>> oh, including me? three. >> okay. i'm going to put you down as the primary resident. >> terrific. >> now, how would you describe your race or ethnic origin? >> well, superior to asians but not as intel jenlt ligent as bl. >> let me clarify. which of the following describes you? white, asian, hispanic, pacific islander. >> oh, pacific islander. let's try that. and don't skimp on the rum. >> what is your last name, ma'am? >> blarfengar. >> can you spell that for me? >> s-m-i-t-h. >>fengar. alec baldwin has been a very tough act to follow as he host next week's show with musical guests tom petty and the heartbreakers. [ female announcer ] instead of drinking old office coffee,