injure seat raise ♪ ♪ thank you for listening >> my head is pounding. now, i know it's kind of cute. you notice how everyone now on a plane cannot resist the intercom? they sing, rhyme, tell cutesy jokes? i don't want to hear it. i'm paying to get from point a to point b. i'm paying for quiet. i love pilots and respect them tremendously. but i want them to fly the plane. i don't need to hear every detail about the wind speed in detroit. i don't drone on and on about the difficulties of my job, how my day was or my next few hours are going to be. i wish they wouldn't either, unless, of course, there are snakes on the plane. >> enough is enough. i have had it with these [ bleep ] snakes on the [ bleep ] plane. >> if there are snakes on the plane, can you totally wake me up, pilot. let's cool it with the unnecessary chatter. i'm sending out the s.o.s. for