Trevor this is so unfair. Parrots just repeat what they hear, so if theyre cursing, its not their fault. Its the zookeepers fault for letting them watch the president ial debate. By the way, we hear the parrots cursing because they can learn english. You realize other animals are cursing all the time, too, right . Theyre all locked in prison. Thats what a zoo is, and they didnt even chit crimes. Every time you hear a lion roar, its another one going i want my ~bleep its the circle of life why is the zoo removing the parrots . Are you insane . This sounds by far like the best zoo you can go into. You know where i can see a bird that doesnt curse . Literally anywhere. I get you want to shield the children from it, make it an adults part of the zoo. Do you remember president obama, yeah, is nice guy america was with before she got catfished . Well for people who missed the 44th president of the United States, heres a way you can keep a little piece of him with you at all times. Rare items that belong to brack and Michelle Obama are going on the auction block. The president s number 23 High School Basketball gursy and the schools 179 year book are expected to fetch up to 200,000. Also for sale a vintage black cocktail dress Michelle Obama wore to a Charity Fund Raiser in 2010. This is believed to be the only gown of hearse ever to be offered in an auction. It is expected to sell for up to 70,000. The separate auctions take place in december. The auction house says the obamas did not put the items up for sale. Trevor does this no seem shady . An auction of obama memory peelia but the obamas were not involved . Does obama even know about this . Are they, like and the next item up for bidding, Barack Obamas wallet. And hes watching at home like, what the hell . For real, i think its pretty ballsy selling obamas stuff without his permission. The man has droned people for less. You are taking chances. Some of the items doesnt make sense. Why does anybody want obamas old basketball jersey. He wasnt in the n. B. A. Like paying thousands of dollars for lebrons history test. Thats not why hes famous. But having obamas year book might be cool. It might be a nice change of pace to look through a president s year book for fun instead of evidence. People are willing to pay big money for this kind of stuff and if a year book and old clothes will sell for 200,000, man, the obamas should just jump in. They should have a yard sale, theyd make a killing. Barack should be out in the yard, this cord has been in the family since 2007 and im only asking 0,000 for it. It works but you have to wiggle the thing and it starts charging. Sometimes it shocks, but thats life. Moving on to covid 19. The virus harder to get rid of than a facebook account. Every day, were learning more and more about the virus and who is most at risk. And we all know about the elderly and people with health conditions. But now theres a new risk factor you probably hadnt thought of. Scientists say people who inherited genes in neanderthal ancestors may be more acceptable to a severe case of covid 19. European study links a high risk of hop zigs and respiratory failure to a cluster of genes associated with the neanderthals. Those genes are found in about 16 of european population. Half the population in south asia is now nonexistent in africa and east asia. Researchers are not sure why the coronavirus is impacting these gene tides and say more studies are necessary. Trevor yo, yo, yo, that is crazy. People with neanderthal genes are more likely to be affected by coronavirus . Honestly, this is kind of embarrassing because, now, if you get covid, its your great, great, great ancestor smashed a cave man. How could you, nana . It was a different time back then. He had fire. I was cold. He asked me to come over for cave art and chill. Shhe was so sweet. This was surprising to me. I didnt know europeans had neanderthal genes. This is great news for africans because they have none. Some tude is walk around uganda saying, oooh, who are the savages now . Heres looking at you youre probably wondering whether you have neanderthal genes. Theres an easy way to tell. If theres a guy behind you that looks like a monkey and one in front of you that looks like a human then you, my friend, are a neanderthal. Its science. I dont make the rules. While theres a lot to learn about this disease, there are things scientists are sure abou, washing your hands helps and dont spend a lot of time in unsanitary enclosed spaces with lots of other people. Unfortunately, some people dont like listening to scientists. The white house blocked a new order from the c. D. C. To keep cruise ships docked till mid february. The ships will be allowed to sale after october 31. The c. D. C. Say there have been recent outbreaks of the virus on cruise ships overseas saying cruises continue to help spread the virus even when ships sail at reduced capacity. According to axios, Public Health officials privately complained the thwarting of the cruise ship ban is politically motivated because the industry is big in florida where the election is statistically tied. Trevor corona will be rolling around the ship like jay z in a pimping video. It feels like trump is trying to get people infected. Cruises are legal again and from now on everyone has to cover their sneezes with another persons mouth. I dont care what anybody says, this is clearly a politically motivated decision by donald trump but there must be a safer way for him to win is support of florida voters. Why not give the medal of honor to pit bull or tax credits to anyone with exposed ass cheeks . I dont understand why anyone wants to go on a cruise during corona. Its like boarding the titanic knowing its going to sink. The captain, im going to steer this into an iceberg. I dont care, i just want to meet leonardo dicaprio. Cruise lines are playing chess because they know corona cant hurt you if Food Poisoning from the seafood buffet kills you first. Doesnt make sense for anybody living in america to get on a cruise ship now. This country has a crazy high infection rate. Were all overeating, nobodys sleeping well and were trapped in our homes most of the day. This