even if you do look like a porn star. >> even if i look like a porn star. what are you going to do? >> you look like a porn star. put the picture up next to your face. >> what are you trying to say? >> you are very desirable and attractive, john. >> that's it. i feel cheap. i am going to file a complaint. filing a suit. go on. go on. >> now we got to get to the real "the skinny" stuff. okay. reece witherspoon. >> yes. >> arrested. >> not good. not good. >> arrested! >> tell me. >> her husband, there she is as a blond. her husband and her got pulled over. her husband was drunk. arrested for dui. she got mouthy with police. saying things. like do you know -- >> as a brunette. >> do you know who i am? >> she pulled that card, do you know my name? by the way, the officer said, "i don't need to know your name." then she said, "you are about to find out who i am. you are going to be on national news." guess who is on national news? not the arresting officer.