of winning nationally with the democrats that he doesn't california. the issue for him in california's not so much that you have right wing republicans mad about it. that's not the case. i don't know bernie sanders has seen any of the articles. we would be happy to forward them to his office. it's been a very bipartisan group. nonpartisan. it's mostly been small business owners especially restaurant owners. business owners like my friend who runs a pilates studio. they have been shut down this whole time even though it doesn't make any sense. if you wanted to do class outside, not allowed. that's where that's all coming from. i don't know if you will get recalled. i don't think that his future in california is that great. nationally he could maybe do a little better. >> jesse: california is well-positioned to survive covid. beautiful weather. as dana said they can hold classes outside. outside dining. but for some reason they close to skate parks and then gavin newsom got caught eating inside a very expensive restaurant. it's like they did everything wrong. >> dagen: they didn't follow the signs. schools should a been open last year. schools were open in florida starting the fall. outdoor dining should've been open. the movie company could serve the film workers outdoors but the restaurant owner was literally crying in front of a camera because you couldn't remain open. to greg's point, i guess gavin newsom could just run on the slogan, at least i ain't cuomo. on behalf of my family members who had to move to california at the beginning of the pandemic in the spring, on behalf of all of the business owners, restaurant owners and parents because you have a governor who won't stand up to the teachers unions, to gavin newsom. please play on sand and guzzle mud and let me make an obscene hand gesture to you below the camera. >> greg: i saw it. >> dana: i sighed. >> donna: lord have mercy. >> jesse: the situation in new york with komal, the recall in california, does that hurt biden at all? 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dog drama. the pooches aren't at the white house after major bit somebody. but don't worry, the white house is keeping us updated. >> on monday the first families younger dog, major, was surprised by an unfamiliar person and reacted and waited result in a minor injury to the individual which was handled by the white house medical unit with no further treatment needed. >> dagen: greg, the dog. >> greg: if this german shepherd was in the trump white house, the media would be pointing out, you know who else is german? and then when they removed the dogs because of the fighting, they would go was it because it's black? that's how they operate. if you look at how they cover joe, we see joe briefly and it's never that good. he forgets names and wanderers. the press gets to see a lot more of him but they never talk about it. compared to before. the press would talk about every rumored meltdown, every tantrum that they didn't see. they had an inside scoop on trump's behavior 47 but no they are like sergeant schultz, another german reference. they don't see anything. you see this trend with the media before the election, cuomo was a heartthrob and now he's dirt. before the election, the lincoln project was beloved. now they are dirt. before the election, the media had a total scoop on presidential behavior but now they have called lead. >> dagen: dana, why? >> dana: well, maybe one day we'll find out. i was thinking about jen psaki. the easiest thing for a press secretary to get out of a jam is by having the president take questions. eventually it will happen. she says before the end of the month. i assume it will be after a big signing ceremony of the covid relief bill or the american rescue plan, whatever they call it and then he will take some questions. they are definitely feeling some pressure. they have the president go look at some tools at a hardware store. didn't take any questions we got the picture. a little bit out and about. the media starts to clamor for it. the american people seem like they are okay not hearing from him right now. >> dagen: donna, won't do democrats want to hear from him? i guess maybe not if yesterday he couldn't remember lloyd austen's name, the defense secretary. and then refer to the pentagon as that outfit over there. >> donna: [laughs] you know i'm not going to confuse the signal with the noise. i think most americans say that he's in touch with the american people. i think i am in touch with some as well. they want their $1400 checks. they want relief. they want vaccines. as long as biden is delivering the results, they don't care. i am the unofficial dog whisperer sitting always close to dana perino. major is so sorry. he is sorry that he got carried away. this is a whole new experience for him. living on the white house grounds. i would like major to come back and spend some time with zora and i so he can get acclimated to the climate and people and he will not be biting anyone unless he is having some of my food. >> jesse: i love the dog story. it's the only thing interesting with color that i have heard about joe biden besides the video game deal he played with his granddaughter at camp david. to greg's point, where are all the anonymous sources. where is the blow-by-blow of all the deep policy debates. and the personnel drama. it's like it doesn't exist. they are on the same side as the press. this is not what normal looks like. this is what's going on. this is a lucky politician that got swept into the presidency because of a once in a 100 year pandemic. he has triggered a border crisis. he will trigger a high gas price this summer. then he's probably going to have to lash out in the middle east to distract from those policies. people are going to be hurting this summer especially if that trial goes sideways with derek chauvin and george floyd. it could be a very dangerous and expensive summer. it's all going to blow up. >> donna: don't tell that over 500,000 people who have died. we have 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people and i appreciate everyone's support that you read it. thank you so much. my grandfather was a rancher, a marine veteran. when i look back i think he was the biggest influence on my life. one of the reasons i say that is because it was really about observing him in terms of the character that he exhibited. his joy of life as well. i know he wouldn't want me to of been so hard on myself. i write about how i think i worried away a lot of my 20s. i don't want young women to do that anymore. i have some practical advice in there. i think a lot of the advice is good for anybody in the workplace. hopefully some granddad will read it and give it to their daughters. >> greg: so what you're saying is that behind every woman is a very strong man. >> dana: yes, to coin a phrase. absolutely. i talk about my dad. when i was in third grade he made me read the