is a cruise, people. Youre getting the experience for free. Finally, political news after the fiasco that was the first president ial debate, americans everywhere spoke up to say, please we cannot go through Something Like this ever again. And now the commission that runs the debates is taking action. The president ial Debate Commission is promising rule changes after tuesdays faceoff in cleveland. This comes amid the fallout from the first meeting between President Trump and joe biden that was filled with insults and lots of interruptions. Those changes could include turning off the microphone of the candidate not answering the question and then giving the moderator the ability to mute microphones as needed. Trevor okay, okay. Cutting off trumps mike might be a good idea but they shouldnt have told him about it in advance. Because knowing trump, now hes just going to bring his own mic and a portable speaker like those guys on the subway. This next question is for joe biden show time, folks its show time show time i dont know if this is going to work because even without a microphone trump can still find a way to be a distraction without talking. In 2016 he made the ridiculous faces. He lurked in the background like a t rex in a suit. Who could forget his interpretive ribbon dancing. This man knows how to steal focus. They should live his mic on the same way they shouldnt ban his twitter account. I dont want anyone making donald trump seem more sane than he is. Let america see who donald trump is. Open the mic look, well find out soon what the big changes are going to be but one of them has already been announced and i dont know guys, maybe its because we made it but it looks very promising. This guy the president ial Debate Commission has heard your concerns about how the last president ial debate went. Fewer interruptions. Im appealing to you, sir, to do that. Well, and him, too. Thats why weve made small tweaks to the process. The next debate will feature stricter time limits, more moderator controls, and the president will be required to wear a muzzle. He got thrown out of the military and didnt have a job until you became vice president. This has 15 pounds of reinforced concrete to reduce disruptive interruptions. Weve also heard your concerns about the lack of Fact Checking which is why this muzzle comes equipped with a sensor which releases helium gas if it detects falsehood. This is going to be a fraud like youve never seen. And will activate a voice filter that makes donald trump sound more president ial. In many cases radical left. obama voice there is not a liberal america and a conservative america there is a United States of america the president ial debate muzzle, the next best thing to having a normal president trevor we have to take a quick break. When we come back, ronny chieng will try on the suit that stops coronavirus. And then mariah carey is on the show. Dont go away. driver i dont know what happened. burke this . Eh, Nothing Happened. driver Nothing Happened . burke Nothing Happened. driver sure looks like something happened. burke well, youve been with farmers for three years with zero auto claims. driver yeah . burke so you earned your policy perk accident forgiveness. Now instead of this being something, it s driver its nothing burke get a whole lot of something with farmers policy perks. They should really turn this ride off. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum honey honey . New nyquil severe honey is maximum strength cold and flu medicine with soothing honeylicious taste. Nyquil honey. The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever best sleep with a cold medicine. Do we go crunchy cool or golden classic . I know. One for me and one for you now thats a sandwich gotta have lays my fight club and of course my illegal strip club. I miss everything. Recently a tech company in los angeles released a plan for what they think could solve this problem. Its called the micrashell future suit. I wanted to talk to the genius scientist who developed this technology. And, yes, hes also a deejay and em d. M. Producer who would only talk to me if i dressed cool it has an air tank that goes through a high efficiency filter that provides a safe way of breathing you made a breathable head condom yes. This could be go to a concert. This could be go to a race. Young people is not caringt that much about safety. So unless you make it cool, nobody is going to wear it. Fun and sex appeal needs to be very important with our safety this is like p. P. Evil coachella exactly this is perfect. Has speakers, a microphone to help you communicate with friends and a lighting system to help you express your moods from totally faded to lit a. F. M. Thats not all you have a canister and can fill it with drink or vape so you want to be able to vape in this thing . Yes i dont even vape but that looks cool as hell. Theres another disine feature. The suit only comes to waist level but why . Its a suit that allows you to have sex youre telling me someone would want to have sex with me if i wear that suit . I would think a lot of people would like to have sex with you only because of this suit okay, sold. But there is one concern, how would it work for people who are too cool to go to e. D. M. Raves . Where else can i wear the suit, yoga . Yes black friday sale yes a covid party yes a Cappella Group practice . We spit a lot you could, yes like my a Cappella Group, the suit sounded almost too good singing could this actually work . I had to try for myself and see if people on the streets of new york would embrace this innovation. No, i would not. No. No. I think this is a hard no. No. Why not . It looks stupid. Its not, like, cute. It looks stupid. What about this makes you not want to dance in it . Your face now the. Its perfectly fine. Im sure it is. You would wear this . Yes. Go swimming in this . Yes. Sex in this . No. Would you have sex in this suit . No. Yeah, probably not. Im married. Yeah, butt it might be fun. laughter ill finally settle down and get married so well not have to wear the suit. You would rather get married than wear the suit to have sex. Yes. This protects you against the