he was wearing it after he had been sentenced to probation for criminal contempt. he was not supposed to have left the country. he's been accused of misuse of a passport, lying to federal officers, improperly dissing lohan and being named eugene toady. the editor of the new york post. headline, jihad monkey. taliban-training primates. oh, yes. they ran this in what they call a newspaper. taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel american enemy, monkey marksmen. the taliban is training monkeys to use weapons toç attack american troops. arming them with ak-47s, machine guns and mortars in the tribal region near the border between afghanistan and pakistan. the monkeys are being rewarded with bananas and peanuts.