if you carry an aarp card and you're bald. too crazy for me. >> not just republicans. john hickenlooper is democratic mayor of denver. a geologist, businessman and running for governor. >> i guess i'm not a good politician. i can't stand negative ads. i see one and feel like i need a shower. you see a lot of them. >> stop. rule number two, don't take a shower with your clothes on. >> the ad to capture what we're talking about went viral. an ex-marine running for alabama agriculture commissioner. let's take a look. >> i'm dale peterson and i'm after the republican nomination for alabama agriculture commissioner. i've been a farmer, a businessman, a cop, a marine during vietnam so listen up. alabama ag commissioner is one of the most powerful positions in alabama.