The conservative attacks on public education in Florida have become ever more extreme under Governor Ron DeSantis. Now, they’re also becoming so absurd and so totalizing that they forbid taking a stand on them in any direction. It would be a fantastic act of satire were it also not so dangerous.Back in May, DeSantis signed into law SB 266, a bill banning the state’s public colleges and universities from using public funds to “[a]dvocate for diversity, equity, and inclusion, or promote or engage