Lets kick things off in germany. One of the first countries to reopen and the place that ruined tiny mustaches for the rest of us. One nonhuman victim of the coronavirus pandemic has been germanys famous clubbing scene. But now theres a new club for germans who cant wait to get back to the dance floor but still want to be responsible. Well, the clubs are closed but the beat goes on for party goers at this drivein reef in ger mafnee, djs pumped out the music to the car bound crowd. Socially distant dancing was allowed with no more than two people per vehicle. Trevor ja wol, because of corona germans started attending raves in their cars which i guess explains the new options at the gas station. And i cant wait to see all the new club dances that are going to be inspired by this. Ten and two, ten and two, do the ten and two, come on, yall. Once again, corona is making people appreciate the things that we used to hate. Because you realize right now this say drivein rave but before coronavirus we just called that traffic. Yeah, look at that. You cant tell if st a rave or just rush hour on the 405. That is the party scene for adults in germany. And the good news is in china kids can also get back to having fun too. Disneyland in shanghai just reopened today and this could pave the way for disney world in orlando to open. Giving you an idea what to expect. The park in china will be kept at less than 30 capacity, lines and rides are going to be spaced out to meet social distancing guide lines and visitors will be screened for fever. Characters also are no longer getting hugs or high fives but visiter can still take selfies. Yes, this is great news. Disneyland shanghai is back in business, just with a few added Safety Measures such as no hugs the characters, you know like cinderella, ariel and snow white. And i know that is really going to suck for all the kids and thaird creepy dads. I think staying away from disney charges say great idea, especially donald duck, that dude doesnt wear pants and spits when he talked, a oneman corona factory. Now if disneyland wants me to come back, they have to add even more precautions. Im not playing with my life, first of all, disneyland you have to get richard the seven dwarf, but sneezy and sleepy, those guys are not cute any more, they are coronavirus symptoms. Also from now on i say that nobody should be allowed to open their mouth when they are scream on a ride. You just have to hold it in. And finally in canada, people still arent able to go out and have none. But one province is offering at least some help to families on lockdown. You see the old rule was that you were only allowed to have contact with people in your household bubble as it was called. But now theyre saying that families can choose to double bubble by pairing up with another family. Yeah, so each household will be allowed to hang out with members from another household and you can only choose one family and that decision is final. It is the perfect solution for all those people who are tired of screaming at their own families. Now you have a whole new family to scream at. And lets be honest, there is probably never going to be a better time to bring your it first family and your secret family together. Honey, have i to confess something, i have a secret family. What . Are you telling me that there is somewhere we could have gotten extra purell this whole time and you didnt say anything. If i was in canada, i would choose to live with drake. Yeah, no one has thought of that, you have seen the size of his house. Its so big you could double bubble for months with that mother [bleep] and the toof you would never meet. Left side yours, right side mine. Okay, that is your ray of sunshine. Lets catch up on todays headlines. All over the world every country is grappling with the billion dollar question. When is the right time to reopen. Do we just let everyone out of the house now and say goodbye to grandpa and that one friend with asthma or do we stay inside forever and become a race of mole people who only leave the house for more toilet paper. These are the only choices. Well, yesterday, bore is johnson, british prim Prime Minister and man who looks like he was just in a pillow fight announce that britans lockdown will continue until at least june. And then he went on to lay out a possible plan for slowly reopening. Now that went okay. But then bore is created a lot of confusion when he changed the countrys coronavirus slogan from stay home to it stay alert. Which nobody really understands. Like think about t stay at home makes sense. We all know what stay at home is, you stay at home. Stay alert, what does that mean . It is too general. Stay alert is you say when you are boarding an alien spaceship or searching for a parking spot stvment too broad. So i understand why british people are confused. In fact, they havent been this confused since they tasted seasoned food for the first time. Good lord, what are these strange sensations in my mouth . It is like my tongue can see colors. Now while britan is going with the slow and trp sphed steady approach, some in america are choosing a slightly different method known as yippie ki yay. All of colorado is currently under a safer at home order put in place by the governor. And that is not stopping some restaurants from de sighing that order and welcoming customers inside. This restaurant was packed yesterdays. Video from inside shows there was a line out the door. Booths were packed, tables were filled. Very few of these customers were Wearing Masks. Obviously there