Drunk Man Attempts To Talk Some Sense Into Mechanical Bull

ABILENE, TX—Swaying as he put his arm around the machine, local drunk man Todd Bondy reportedly attempted Friday to talk some sense into a mechanical bull. “Hey man, be cool—no reason to freak out,” said Bondy, slurring his words as he explained to the electrically powered device that simulates riding a bucking animal…

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