Jordan welcome to the daily show im jordan klepper. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Lewis black takes on the cybertruck. [cheers and applause] rfk jr. Has something he just cant get out of his head. And kristi noems hopes of becoming vp have been taken out to the gravel pit and shot. Plus, matt damon joins us tonight not a bad show, huh . [cheers and applause] but first, lets catch up on all the latest in the president ial race with another installment of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with the huge trial that threatens to destroy a politicians career. Not trumps trial, hell get off scotfree. No, im talking about Public Opinion v. Kristi noem, south dakota governor and big fan of the last two minutes of old yeller. The mainstream liberal media has been coming at her for days, just because her new memoir has a little story in it about executing a puppy. So now shes turning to her base on conservative media to find some support. But it turns out that even they are having a hard time with this. What happens if you are debating kamala harris, and she says, well, wait a second, you shot your dog . I never tell anybody my personal conversations with President Trump. Did the dog story come up in a conversation with trump . I talk to President Trump all the time. About the dog . About a lot of things. Governor, if you asked me a month ago, whos at the top of the list to run with donald trump . Mmhmm. I i wouldve said your name. Mmhmm. If you asked me that same question this morning, i dont even think youre on the list. [audience reacts] jordan wow, these people are harsh youre not even on the list not on the vp list, not on the cabinet list, not even on craigslist i will say, for the past few years, i have been wondering, how far is too far for the rightwing maga crowd . And now we know, its shooting your dog in a gravel pit. That is not acceptable. Until trump does it, then every republican has to shoot their dog just to stay in the party. So kudos, rightwing media, for putting your foot down against killing dogs. You can hold your head up high, and go back to your regularlyscheduled segment why dont we toss the migrant kids into the grand canyon . Its a very compelling segment. Every wednesday at 9 00. But not every one in conservative media had their knives out for kristi noem. In the bowels of newsmax, eric bolling tried his best to throw her a lifeline. Governor, ive ive also written a couple of books and i know how the process works. You write some chapters, you dont write the whole book at once. You write a chapter or two, you send it to the editors and they edit, they read it, they add, they subtract. And heres my question the editor. Mmhmm. The editor. Was she possibly a plant, a liberal plant . Jordan a liberal plant editor . Eric, she wrote the book she wrote it you can tell conservatives dont really believe any of their conspiracy bullshit by how casually they try to fit one into any scandal. Just say your editor was a liberal plant, kristi maybe your dog was trying to rig the election . Maybe your dog was dei . Is that something . I dont [bleep] know, just pick one but believe it or not, shooting her dog isnt the only scandal about noems book. Theres also a story about when she met with north korean dictator kim jong un, where she wrote i remember when i met with north korean dictator kim jong un. Except she had to take that story out, because she never actually met with north korean dictator kim jong un. And she says the story was put in there by accident, and she took it out as soon as she found out, even though she wrote the book and recorded the audiobook. And if youre wondering, didnt she find that out when she recorded the audiobook . Youre not the only one you said, you, when you learned of it, you immediately took action. Mmhmm. You recorded the whole book and the audiobook. Mmhmm you read this whole passage out loud. Why didnt you take it out then when you read the audiobook . You know, ive traveled for years. Ive been involved in policy for almost 30 years, and so ive gone all across the world, ive met with world leaders. So you didnt realize when you recorded the audiobook . When it was brought to my attention, and it was i had asked the publisher if they would remove the name and they did. Okay. I just but you didnt answer my question. When you record, you posted pictures and video of yourself. Mmhmm. Recording the audiobook. When you recorded your own audiobook you didnt notice this . Im not going to discuss about my meetings with world leaders. Im not asking you to. Im asking you about recording the audio. Did you want to talk about Something Else today . Jordan for gods sake, can we talk about Something Else . I shot a dog once, did you hear about that . Kim jong un is not someone you forget meeting. Hes a madman. No one is ever like, yeah, i met hitler. Oh, wait, adolf hitler . I was thinking of a different one. Greg hitler from tampa. Look, i know weve been talking about this kristi noem story for a few days in a row now, but she lied about meeting kim jong un and she shot a puppy i honestly cant think of a political story that could be crazy enough to push that out of the news cycle. In a new report, Robert Kennedy opens up about Health Issues from a, quote, worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died. Jordan [laughs] what . I dont know whats worse that rfk junior had a worm that was eating his brain, or that his brain is so poisoned, it killed the worm its so wild that weve all been joking about how rfk jr. Must have brain worms, and then he actually has brain worms its like if the weird kid in class