Trevor sunshine its something we all could use right now, second only to moonshine. And while i cant legally give you my homemade backyard hooch, i can give you some good news of the day. Lets kick things off with chuck e. Cheese ground zero for the next pandemic. While most restaurants in the age of coronavirus have switched over to delivery, chuck e. Cheese was faced with the ultimate dilemma how do you get people to order your crappy food when the only reason they ever came to your establishment was to entertain their kids and buy weed from the assistant manager . Well, it turns out, all it takes is a little oldfashioned american reporter chuck e. Cheese is accused of tricking some grubhub users. Several customers say they placed orders at pasquallys pizza wings. They thought they were supporting a local business. Every address for pasquallys routes back to a chuck e. Cheese. Well, turns out pasqually is the name of one of those animatronic band members you see in chuck e. Cheese, the fake band. The Parent Company for chuck e. Cheese says it wasnt trying to fool anyone. It said pasquallys is meant to be a premium pizza thats a little more upscale than youd find at a kids birthday party. sot trevor yes, chuck e. Cheese has been pretending to be a different place online to try and sell pizzas. This is officially the weirdest episode of catfish ever. By the way, i can also just say i do not trust the person who uncovered this sciem . Because what adult knows the flavor of chuck e. Cheese pizza so well . guy wait a minute. This is chuck e. Cheese i eat this everyday cop all lright, were going to investigate, but after that, were investigating you, too, weirdo. And speaking of ingenuity, in south korea, one soccer team got a little too creative about how to fill empty stadium seats. Reporter a soccer team in south korea is in hot water after being accused of using adult companion dolls to fill empty seats at their stadium. F. C. Seoul wanted to fill empty seats with maskwearing mannequins at its home opener on sunday. But some observers of the game on tv noticed that these fake fans looked a lot like sex dolls. The club has issued an apology on social media and claims they were assured by the manufacturer that they were simply meant to be realistic mannequins. Trevor yes, this soccer team thought they were getting mannequins to fill the stands, but instead, they received sex dolls, which means somewhere out there, theres some guys who ordered sex dolls but ended up with regular mannequins. Ooooh yeah. Ooooh yeah. Whats wrong, baby . You seem like youre somewhere else tonight. Talk to me. Now, im going to be honest, man. I dont get what the problem is because, yes, they might be sex dolls, but theyre not being used for sex. In fact, when you think about it, any doll can be a sex doll. Just ask 9yearold me and heman. Our love was the power of greyskull. And, finally, one ray of sunshine coronavirus has brought us during these troubled times is that people are finding cleaner and healthier ways to get from point a to point b. Reporter if you are thinking aout buying a bike, you may be prepared for a long wait. The u. S is reportedly facing a bicycle shortage. Bike sales are through the roof right now since the pandemic began. More people are turning to bikes to avoid Public Transportation or try to stay in shape and get fresh air. Sales of bikes jumped 121 in march. Trevor yes, it turns out more people are buying more bicycles than ever before. And i get it i mean, theres Nothing Better than biking on a nice day, cruising down the street, breathing fresh air, having a bug fly into your mouth, coughing uncontrollably, almost throwing up. Oh, man, bikes are the best bikes are like a peloton that lets you ride away from your husband whos telling you to lose weight. But just remember, folks with more people biking than ever, bike responsibly. Im looking at you, Cirque Du Soleil thats not socially distant. All right thats it for the sunshine. Lets get straight into the headlines. Our first headline comes from france, the only country that allows you to add mistresses to your family cell phone plan. As the country begins to reopen after the pandemic lockdown, one of the things officials are insisting on is that everyone must keep their face covered in public. But they have very strict ideas of what that Face Covering should look like. Reporter there is concern in france that racism is at the heart of who can and cannot cover their faces and, specifically, how they do that. Face masks are now mandatory in public in france. There are cameras in the metro system and other Public Places to make sure people comply. Reporter but niqabs and burqas, Face Coverings worn by some muslim women, are still banned. While critics see a contradiction, the French Interior minister reminded people this week that the ban on religious Face Coverings will remain in place. Trevor okay, im sorry, but this is the most ridiculous thing the french have ever done. And, yes, that includes giving cigarettes the right to vote. I mean, really, how does this make sense . You have to cover your face, but if your Face Covering is too muslimy, then its not okay. France is so antimuslim, if they found a passage in the koran that said, french is the best language, the french would say, we will not speak french anymore. We will only be speaking in english. Si vous plait. Meanwhile, here in america, one of the many things struggling to reopen right now is the court system. How do you hold a socially distanced trial . Well, one county in texas is figuring it out. Reporter the First Virtual jury trial ever in texas is beginning today in Collin County. It will be a civil case where the decision is nonbinding, jurors and the parties involved will take part remotely online. A Collin County judge says a lot more time and research is needed before we see any criminal trials conducted this way. Trevor yes, in texas, theyre now Holding Trials over zoom. And this is either the best or worst idea in history because, on the one hand, at least now you get to do jury duty from home. But on the other hand, i dont know if i want my fate decided by someone who was secretly watching netflix in another tab. What . What . Oh, yeah, she definitely fed her husband to the tigers. Also, its going to be pretty awkward when a lawyer is trying to deliver an impassioned speech and someones baby interrupts in the background because they didnt mute their zoom. