Welcome, kittens. Welcome to Night Vale. Things may seem a little strange here, but if you get confused or frightened, don't worry; you can always flag down one of the passing blue helicopters of the Sheriff's Secret Police and ask for help. Do not flag down black, yellow, or multicolored helicopters painted with birds of…

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