Wait a second, all my results are child porn . I dont want this, undo, undo, i didnt ask for this. Oh no. Now i have to arrest myself and honestly i get where google is coming from, man. Like i tried using yahoo search the other day and even yahoo was like i dont know, hold on, let me google t that is a tough one. But to be fair, this is what monopolies do. They get rid of all their other petition competition and then say theyre the best which is technically true but also it is partly because of their action strks like if i guy named greg set up the dating app where the only option was greg. How about greg. No, i want to see some one else, swipe left. Okay k i interest you in greg. No. What about greg . Okay, i guess i will take greg . Fine choice m lady. Staying in the world of tech, last night alexandria ocasiocortez, new york congresswoman and supreme villain of your uncles facebook feed decided to pick up her controller to own the noobs and get out the gamer vote. Alexandria ocasiocortez made her debut on twich urging everyone to vote. If are you able to vote we are here, i will vote. Com. Make sure you make your voting plan. Nearly half a Million People tuned in to aoc first ever twich stream, that is the Third Largest audience ever. Is. How did i get in there . Trevor this is what i am talking about. Aoc for the win. Not only because shes helping to get young people to the polls but because it gives me a great excuse to spend all day playing video imgas. Yeah, mom, i am playing video imgas because our democracy is at stake take that jimmy, you camping bitch, and dont forget to vote. And funny how politicians show you their age based on how they think they need to campaign. You can tell aoc is young, right. She connects to voters through online gaming. And then kamala does he events on zoom and joe biden greets shoppers at walmart. Kudos to aoc because there is a great way to appeal to young voters and it is much better than that time trump streamed himself playing wolfenstein and said there were fine people on both sides. Speaking of trump, a few weeks ago the New York Times reported that he hadnt paid any taxes in years. But now it turns out he was paying taxes. Just to a different country. The New York Times now reports that mr. Trump pursued a range of business projects in china for years and even maintained a previously unknown chinese bank account. Trump spent a decade chasing business deals in china without organization, a lawyer told the times the Company Opened the account to pay local taxes and no deals ever materialized. According to the times Trump InternationalHotels Management is the Trump Company with the chinese bank account. And which the tax records show paid more than 188,000 in taxes in china while pursuing licensing deals there from 2013 to 2015. Trevor well, well, well, turns out someone had a secret bank account in gyna. Maybe thats why trump with the chinese all these years, you know how annoying back fees can be. One time i try to withdraw pun you about they said i have no money. But then they charge me for not having any money. Which makes no sense. Because they know i dont have money. So thats why we did a trade war. Trevor and look, remember t is not necessarily weird that someone luke donald trump has a chinese bank account. What is weird is that he kept it a secret from the american people. Like if you have a photo of don cheadle, its kind of weird but whatever. But if you have a photo of don cheadle locked inside a giant safe, then its like what are you doing with that picture, man. Now on the other hand, maybe you want an american president to pay taxes to china. I mean this way when he is sitting down with xi he can say things like listen buddy, i pay your salary, and this is what i think needs to happen. Now im willing to bet that trump wishes he had that chinese tax money back in his pocket. Because with less than two weeks to go before the election, his campaign is almost broke. I know, which is really surprising for a trump enterprise. Meanwhile joe biden has been setting fundraising records every month. And some of that money is coming from a whole new type of fundraiser. The cast of veep is reuniting to put joe biden in the white house. Fonzi, ritchie, potsy and other members of the happy days cast are reuniting for one night only, a virlt all event is a Virtual Event is a fundraiser supporting the Democratic Party of wisconsin. An avengers reunion for biden and harris. Hoping people cast their ballot ares for joe biden. The cast of hamilton rompled the room where it happened as a virtual fundraiser for the president ial nominee. Cast members of seinfeld will reunit for a virtual fundraiser for the texas Democratic Party. The event named a fundraiser about something will take place on friday about 8 p. M. Yes, the cast of hamilton, veep and