came back from the doctor with a note saying, actually, kyle does have stage 2 turdface. Please let him get his affairs in order. Now, the Kennedy Campaign is dismissing the notion that the dead worm in their candidates brain could cause any cognitive but this story actually came out because the New York Times found a 2012 deposition from kennedys divorce, in which he argued that his earning power had diminished because, quote, i have cognitive problems, clearly. So i guess his argument now is no, no, the worm didnt eat the president part of my brain. Just the part that has to give my exwife money. And as if this story couldnt get any weirder, it turns out that kennedy discovered the worm because he was getting tested for brain fog and memory loss. But doctors said it probably wasnt the worm that was causing the brain fog. It was more likely that he had severe mercury poisoning from eating too much fish. I mean, no wonder rfk cares so much about Climate Change hes legally a thermometer. [cheers and applause] how will this affect the race . Probably not much. I know the idealists out there would love to vote for a perfect candidate, but we live in the real world, okay . Does rfk jr. Have a worm in his brain . Sure. And trumps brain is just two possums and a squirrel. Bidens cerebrum is riddled with slugs. You know . Would it be nice to have a candidate whose head is full of all brain . Sure, and id love a puppy too, but kristi noem shot it. Grow up for more on this ongoing medical situation, we go live to the rfk jr. Campaign with our own desi lydic. [cheers and applause] desi. Wow, desi, worms inside a president ial candidates head is a terrifying story. Whats the mood at the campaign . Well, its understandable why people are nervous, but as it turns out, brain worms are very common. Healthy, even in fact, some might say society would be better if everyone had worms in their brains. Jordan wow, desi. That sounds like something a worm would say. What . No jordan, its me. A human woman. I just think people shouldnt be so scared about embracing a symbiotic relationship with another life form. A beautiful, parasitic life form. Its not like im asking you to surrender to us. Surrender to us jordan okay, hold on, now im genuinely concerned, desi. This doesnt sound like you at all. Is it possible you have a brain worm . What . Jordan, no, of course not. I dont even know why you would say that. Why would you say that . Jordan youre eating soil you are a worm jordan, if you are suggesting that i was interviewing rfk jr. And he tricked me into touching our eyeballs together so a bunch of his worms could funnel into my brains left cortex, then you are way out of line. Way out of line it was just a normal interview, it wasnt weird. Okay . Although you know what is weird . Legs am i right . Jordan no this is horrible if youre in there, desi, fight the worms oh, my god, jordan, stop being so paranoid its just me, desi lordic, or whatever. Ill tell you what, when i get back to new york, lets just get together, sit down, and touch eyeballs. Jordan no absolutely not dont threaten me, worm, i wont tolerate that. Oh, what are you going to do, fire me . Then youre going to have zero worms in late night. Hows that going to look . Jordan aha, so you admit it you are a worm so whats the end game here . You build an army of wormpeople, brainwash everyone, and then get rfk elected . Oh, my god, no, jordan, thats insane. I mean, yes, were building an army of worm people to take over the earth. But were not voting for rfk that dudes crazy no [bleep] way ive got worms for brains, not shit for brains. [cheers and applause] jordan fair enough. Worm desi lydic, everybody. When we come back, lewis black will be joining us. Dont go away. 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For a while, teslas stock price was skyrocketing but now, its sliding down like half of Mitch Mcconnells face. The numbers are in and tesla has fallen short of expectations. Elon musks electric Vehicle Company releasing First Quarter earnings, showing its biggest revenue drop in over a decade. In the first three months of the year, car sales dropping 8. 5 , adding to a plummeting stock price that so far this year has gone down over 40 . Holy shit, down 40 the only thing worth less than tesla stock is a fully grown adult at p. Diddys house. [audience reacts] stop it that is the least of their problems. But dont worry, tesla owner elon musk has a perfectly reasonable, dumbas[bleep] explanation for this. We should be thought of as an ai or robotics company. If you value tesla as just like an auto company, you just have to fundamentally its just the wrong framework. Sorry, elon, my mistake all this time, i thought your company that sold cars was a car company god, one of us must be a real [bleep] idiot so teslas clearly in the shitter. And the thing that was supposed to save it was the cybertruck, a vehicle that looks like what happens when you inbreed deloreans. But unfortunately, the cybertruck appears to be cyber[bleep]. Tesla recalling its entire fleet of cybertrucks, nearly 4,000 in all. The company says the accelerator pedal could get stuck causing the pickup to unintentionally speed up, risking a crash. Remember, its not a car crash. Its an ai crash open your mind, man seriously, though, you recalled all of them . None were okay . Even with the baldwins, they made one good one. Im not going to say which one. I dont want to get shot. [cheers and applause] and this is just the latest problem with robocops [bleep]wagon. Because that things been shitting the bed since day one. Weve gotten a lot of tales of malfunctions, so for