nobody could capture that comedy. it's not just finding the funniest person with the funniest voice. it's not that easy. >> is there something i can help you with? >> wow, you look cold. >> it is tricky when, as a comedian, you find your voice, and you figure out what you want to talk about and they give you a tv show and they're, like, oh, you can't talk about anything that's gotten you to this point. >> i'm always trying to look good for guys, it's always backfiring on me. you're always on a diet. i'm on a diet because i'm trying to get the body of the women you jerk off to after i fall asleep. >> the whole reason you got into comedy is because you can say whatever you want and then you get on television and you can only say 2% of what you want. >> you say in that bed, a storm of sexy is going to come your way. so just get your umbrella. >> as a standup comic you have to figure out, can i still be a large enough percentage of myself in this network format that i can still be effective doing what i do?