Elitists, Idiotic Hallucinations, And Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorie Taylor Greene As a native of New Jersey—state motto: "Oh yeah, who says?"—I am congenitally immune to conspiracy theories. Also impervious to the imbecile insults of he-man Trumpists obsessed with the imagined sexual preferences of strangers. While there is no level of invective to which I am incapable of sinking, editors urge me to keep it clean. "You guys sleigh me," one guy taunted the other day regarding the Democrats' alleged loyalty to the Chinese Communist Party. I mean, why bother? Today I live in Arkansas, where our idiot legislature is in the process of enacting a Stand Your Ground law, which means that if you send me a hostile message and then get in my face, I'll be legally entitled to shoot you dead.