police, greg, you said williams has a long rap sheet including theft, burglary and something about muss stashes? >> bad mustaches. >> first of all, there is no such thing as a bad mustache. >> here, here. >> it ain't a crime to have a great statute. >> -- stash. >> no such thing as a good mustache. >> you said that was the first thing. >> i don't have time for the second thing. john, do you worry williams will take your job? >> i am always worried somebody will take my be jo. thanks for asking. >> i'm sorry for planting that in your head. >> appreciate it. >> i'm done. >> are you really? >> yes. >> oh well, go away. but you, the viewer, stay. coming up, my mom returns and boy is she motherly. also, what's andre agassi up to now? about 5 foot 5 give or two a gram.