rocky mount news and the denver post every night for dinner. that helped along the way. >> donna: i love the part about the red shoes. >> jesse: i like how in the title of your book you basically baked in a prompt for people to say oh, dana, you are still young. that was very clever. >> dana: see what i did there. >> jesse: yes. i recognize it. i also have a bone to pick with you and i texted you about this. you did an appearance on "the today show" this morning to promote the book and they introduced you as cohost of america's newsroom. they did not introduce you as cohost of "the five." you didn't even correct them. say hey, also cohost of "the five." >> greg: this segment is over. >> jesse: we should get top billing. >> dana: i was so nervous i didn't know what to do. obviously "the five" has been a huge part of my life, the audience, supported all of us through our projects and my three books now. i know. cohost of "the five." it's been a big part of my life for ten years, and the longest i've ever held a job. >> greg: i want to congratulate you. number one on amazon. what's more important is that your number one in women's studies. you beat out "women who run with the wolves." quite an accomplishment on that list but it's women's studies. did you ever think that you would champion women's studies? >> dana: this afternoon peter called and said your number one and i said really? he said yes. i said and what? he said women's studies. no, peter. call me when he climbs up the general list. i'm glad that he did. >> dagen: the one piece of advice that i needed 30 years ago. except the drink they offer and then pour it in the first plant that you see. >> dana: my grandfather used to do that. he was a county commissioner didn't drink alcohol. or at least didn't enjoy it much. he said he saw too many people make mistakes they were at networking events and office parties. my rule for everybody in this book is go to an office event, one drink maximum. i know that sounds really boring. i promise you it will help you in the future when you want a promotion or raise or new opportunity. don't drink. donna, what was page 149? >> donna: you talked about getting out of your own way. you had this problem after somebody criticized you on social media. he finally said get out of your own way. go ahead and continue to move forward. i also liked one of the last chapters. greg, i teach at georgetown, women and gender studies. it's a great book for my male and female students. >> greg: was also great, yesterday was international women's day. dana has decided to donate 50,000 of these books. stop by and they are free. >> dana: i'm going to donate through the class that you volunteered to teach on saturdays. >> greg: oh, yes. i'm not really volunteering. i am going to that class. >> dana: thanks, everybody. >> dagen: can i say something serious? dana, i want to thank you for all the women who work here. you've touched so many people's lives and given people such support behind the scenes and i can mean many of us that you are always there in good times and bad. i would never get a chance to say that 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parks and they say don't feed the animals. you have tourists taking in penguins, messing up nature. what do you think? >> jesse: i'm not impressed. they are just birds that can fly. you can't eat them, can't hunt them. they waddle around and swim. it doesn't do it for me. >> dana: i thought you were going to be a better player than that on this one. >> dagen: i am rooting for the orca. is that wrong? >> dana: not surprised. greg, surely you think animals are great. >> greg: i can't believe you missed this. this is an animal reenactment of mitt romney during the impeachment process. he's trying to get away from trump and hides among the democrats in the lifeboat. >> dana: i didn't see that one either. donna, are you happy for the penguin? >> donna: absolutely. that penguin, i don't know if it's male or female. i suspect is a woman. who else would jump like that? >> dana: put them back in there? leave it to its fate? the royal families finally responding to prince harry and meghan markle's big interview. they said the whole family said to learned the full extent of how challenging the last two years have been for harry and meghan. the issues raised, particular data rates are concerning. some recollections may vary they are taken very seriously and will be addressed by the family privately. harry, megan, and rt will always be much loved family members. i should've done that in a british accent. i've got a pretty good one. greg, if you are going to diagram that statement, would you come up with? >> greg: i don't know. i am over the word "saddened." i don't think when people are saying saddened, they aren't saying how they really feel. [laughs] it's silly. wow, that was really awful what that woman said about us. i'm saddened. there is another word they are not using. my solution for this is an all-star family feud. on one side you have the royal family. on the other side you've got mary markel and her husband brad and they get three cousins and a footman. i will host. >> dana: survey says. donna. this is what i was impressed with from a communication standpoint. i felt that it was crafted in a way that doesn't really add to the new cycle. there is not an additional day's story here. there probably will be what what do you think? >> donna: i thought it was a perfect statement and i thought it had to come from the queen. she is the head of the royal family. she made it clear she's going to bring everybody in the room. she is going to sit them down and get this out of the way. i thought it was a perfect statement and thank god we don't have to talk about this for another day. >> dana: when she says that they will always be much loved family members. i thought that was a little bit meaning like you won't ever be royals again. >> jesse: i saw it as taking the high road. we love you. we'll always love you. we take pity on you. that's how i read the statement. any statement that has a crest like that next what is a great statement. it doesn't matter with the statement is. >> dana: you have to work on that. >> greg: only jesse would be impressed. >> jesse: by the crest. >> dana: dagen. >> dagen: we haven't been talking about prince andrew and his buddy jeffrey epstein. >> dana: that's a great question. that's worth a segment. we'll have to do tomorrow. 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[laughter] >> bret: thank you, greg, good evening. the country is still waiting for some action or even substantial comment from president biden about the growing immigration crisis along the southern border. his fact finding group has returned from its visit but there is still no public acknowledgment of a major problem nor a briefing with the president apparently. we have fox news coverage.

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