phil mccorey, good to have you here. here today, gone tomorrow. but today it's here today, gone tomorrow with hair. it's hair? >> 100% human hair. >> mike: i could use it here. >> cut you off a piece. >> mike: lovely. so where does the hair come from and how did you get this idea? >> well, the idea is from the prince william sound oil spill, observing the otters in the water. i took care of homes and i created oil spill in the kitty pool and got gallon of used oil out of the water the two minutes. >> mike: wow! you are going to pour oil. we created so many oil spills i lost count of how many we created. i'm stepping back. i decided. >> i'll be careful. >> mike: so far by the end of the show i'll have an oil change instead of clothing change. this is hair. talk about a new way to say he has a rug on. it looks like carpet.