Social distancing show with trevor noah. As bad as things may seem right now, its important to remember that the world hasnt technically ended yet. I mean its going to happen but you have to figure we have at least a few weeks left. So in the mean time lets think positive with a little ray of sunshine. Lets kick it off with a story that will make everyone smile, well, everyone except the coronavirus. This lady has seen a lot in her life. She survived the spanish flu, early in the last century and now at 101 she has just beaten covid19 it. Call her supergranny. Angelina friedman proudly shares i am 101 years old and i beat covid19. The westchester, new york woman, not only beat the coronavirus at her nursing home but plifd through the 1918 spanish fluvment her family says she possesses superhuman dna. Do you feel good. Yes, i do. Thank you. Good. Damn, this woman lived through the spanish flu and beat coronavirus . Not to mention that in 2010 she also beat bieber fever, she was one of the lucky once. Coronavirus must be embarrassed. You got beaten by a 101 year old woman. I bit coronavirus is there like she didnt beat me, i let her win. One thing is clear, if you have ever given your grandmother a worlds greatest grandmother mug, confiscate it immediately, sorry mee maw, turns out you aint shit. And por good nurks in the last few weeks some countries have slowly been emerging from their corona hibernation, and now even italy hardest hit countries is starting to open up. After eight weeks of silence, today the streets of italy are slowly coming back to life. Construction sites, factories and parks reopening. Italians will be able to travel locally and order takeout. Joggers allowed once again to run in parks long off limits. In romes form flower market the florists have returned. Cafes like the cafe greco, the oldest in rome can once again serve coffee. In 260 years has this cafe ever been closed . Never, never closed. Not even during world war ii. No. Trevor it italy is getting back to worka. That is such great news, man. Because there is a lot of work to be done in italy. Corona really messed up that whole country. The towers were falling over, streets were flooded, the ruins, its a mess over there right now. I do worry about italy because italians are all about kition and hugging. But with coronavirus, still out there, they cant do all of that. How are they going to show affection, huh . Because i mean we can replace handshakes with elbows, but that doesnt work forth italian kiss. Good to see you gee vane. Basically what i am saying is post coronavirus, every country is going to have to become russia. We do not touch. We do not kiss. When i make love i just stare so hard at them that they can feel it. Another fun story, every day were hearing how animals are thriving without us. But in japan, it turns out that there are some animals that just miss our face. A japanese aquarium is asking people to make video calls to their eels, why . To remind the sensitive creatures humans exist and dont pose a threat. With a largely humanfree environment the last couple months aquarium staff say when keepers try to check on the garden eels they hide in the sand, in a bid to reacquaint them with humans they are setting up tablets and asking eel enthusiasts to connect with fies thyme. Trevor because, the zoo wants people to video chat with the eels so that they remember humans and dont view them as a threat when people come back. Although if you ask me, reminding the eels about humans will have the opposite effect. Why is the ocean so small . Oh, right, the humans put us in a water tank. You know what the good news is, eels are perfectly designed to video chat. Because if anyone tries to flash their penis, the eels are not going to be phased. They will just be like oh, look at that, another eel on the call. Very strange eel. So small and so pale. You must be sick. All right, that is it for ray of sunshine. Lets get straight into the headlines. All right, as the coronavirus is, lets start with china. Since covid19 emerged from wuhan suspicions about the origins have been rampant. And today the u. S. Department of Homeland Security leaked a report that when the outbreak started, the klein ease government hid the severity of the problem in order to hoard medical supplies before other countries could stock up. I should have known that china was up to no good. My Fortune Cookie tried to warn me. They always seem vein. I just see signs every where you know what china is accused of is doing that friend your shitty friend does when they call you from a party like hey, dont bother Come Together Party no one is here and late you are you see a selfie where they poohed themselve sitting at a table with rihanna and you are like what the hell. Oh, it just happened and i forgot to call, there was nobody, and then there