>> bill: all right. >> i'm not going to give away the ending. i will give away the ending. a killer begreat white shark hybrid. >> bill: this is just nonsense for 200 pages of nonsense? is that what it is? >> we think a little more highly of it than nonsense. >> bill: jibberrish. >> we feel it's well crafted satire speaking to the human condition. jibberrish is fine. >> bill: okay. now, the last page, 239. acknowledgments. you have -- >> -- i will tell you who likes it the dope dealers, man. >> bill: the dope dealers, of course they do. they can put stuff in between the pages when they carry it. >> people don't actually -- >> bill: you have 1400 writers. >> that's the people we are thinking. >> bill: no, no. we asked the daily show to maintain the quality of the program while we wrote the book so then we did we wrote the book. didn't all these people help in writing the book? how many people wrote the book? >> there is probably 12. that's the staff. >> bill: 12 people wrote the book? >> yeah. >> bill: how come they weren't all on oprah.