was no social distancing. The owner of c c here made her feelings clear posting these signs all over the front saying attention, our freedom doesnt end where your fear begins. If you are scared, stay home. Trevor goddam, i have been to brunches where i have said thissed into is to die for but i have never meant it. Like when did going to a restaurant become an ak of revolution . I miss the days when the only political date at brunch was who invited melissa. And i got to say, revolting against the government because of brunch has got to be one of the whitest things i have ever seen. This is like a khaki short sale at a hockey game. Stand not just colorados Business Owners who are defying the rules. In texas a dallas beautician was jailed after opening her salon during the lockdown. And after she was released, ted cruz walked up to show his support. Texas senator ted cruz traveled from his home here in houston to dallas to get a haircut at a salon whose stylist was sint to jail for violating stay at home orders. Cruz says he wanted to show support for shelley luther. She was sentenced to seven days in jail and given a 7,000 fine for keeping her salon open against the governors initial orders. The Texas Supreme Court ordered luthers release on thursday, Governor Abbott changed the executive order to remove jail time as a penal for violates. What are we doing when there say police sting trying to go after beauticians for trying to earn a living. Last i checked there are some real criminals in the world. What a twist, this salon order broke the law by keeping her business open. And because of public outcry, she is now a hero being celebrated by senator ted cruz. You know it is funny how in america if you break the law and you look a certain way, well then youre a criminal. But if you break the law and you look a different way, well then the law needs to be changed because are you just a freedomloving plaryn exercising your right. Now i know some people sthi this woman deserves to be in jail. But for me, having to cut ted cruzs hair, thats punishment enough. That should be everyones pirnment for breaking shut down law. You have to spend an hour with ted cruz, guilty, bam. How can didnt eastern know ted cruz got haircut. I just assume he ate it when it got to law, im not going to lie, i find it bizarre that hair points have become one of the flash points of the debate overlockdown. This is one point where people should look to donald trump for leader shivment he doesnt cut his hair, he just folds it over like a crepe. And finally for an exem example of how dangerous it can be to reopen too quickly. Here is a story out of south korea wants this morning 4,000 clubs and bars in seoul are closed as testing sites, long lines as Health Workers try to track at least 5500 people who went clubbing more nan a week ago and might be infected. They say a 29 year old man went to at least three nightclubs the night of may 1st, wasnt wearing a mask and tested positive for covid19 last wednesday. The citys mayor ordering all nightclubs and bars to close indefinitely saying carelessness can cause the virus to explode. Daily cases are now spiking. 35 this morning. The biggest drive since early april. Wow. One man in south korea, closed an entire citys nightlife scene because he went club hobbing without a mask. And i guess that gives a whole new meaning to the term shut it dowfnlt hes also a pioneer. Because usually you dont catch a disease until you gohome from the club, if you know what i mean. I dont who that means, i just say it which by the way is why bouncers have to step it up in the aidges of coronavirus. They have to be the one blocking people like. This come on man, come on, no shorts, no test, what are you doing with a respiratory illness. You cant come in, i dont care how many girls you got, get out of here. Dont come in here with a respiratory illness trying to infect people with pulmonary embolisms and shit. You can only imagine that everyone in korpia is mad at this due. Although the good new sis heard ted cruz is down to go clubbing with him that is it forth headlines. After the break, remember how mike pence and donald trump dont like Wearing Masks . Well, that might be coming back to bite them in the ass. Well be right back. Even though a lot has changed. Its good to know. A lot hasnt changed, at all. [ siren ] doug a lot hasnt changed, at all. Give me your hand i can save you. Lots of money with Liberty Mutual we customize your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Our big stories today is about the white house. Done all trumps home and melanias escape the room. For months President Trump has been saying the coronavirus pandemic isnt as big a deal as everyone is suggesting. But now the virus is responding by saying knock knock, byotch. The Trump Administration is fighting to contain a outbreak of coronavirus sweeping through the white house this morning. In 48 hours two members of the white house staff tested positive for the virus. First on thursday it was the president s personal valet, a military Service Member on the team that served his lunch in the oval office. Then friday the Vice President s press secretary katie miller tested positive. Katie mill certificate married to stephen miller, President Trumps senior policy advise are. The president is now reveals what his military valet was right there with him the day before the vealt tested positive. On tuesday he was in the room and very virtually, i dont think any contact. But he was in the room. The valets duties included serving the president