even seinfeld are getting back together to raise money for the democrats. And not only that, but emily in paris promised if they get enough donations they wont make another season. And personally, i hope it doesnt stop with these reunions, if biden can get the cast of seinfeld to make another season, yo best believe he will win the election by like 40 points. So come on, how bad do you want to see a seinfeld set in pandemic new york. George would claim he has covid just to get out of work. Kramer would be selling bootleg Hand Sanitizer he made in his bathtub. Elaine will be dating a pharmacist to get the vaccine quicker. And jerry will probably break up with a beautiful woman because she wears her mask slightly below her nose, shes leaving her nose uncover. She is a nose nudist. But i do kneel bad for donald trump, he is at a huge disadvantage when it comes to big big reyawns because no one in hollywood likes him, although luckily for him there is one blockbuster reunion coming up to show support. Coming this friday, a reunion to support the Trump Campaign featuring all the vilans from star wars, for a donation of just 50,000 or dirt on joe biden watch a table read with all your favorite bad guys. Darth vader. Trump is the only candidate. Jaba the hut. , that robot guy with the arms. And jar jar binges. And for another 50 grand stick around and hear the villains reveal behind the scenes moments. I could have stopped luke from kissing leia, i just didnt want to. A onetime event live streamed from don, jr. s instagram account. Do your part to make the galaxy great again. Let the flow through you. All right, we have to talk a break but when we come back well take a look at why Lindsey Graham is begging you for money and chris rock is joining us on the show later so dont go away. To defeat your opponent, you must become your opponent. Whats your wild rabbit . Is someone trying to steal your butterfinger . Call the bfi. Woah. Im going in. No one lays a finger on your butterfinger. Noi love this view. R i love that every time this commercial airs, i get to drink another mountain dew. burk customer deepsomething like that. burke well, heres Something Else with your farmers policy perk, new car replacement, you can get a new one. customer that is Something Else. burke get a whole lot of something with farmers policy perks. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum tmobile is the leader in 5g coverage. Introducing iphone 12 pro with 5g. The most amazing iphone ever meets americas largest 5g network. Now more people can download and upload at 5g speed in more places. 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The state that is just there to make North Carolina seem reasonable. Lindsey graham the republican incumbent and the nations only opossum center is stsh senator is facing a tough battle against democrat challenger and comeie schmidt best friend jamie harrison. Lindsey is in trouble. Harrisson just blew away the alltime record for most money raised in one quarter. Which is why Lindsey Graham has been doing a lot of this. Im getting outraised 31, outspent 41. If you want to help me fight back go to Lindsey Graham. Com, 5 or 10 bucks from half your audience would fill in the gap that im facing. Get on our website, Lindsey Graham. Com, five or ten bucks goes a long way. Lindsay graham. Com, help me. If you want to help me, Lindsey Graham. Com. Lindsey graham. Com. Lindsey graham, Lindsey Graham, Lindsey Graham. Com,. Com, help me, help me, help mee. You need to have my back, please, Lindsey Graham. Com. Trevor god dam it, man, lindsey doesnt sound like is he running for senate, he sounds like he is being held hostage by somali pirate, help me, help me, sen money, they said they are the cap pain now it is sad to watch because Lindsey Graham has basically turned fox news into one long infomercial for his campaign. Although fox news usually airs ads for Adult Diapers so they are used to seeing a grown man crapping his pants. And i love how when you cut his deses operation together it sounds look a brand new cli hit. Lindsey graham. Comk lund see graham. Com help me, help me, Lindsey Graham. Com. But at least lindsay and the republicans are still ahead in south carolina. Because in Iowa Republican senator joni ernst is trailing a couple points behind her democratic challenger theresa greenfield. And it doesnt help ernst that at their last debate she failed to answer a farming question that apparently everyone in iowa should know. My question is as simple ag question, theresa greenfield you answer first, what is the break even price for a bushel of corn in iowa this week. Well, a bushel of corn is going for about 3. 68 today, 3. 