coming up. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy international panic day, greg. >> holy, crap. what do i do? >> remain calm. >> i didn't prepare. where are my pills. >> calm down. >> i don't think we should be here. this is not part of our plan. i haven't bought any gold yet. i don't have any seeds. >> what? >> we have to get out of here. >> great, now i'm all alone. let's welcome our guest. she's so hot she sleeps in a giant oven mitt. i am here with kailey. she is so cute. he is the man responsible for the classic song "tell it to my heart" something i sing when i am lathering and weeping. it is the singer, song writer and filmmaker. and his new show "america's got scabies" and it is bill shultz.