lunch and those diet cokes, he drinks all day long. Trevor oh snap. The coronavirus is now officially in the white house. And thats scary. Although it is just like anything else that lands in the white house t wont last more than a few weeks. And i wont lie, im not surprised that this started in stephen millers house that dude has always give enoff major bit inby a bat vibe. But it not just those two members of the white house staff. Because it turns out coronavirus is also spreading to the secret service. At least 11 secret Service Employees are reportedly sick with covid19. This time the sick employees are not yet known. This morning the white house is looking to ramp up social distancing measures including having more secret Service Agents wear masks and stay six feet apart during meetings. Trevor okay, i know this is bad. But the fact that the secret service has coronavirus and the president doesnt, just shows you how good they are at doing their job. We have got a close talker on your sixth. I will intercept. Excuse me. Out, out, out. I got all the particles, were good. Im not going to lie, i feel bad for secret Service Agents because they are some of the only people at the white house who cant work from home it is not an option. I mean how do you protect the president if you are not there. What are you going to do. Send him a text. Look out, sir, hes begging you. What, who is begging me . Yo, hello. Oh, sorry, auto correct, hes behind you. Ah, now while the secret service may be stuck with trump, other officials have been able to get the hell out of there. In fact, dr. Fauci, the head of the cdc and the head of the fda are all now under some form of selfquarantine for the next two weeks. And i will be honest, i dont know whos happier about this. Trump or the experts. Yeah, cuz they ask finally in the background. So dr. Fauci is working from home, as opposed to trump who will continue not working from home. And because this coronavirus outbreak say big deal, the white house is taking a number of other safety precautions. For example, they have announced that they will now be starting what they call heightened levels of daily cleaning. Yeah, which is something they havent had to do since bill clinton lived there. Now despite coronavirus spreading into trumps inner circle, trump himself, will change his attitude when it comes towards virus, for example he is still refusing to wear a mask. Even when meeting a grouch elderly world war ii veterans. There were no masks to be seen as the president and first lady melania attended a ceremony for the 75th anniversary of victory in europe. In world war ii. They were careful though to keep their social distance from the veterans who were all in their 890s. Mr. President , were you with seven american heroes earlier today, these World War Two veterans. I was. All in their 90s. Did you consider wearing a mask when you were with them. No, because i was very far away i appreciate the question. I was very far away from them, as you know. I would have loved to have gone up and hugged them because they are great. I had a conversation we have ree one but we were very far away. You saw. Plus the wind was blowing so hard and such a direction that if the plague ever reached them, i would be very surprised. It could have reached me too you didnt worry about my, you only worried about me. But sna is okay, i they are so pleur, it will never happen, they lived a great life. Trevor wow, ask it just me or did trump go through all the stages of stupidity in one answer. I was very far from them. And there was no daryng. Even if i wasnt far enough, the wind what blowing in sump a direction that it was totally safe. You didnt worry about me. You only worried about them. But thats okay. Look, these guys it have lived a great life. So. Look, man, whatever trumps excuse was, i just hope all those veterans are safe, because you can imagine surviving hitler only to be taken out by trump . That would be so anticlimactic it would be like if batman beat bane and died slipping o on a banana peel. Stand bad enough if trump doesnt want to wear a mask but even worse he also seems to be learning all the wrong things from this white house outbreak. Mr. President , you can bring us up to speed about the member of the Vice President s staff who is now tested positive for coronavirus, now the second staffer in the west wing. Katie, she tested very good for a long period of time and then all of a sudden today she tested positive some of she tested positive out of the blue. This is why the whole concept of tests arent necessarily great. Trevor im sorry, but this is just insane. This dude literally said the reason why tests are useless is because they work . Like does trump also get mad at the white house metal detectors . These metal detecters make no sense. Every day we scan for the guns but there is no guns. And today we found a gun. So this whole concept of metal detectors, is not great to me, folks. And you know, what is most concern being this whole thing is that you would have hoped, you would have hoped that trump seeing the effectiveness of testing first hand in his own house would have convinced him that testing is the best solution for the rest of america. But show trump came away with the exact opposite lesson. And that is a pretty bad sign for america. But i guess its good news for Donald Trumps health. Because if he is this immune to common sense, well, than what chance does a virus have. All right, i got to go take my bread out of the oven. 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