69 and break even really just depends on the amount of debt someone has. I might have missed itment i dont think, what is the break even price por soybeanses in oy what, you grew up on a farm. I think you had asked about corn and, it depends. I asked her corn. It depends what the inputs are but probably about 5 boy 50. Well, are you a couple dollars off here cuz it is 10. 05. But well move on to Something Else. And i and i dont think miss greenfield answered either. The price of corn we asked for the price of soybeanses from you, do you want to take another crack at it . No, thank you. Okay. Wow. This is the most iowa controversy imaginable. Because remember iowa is all about farming. So not knowing the break even price of soybeanses is a pretty big deal. You know its luke how in nevada everyone should know the price of a gambling license or how everyone in new jersey should know what a hitman cost. Well you know it all depends, is he leaving the body in the street as a message or chopping it up and throwing it in the river because thats going to cost extra t is like a deluxe package. And you know i get why they ask questions like these but the truth is if you want to find out if someone is ready to be a u. S. Senator, you shouldnt ask them if they know the price of soybeanses. You should ask them how to get Mitch Mcconnell to get their bill up for a vote. The answer is gently stroke his neck waddle. Oh yeah, that, that is it. I will say trump better pray they dont ask any of theas questions at the debate on thursday because there is no way he knows what anything costs. That is so important because it was terrible under obama and we caught him, red handed and nobody is talking about it. And thats why burisma is stealing the ballots. So were going to stop you and we have already stopped you. Im sorry mr. President , the question was how much is a gallon of milk. There is burisma. Finally lets look at georgia, the worlds top producer of mumble wrappers. Georgia is usually a safe republican state. But right now republican senator david perdue is struggling to keep a razor thin lead against democratic challenger. And senator purdue had a couple of options to increase his lead. Either reach out to the states growing minority population or whip up the trump base and this week he seems to have made his choice. Republican senator david perdue of georgia is facing backlash after appearing to purposefully mispronounce the name of democrat you can Vice President ial candidate Kamala Harris during a Trump Campaign rally in georgia on friday. Here is what he said. But the most insidious thunking that Chuck Schumer and joe biden are trying to perpetrate and bern yea and elizabeth and kamala, kamala, cam mallamallamalla i dont know, whatever. Perdue has served in the senate alongside harris for nearly four years. Trevor come on man, really. How are you going to pretend you dont know how to say her name when you are coworker bhos see each other all the time for years. If anything, perdue is just showing off that he doesnt Pay Attention at work. It is luke hearing someone on the lakers say that they have teammates with labirn germaiz, like dude, you have been checked out for awhile, havent you. The question is, why would senator perdue act like Kamala Harris name is that hard to say. Camma kamalaalality, what is he doing. He is making a racist joke, was he doing racism . That sounds like a case for trevor noah racism detective yeah, its racist. 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Brett johnson former fbu most wanted conman, timon cross, hypnotist and alexis magician and de ception expert. I wanted to know were these masters of de ception impressed by trumps lying. Trump followers and listeners are almost in a constant state, transwhere his simple messages get through but they are mostly critically challenged to make sure the Critical Thinking of the listeners is eliminated. I would add in what is the expectations of the person that you are lying to. Do they want to believe your lies. We have this perception that is our followers are donald trump or fall for scams are idiot or stupid or ignorant, they are not. They are just looking to make sense out of something that doesnt make sense. People want to be deceived like when my High School Girlfriend told me she was going to prom with the football captain but just as a joke. Boy. That poor guy only knew. And speaking of public humiliation, in the first debate i thought trump was a mess. Mr. President. Totally. Please, to the tally discredited. But these guys liked his aggressive style. He is just showing confidence and dominance over his opponent, over the moderator, cuz what he is saying is i dont care about the rules. Power move, he saying i got your debate rules right here. You cant see cuz its on zoom but i just crabbed my crotch. Trump style might have annoyed some voters but maybe he was trying to connect with another group he could spend the next four years with. I served st