virus . Is it totally safe . Thats a great question and i probably should have found that out before i put this on. I decided to talk to a science nerd who knows everything about stuff. Epidemiologist saskia. When i first saw it, i thought it was a halloween costume. Its being labeled as personal protective equipment or p. P. E. And thats pretty much everything its not. Could you state your education and how many e. D. M. Concerts you have been. I have a masters in health and infectious epidemiology, a masters in National Security and policy and a ph. D. In Environmental Defense and not been to any e. D. M. Concerts. So youre not an expert in any of this, really. On paper its awesome. It protects you against coronavirus, you can drink in it, it has speakers and you can have unsafe sex safely. Why are you hating on this . This is a great example of being innovative to do unsafe things like a concert. But unfortunately its a filter its saying is protecting you hasnt been approved which means you dont know if its working effectively. If the suit doesnt work, how are we supposed to enjoy live events . We need to stay home. The faster we can get numbers to problem, hopefully the things will be normal. Probably wont be till 2021. Or we get these funky tran suits and party now. I dont think thats going to happen. She left me in serious doubts. If the suit might not protect me, was it even worth going out to a crowded event, listening to terrible music and inhaling toxic chemicals . I wanted miguels reaction. Its good to be crueticle but you need to be critical and constructive. So at least we are trying to figure out the situation rather than just staying on our couch watching tv. Its an ambitious product. I can see my groarmt wearing this. I cant believe you would wear it to protect your grandma at live events. Shes pretty dope. Is she available. Uh i cant tell you. Send me her photo and i will consider your offer. I will think about that. The future suit isnt about air filter certifications, exhaust fan mechanisms and disinfection processes, its a dream for a future in which humans can be together as one again living our lives to the fullest and doing the things we really love without being afraid. coughing trevor thank you. Time for a short break. When we come back, ill speak to the woman who brought us christmas. Mariah carey, people. Dont go away. Dynanana, nana, nana,eh dynanana, nana, nana, eh dynanana, nana, nana, eh light it up, dynamite shining through the city with a little funk and soul so ima light it up like dynamite cause, ahah, shining through the city with a little funk and soul im a light it up like dynamite, whoa been there, done that. Twice your cousin. From boston. Karen, im just gonna say what everyone here is thinking. You look smokin. Total smokeshow. And they never did find his finger. They had to close the pool for like an hour. I brought a date. Names sam. Dig in. Love is like boston lager. Rich, complex and its over too soon. Right, chrissy . Oh my god. Patience is not a virtue, it is a weapon. Whats your wild rabbit . Everyone said i was crazy. T . When i started this commute, so fifteen years ago, i got my first subaru and i did it anyway. My outback always got me there. So when it was time, of course i got a new one. Because my kids still need me. And i need them. avo male welcome to the 2020 subaru outback. The most reliable outback ever. Go where love takes you. avo female get 0 apr financing for 63 months on select new 2020 models. Now through november 2nd. Show. Earlier today, i spoke with the bestselling female artist of all time mariah carey. We talked about her incredible career, her new memoir, and so much more. Check it out. Mariah carey, welcome to the daily social distancing show. laughter thank you. Im glad to be here. Trevor i have to say, growing up as one of your fans, i did not think that anything could make me a bigger fan than i already was, but your memoir has the best description i heard from a friend said it the best way, she said it turns you from a fan into a instant lamb because weve all grown up with mariah carey. Mariah carey has sung the sound track to our lives, whether falling in love, having our hearts broken, whether its celebrating christmas, you are synonymous with the lives that weve lived. But you take for granted that a lot of people dont know you and youve written a book now after 30 years in the industry. The first question is why now . Why would you bear something so vulnerable after all these years of being shielded . Well, first of all, i have been working on this book for three years, you know, solidly for three years, and prior to that i wanted to start working on it when i was pregnant, so ten years ago. But it really happened the waw it was supposed to happen. I collaborated with mikalah angela davis who is one of my Close Friends and i feel like we get eacht other on a very specific level and many levels, but it just flt like the felt like the right time because, you know, it is, it is happening because its happening and it was meant to happen and it was a cathartic experience and, again, thats why it took so long. I would have liked to have more time, you know, when youre working on something, obviously, and its perfected and you dont have the deadlines and there it is. But my audio book has been the favorite part of the process, weaving in the lyrics and the melodies and stuff like that. So it is a vulnerable place to be but, in a way, its freeing because without question, they just refer to page 123 or whatever, you knowt what i mean. Trevor for many people, when they read this book, theyre going to learn things about mariah carey that they never even would have fathomed, your honor, because you popped into so many of our lives as this perfectly manicured human being where everything was in place and perfect in the music video. But youve lived a tough life. Youve overcome, youve defied the odds. And one of the things i dont think a lot of people realize about you is you are a master at your craft, not just at singing, but 19 number one hits, and 18 of those were written by yours truly. Yes, and thank you for acknowledging that. Thats been a thin