george w. bush. and i thought, you know, watching it, i said, this is going to be a funny show. >> can i say something very quickly? why do we have to fight? the two of you, can't we just say something nice about john kerry, right now. >> i like john. i care about john kerry. >> and something about president bush. >> he'll be unemployed soon. >> i think anyone who enjoyed paying attention to the news and watched "the daily show" will forever remember jon stewart going on "crossfire" and reading those guys the riot act. >> you're doing theater when you should be doing debate. which would be great. it's not honest. what you do is partisan hackery. and i'll tell you why i know it. >> you had john kerry on your show and you sniff his throne and you accuse us of partisan hackery? >> the show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. what is wrong with you?