officer, the hair of ben nelson's. >> the subject of harry reid's choosing, senator nelson's impressive hair, and there's almost no way we can improve on the ode to the nelson mane. so enjoy. >> one of the things we learn as little kids and as we get older, it's something we also must adhere to, and that's not be envious. envy isn't something that is becoming on a human, especially an adult. but i think if the truth were known, many, many senators would be very envious, as i am. and i would think the presiding officer about that hair of ben nelson's. i mean, that is a mob of real hair. it's often that people call his office, e-mail the office. they believe he has a toupee. it's his hair. he'll pull it for you any time to show you that it's real.