request to bring an ice machine to a hotel. >> we had other better ones. >> all right. >> larry: okay. >> there's one -- i like the one where you wanted to check in. i like the one you wanted to check in -- >> larry: the new "letters from a nut." >> hold it up, larry. that's how we get sales. >> larry: okay. thank you, jer. one more. >> i like this one that i wrote to -- i was trying to get a sign made. i'm opening a business next to a cuckoo-roo restaurant. my business is called i am the walrus. i need one big sign that i'll put next to them that says i am the walrus coo coo carew. >> you know coo coo carew chicken and elroy's? >> larry: of course. hair, you're a genius. >> that is allfully nice of you. >> larry: thank you for introducing him to the world. all you people on the internet, here he is. >> finally the mystery is over. >> larry: the name is barry marter, the book is "all new letters from a nut by ted l. nancy." this is ted nancy. jerry stays with us. we'll be right back. socket.