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, just take a moment to think about this horrific crime baby laughing but lets move on to the state of the coronavirus pandemic in america. As always, theres good news, theres bad news, and then theres news that just seems to come out of nowhere. The good news is that the curve is flattening, and increased testing is helping officials track the disease. The bad news is that the u. S. Death toll is still climbing towards 100,000. And because of the viruss long incubation period, it will be weeks before we know if states have opened too soon. And todays out of nowhere, news is that a new study has found additional symptoms of covid19 may include delirium, confusion and agitation. And, guys, im sorry man, this is now way too many symptoms for one disease. Corona symptoms are like members of the wutang clan you think you know all of them, then you find out about another one you had no idea existed. I mean, at this point, it feels like the same way we search webmd to see what we have. Coronavirus is using webmd for inspiration on what it should give us. Ooh, delirium. I like that one. I should try that. Plus, this isnt the most useful information, because delirium, agitation, and confusion are also the symptoms of just being in quarantine. Im getting delirium from watching the news, im agitated time, and im always confused about the days of the week. What day is it . Wednesday . Is that even how you say it . All right, ive got to go clorox my groceries, but when we come back, well find out why President Trump might be poisoning himself. Stick around. I see your true colors shining through i see your true colors. Thats why i love you trevor welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Our big story is about donald j. Trump, president of the United States and loving father of two out of five. Last night, we talked about the latest trump political scandal, the firing of the state departments Inspector General. And this is a weird one because when the story was first being told, what we heard was that trump fired this i. G. Because he was investigating whether mike pompeo had used Government Employees to do personal errands for him, but then, later on, it came out that the i. G. Was also investigating whether pompeo illegally bypassed congress to sell billions of dollars of weapons to saudi arabia. So, yesterday, trump was asked why he fired the Inspector General, and his answer was pure gold. I dont know him. Never heard of him. I was happy to do it. Mike requested that i do it. He should have done it a long time ago, in my opinion. He is an obama appointment, and he had some difficulty. But i just dont know who he is. I really i dont know. I never heard his name. Trevor no, man, im sorry, guys. Is it just me or is this like the 50th time trump has fired someone hes never heard of . I bet pretty soon hes going to start firing random people who dont even work for him. Yeah, youre going to show up for work one day, and your boss will be like, bad news, bob. Youve been fired by the president. Wait, can he even do that . Probably not, but youre just not worth fighting over. So there was a lot going on with this story shady arms sales, misuse of government staff and taxpayer money, the president interfering with government oversight. And usually, i mean, usually, this would blow up into a major scandal. But trump, as always, found a way to drop a bomb that completely switches everything up. Reporter President Trump reveals he is on a daily dose of an unproven drug to protect against the coronavirus. Reporter in the white house, surrounded by restaurant executives, the president made the stunning announcement as an offthecuff remark. A lot of good things have come out about the hydroxy. A lot of good things have come out. Reporter hydroxychloroquine . Im taking it, hydroxychloroquine, right now, yeah. A couple of weeks ago, i started taking it. The president said hes take the drug as a preventive, not because he tested positive or had any symptoms. Reporter can you explain, sir, though, what is the evidence that it has a preventive effect . Here we go. You ready . Heres my evidence. I get a lot of positive calls about it. And i say, hey, what do you have to lose . Okay . What do you have to lose . Trevor no, no, no, no, no, no, no are you serious . Trump has been experimenting with hydroxychloroquine . The same drug the f. D. A. Said no one should be taking for coronavirus outside of a hospital . That drug. Where they said, dont try it. And im not going to lie i feel so bad for this guys secret service, because theyve had more on their plate with trump than ever before. Can you imagine a day in the day of a life of a secret service agent. Keeping my eyes peeled for snipers, and were all safe mr. President , no whats in your mouth . Whats in your mouth. Say aaah mr. President , say ahhh at this point, what unhealthy thing is trump not doing . Hes taking hydroxychloroquine, eats fast food every single day. I wouldnt be surprised if theres an ancient cave painting and in the middle of all the other cavemen we find trump fake news. I never touched that dinosaur. Now, as with anything trump says, no one knows if hes even telling the truth about taking cindhydroxy chloroquine. Maybe hes just trying to distract people from the Inspector General firings, or the fact that over 90,000 americans have died from coronavirus, or that his most trusted advisor is actually one of those south korean soccer dolls. Well never know. But if it is true, its concerning, because hydroxychloroquine, at best, is unproven as a treatment for coronavirus. At worst, at worst, it could make you more likely to have a heart attack. So trump is either