it's my own shallowness, and when -- i love "law and order," and when i saw there was "law and order u.k.," i tivo'd it, but i can't understand a word. i don't know what's going on. >> you do speak english -- you didn't get from us -- >> i didn't get it from you. >> but -- >> many years ago relatives somewhere maybe got it from -- >> you said it was our language to start with. so we speak it properly. >> okay. if you want to have an us and them kind of attitude. sure, yeah, you're right. >> quite bolshe, aren't you? >> huh? >> quite bolshe. >> i don't know what you said or what it means. >> i think it's based on the bolsheviks, playful. are you playful or menace? >> it depends on the situation. >> how are you feeling at the moment?