realized, oh my, this is a gay man. >> the final share should have set you off. and having sex with them. and half the time it was like, i am pretending it is a girl i am doing this to. that's not gay. >> but he lied to you. that is the thing that was so dishonest. he thought you were a girl. >> it is a cliche, but it is true. >> would you be one of the fake girlfriends who get paid for it? you wouldn't have to do anything. >> i might beacon fused. so you have the high maintenance of a girlfriend without the [bleep]? >> yes. >> in that case, yes. where do i sign up? >> i know what, i'm writing that down. >> i'm writing down my number.