mariachis. >> the stage hand asked for his papers. >> i read that, greg. we would never do that. >> rick perideported him. >> are they going to build a wall -- >> greg: so strange. weird. okay. coming up, where can you buy a top hat for your top hat? we discuss the new books, the things i buy because i sleep in a bed made of money. but first, controversy on toddlers and tiaras, we pick up on the fourth hour of the today show. this is amazing. g@