example, vehicles dying after traveling just one mile. The stainless steel vehicles are quickly showing signs of rust. One guy sharing how the drive through car wash was too much for the Tesla Cybertruck. He doesnt know what happened but says the Owners Manual does say you should never wash your car in sunlight. A Tesla Cybertruck had to be rescued by a ford pickup after the tesla got stuck in the mud and snow on a road in the sierras south of lake tahoe. Aww, fancy cybertruck had to get rescued by the big tough ford . Youre the laughing stock of all the other trucks that ford pickups probably banging your wife right now, you cybercuck plus, what use is a truck if it cant offroad . Thats like a sex doll with no holes. Now i just seem weird having it on my couch and this car isnt just failing its owners. Its trying to eat them cybertruck users are reporting injuries from the automatic trunk. Everyones been waiting for this. The finger. Without further ado. Were closing the cybertruck. Im going to put my finger flat right here and see what happens. Ready . Ready, ready. Ow, ow. Oh, oh. Ow. Okay, oh, my god. Ow. Oh, okay. I cant even move my finger right now. I might have actually broken it. Good. Good, because im team cybertruck on this one. You morons had it coming. Do us all a favor save us from another generation of cybertruck drivers. Stick your balls in there too. [cheers and applause] luckily, i still have all my fingers, so i can deliver this message to elon. On behalf of tesla stockholders. [cheers and applause] unlike ai, this is pretty straightforward so is this one. [cheers and applause] jordan . Jordan lewis black, everybody. When we come back, matt damon will be joining me on the show. Dont go away. [cheers and applause] someones smelling fresh. Does she take my old spice total Body Deodorant with 24 7 freshness, and use it all over her total body and all over their total bodies . 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I slide tackled. I see that. Tide oxi white. Do you guys think we come here too much . Your cousin from boston summer ale octoberfest winter lager cold snap nah its sam season [cheers and applause] jordan welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an awardwinning actor and producer of the criticallyacclaimed documentary about u2 and the bosnian war called, kiss the future. If defiance is the essence of romance, there is nothing more defiant than putting on a beauty pageant in the middle of a war as a giant [. ] off. Generation after generation, when we meet these bullies, these thugs, these terrorists pretending to be politicians, the artists are also attacked and threatened. Poets, writers, filmmakers, musicians. Because they are a threat. Because it can inspire people to find the strength and courage to resist. Jordan please welcome matt damon [cheers and applause] welcome thank you [cheers and applause] jordan they react to everybody like that. [laughs] jordan this movie is its remarkable. A story i hadnt heard of. It follows the siege of sarajevo, and sort of the Art Community that sprang out of it and also the ways in which u2 was sort of used as a touchstone to pull people together at that time. I wonder, what compelled you to tell this story . Well, i had the same reaction. Somebody told me the story and it was so incredible, and we had this great director, nenad cicinsain, who is from there, and who came in and talked to us about it. I just wanted to help get the story out there, because it is such a beautiful story, and ultimately about light triumphing over dark. These people in sarajevo, who were just so resilient, used music as an act of defiance and resistance in the middle of these horrible circumstances. I just found it just a beautiful story. So i am a producer on it. It is a documentary. It is not my normal kind of thing to do, but it was something i wanted to put out there for people to see. Jordan im curious, as an artist yourself, what were touchstones for you . Clearly, you didnt grow up in wartorn boston, from my understanding. But i am wondering, as an artist and a creator, finding those touchstones that make you feel connected to something larger. What do you see when you watch and produce a film like that . I feel look, i was in australia last year, looking at cave art that was 18,000 years old. And just that very human impulse that we have to tell stories to each other. And its a way to kind of tell somebody another perspective. And for filmmaking, if you can put people in other peoples shoes, that builds empathy and compassion. And [applause] and as edge says, there really are these legitimate dark forces that are trying to divide us. You see that a lot in politics. You see that a lot and what art and music and film does, hopefully, it is, it is a bulwark against that and an attemt to kind of bridge those divides and keep these communities together. Jordan do you feel tension as somebody, as a creator, and a producer . Like, we are in such partisan times, such political times. And selling political ideas is not the easiest to sell as it used to be. What do you see as you are moving forward and making things . How do you see the art that you want to produce and be a part of . Well, i think you want whatever it is you are making, your heart has to be in it and you have to feel like look, even if it is a movie that isnt overtly political, if it is about building understanding about if you can watch a movie that has no relation to your life and be affected by the characters, then that is one little small bit of evolution, you know, and we are bombarded by all of i mean, you are forced to sit through it because yo