>> have they not seen "twister"? they need a cow to smack the bride in the face, and then maybe they'll think it's an emergency. >> that lack of urgency leads people to wonder whether this is true romance or totally divorced from reality. >> it's fake because these people did nothing. they were just like, oh, well, let's go get cake! >> if i see a tornado, i am getting in my car and running to the nearest nuclear bunker and closing the hatch. >> no marriage should begin with lies and deceit, so we are coming clean. the nerve-racking nuptials are 100% real. >> i guess kansas has bigger balls than we do. >> this love story begins in june 2011 when caleb pence meets kandra fredrick at a rodeo in colorado. >> just right away we were best