>> the blood thirsty aliens then sucked the blood of 828 teachers and left them for dead. shocking. >> parents are shocked over these math problems that were sent home with 3rd graders at the trinidad center city public charter school. here is one about cooking african-americans, americans and indians. >> she put the people equally into nine enormous ovens to bake. how many desperate people were in each oven? it's the holocaust. it's too horrific to even think about. >> bill: all right, gutfeld. here is the thing. the teacher is now fired. that's the update to the story in washington, d.c. the idea creative, bad judgment. it's a great way to take word problems and try to figure out a new way to do that for example, if you incorporate "the o'reilly factor" and i have a word problem for you. if bill o'reilly says not buying it five times while showing tape of a victoria secret commercial for 10 minutes, how many not buying it per minute are there?