>> i think we'll start with our friend toure here who is locked in a heated argument with a chair in his office. >> we're already cracking up because it's 5:00 somewhere. shut out to our viewers in greenland. now words are having sex and birthing new words that are synthetic and saying i'm a knewwakne new word. >> you didn't even get a surprise? what kind of christmas was that? i'm glad you're not my dad. >> okay, krystal, we're getting real. i'm glad you're not my dad. i'm glad you're not my daughter either. >> i missed quite a show yesterday. >> if i was your dad, you would be extraordinarily happy young daughter and you'd be named keisha. >> keisha. >> i like that. >> toure, i have to say, i have to say that i think you are