think he is a commentator but he is really a mon store. >> bob: what was that thing -- >> greg: we're not talking about that. that is on "red eye" tonight, bob. tebow. is that his name the amazing baseball player, i have to say. this is why young single women should be republicans and go to church. don't you think julia would trade the government as a dadly for tim tebow as a husband? >> dana: yes. 100%. 1,000 times yes. >> bob: perfect segue for me. the government website that gives dads tips on teaching kids hygiene, how to eat and brush teeth. there are complaints from conservatives this is big brother getting in your life. i think it's good thing. go to website and get information on how to teach your kids hygienics. >> dana: any father who needs this is not trolling around online looking for advice. they are going to stumble a