taking a dangerous, ineffective drug, or hes lying about doing it for the lulz. Either way, people are worried, people including nancy pelosi, speaker of the house and worlds most famous cat clock. In fact, she went on cnn last night to voice her serious concerns about the president s playing doctor on himself. As far as the president is concerned, hes our president , and i would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group, morbidly obese, they say trevor oh, no, no, no, no no, nancy morbidly obese . Whew that is definitely shots fired. And you know whats weird is that pelosi started to say it diplomatically, and then it looked like she just gave up in the middle. Especially in the president s, shall we say, weight group hes, uh, too fat to live, if you will. And i know trump is going to be mad about this. But the people who are really going to have a hard time with this are the white house staffers who have to explain to trump why nancy would call him morbidly obese when he knows he only weighs 210 pounds. I mean, thats the number the bathroom scale has had on it for years. And, look, theres no denying that trump isnt exactly in shape, but this comment has opened up a can of worms. Like, the whole internet is laughing at him, president plump was trending on twitter the whole day. But the truth sthe truth snigh friends, that mocking the president s weight makes a lot of people who arent trump feel like shit, too. So, please, just remember trumps not an asshole because of what goes into his mouth. Hes an asshole because of what comes out of it. Basically think of it this way if you weightshame one person, you weightshame everyone. And i know i also have to keep that in mind the next time i make fun of eric trump. Because theres a lot of good people out there who look like vampires whose dads have blocked their numbers. And i need to be more sensitive to that. Im going to work on that. But, anyway, thats nancy pelosi. As a democrat, trolling donald trump is her constitutional duty. Whats more surprising is that trumps selfmedication regime also raised alarms from some of his biggest fans on fox news. Why would the president be taking hydroxychloroquine . I dont know. Your guess is as good as mine. I found it to be highly irresponsible for the president to have come out and made that statement. There is no reason to listen to people, really, who have no medical knowledge whatsoever pontificate about if its used for or not. Just listen to your doctor. If you are in a risky population here, and you are taking this as a preventative treatment to ward off the virus, or in a worstcase scenario, you are dealing with the virus and you are in this vulnerable population, it will kill you. I cannot stress enough this will kill you. So, again, whatever benefits the president says this has, this this is a leap that should not be taken casually by those watching at home or assuming, well, the president of the United States says its ok. Trevor damn this this is so surreal fox news condemning donald trump. This is like doing something so bad your own dog takes off its collar, like, and walks away in disgust. Man, someone needs to rescue you. But this is what its come to fox news telling its viewers that if you listen to the president , you might die. I mean, trump has basically turned the presidency into an episode of jackass they gotta throw that warning up before every press conference. And hearing that from his favorite tv channel clearly affected trump, because last night he tweeted, fox news is no longer the same. You have more antitrump people, by far, than ever before. Looking for a new outlet and if trump actually goes through with this threat and stops watching fox, it would be the biggest breakup since elon musk and reality . But for people who dont want to see this beautiful relationship end the good news is fox news is trying hard to win the president back if you are mad at fox news sometimes pushing back on your administration, worry no more. Introducing a bold new fox news lineup for the president. From 6 00 to 9 00 a. M. , start your morning off with john hannity. The president has been right. Weve been right. From 9 00 a. M. To noon, your work day begins with sean hannity. New york would be dead without Donald Trumps help, period. At noon, get in your worked out with john hannitys karate hour. At 3 00 p. M. , sean goes to the bathroom so for five minutes we have judge jenine. All the talk about coronavirus being more deadly doesnt reflect reality. Then its back to sean hannity. cheers at 5 00 p. M. , check out an all new the five starring five sean hannities. Jaifort few short words President Trump is winning. From 6 00 a. M. To 8 00 a. M. , sean begs for sleep but guess who is not going to get it. Even the new york toilet paper times figured out. Fox news, all new, all hannity, all for trump. Is there i feel like it could use a little more hannity. When we come back, Jordan Klepper sees how the reopening of america is going. Of america is going. Stay tun the new house is amazing. So much character. Original crown molding, walk in closets. We do have a ratt problem. Round and round with love well find a way, just give it time. At least geico makes bundling our home and Car Insurance easy. It does help us save. Round and round with love well find a way, just give it time. Round and round what comes around, goes around. For bundling made easy, go to geico. Com its that we can get through. Anything. , and that beer sometimes helps. So, coors light is buying. Go to coorslight on twitter to send someone a six pack on us. Cause man, we could all use one right now. I geh. Common bird. E. Ooh look over here something much better. There it is. Peacock, included with xfinity x1. Remarkable. Fascinating. Very. It streams tons of your favorite shows and movies, plus the latest in sports news and. Huh run the newest streaming app has landed on xfinity x1. Now thats. Simple. Easy. Awesome. Xfinity x1 just got even better with peacock premium included at no additional cost. No strings attached. Just say peacock into your v