was everybody. Ha ha, i wish were there. In other news one of the biggest winners of the coronavirus pandemic has been am glofnlt the Worlds Largest online retailer and the only store where you can get baby food and a dildo in the same order. The net worth has gone up billions but people on the ground are having a terrible time with infections spreading through amazon warehouses faster than prime delivery employees are demanding more protective equipment and sanitizer as well as hazard pay and paid sick leave. Which seems fair. And now one prominent amazon vieses president has quit in disgust. Saying that the company has created a climate of fear by firing protesting workers instead of addressing their concerns. A move that he describes as quote chicken sthit. Mi not going lie, he has balls because most of us wouldnt call amazon chicken shit. They have your home address and can leak your shipping history. I would never mess because everybody would know i bought a dildo and baby food, it sem bar rasing because i dont have a baby, i just like the texture. A great insult and something you can also buy on am gloorntion they really do sell everything. If you have been getting board with coronavirus and you wish there was anything else going on to think about, well, be careful what you wish. Killer hornets invading the u. S. And canada. Asian giant hornets also known as murder hor nets spotted spotn Washington State and they prey on honeybees that pollinate much of our food. These hornets grow up to two inches long, roughly five times the size of a bee and in japan where they originate they reportedly kill up to 50 people each year. Their giant stingers capable of piersing a beekeepers suit. The manned i believes, there you request sort of see them are pretty large. They are very, very sharp, and that is what they use to de cap date decapitate bees and mash up the thorax into a meatball they call it and fly it back to feed to their larvae. What . Telephone stand actual [bleep] telephone murder hornet, murder hornet. I want to go back to the days when the craze yeses animals were keyboard cats. It was actually pretty good because right now 2020 Mother Nature is out of control. A killer virus is one thing. But murder hornets . Sounds like someone is combining the scariest words what is next, nunchuck wolfs, okay, i was picturing wolves holding nunchucks but i guess that would be weird too. Murder hornet just sounds like psychos. They cut off the heads of bees and mash up the thorax into meatballs and if fly back to feed their larvae. I thought only Rudy Giuliani fed his family that way. If you ask me, these hornets are just being unnecessarily petty. Going around decapitating bees. How about get it, z, day 49, guys. Im strilging. And finally over the past few weeks, rumors have been swirling over the health of kim jungun, north korean dictator and disgraced former member of the teletubies. Well now after tons of speculation about whether he was dead or sick or in a medically induced food comma the dear leader has reemerged. The are for 20 days the world wondered where is kim jungun. Now north korea state media appearing to show the countrys mysterious leader visiting a newly completed fertilizer plant. Joined by his trusted sister. President trump appears to have confirmed that kim jungun is indeed alive and well. The president saying i for one am glad to see he is back and well. Yes, of course trump is happy kim jungun is back. Thank god, im no longer definitely the worst person on earth. Now it is debatable again. By the way, if you ever have to use a phrase i for one, it means you are about to give some messed up shit. It is never something good strks always like i for one think we should leave the dead prostitute in the trunk and go to the casino as we planned. But yeah, according to north korean media kim jungun is alive and well and didnt have any type of surgery. And personally, i dont know why i wouldnt believe thevment he looks like the same old kim to me. Now i know that some people are saying that north korea could have aired old footage of him but the truth is that north korea, there is no way to tell. That country is 30 years behind the rest of the world. Kim jungun could come outlining if i werent alive right now, how could i be holding this brand new vhs of terminator 2, so it looks like that is the end of the death speculation for now. I will be honest, i almost feel bad for the guy. Imagine your health was so bad that every time you stayed in the house to chill, people were like oh, he dead. That is it forth headlines. When we come back well see how america is reopening is going. And why the grim reaper went to the beach. Stick around. Fish roe. Risotto. Buffalo. Gelato. Curry. Cacciatori. Chimichurri. Fried turkey. Blueberry. Mcflurry. Cheese cake. Grilled steak. Clam bake. Milkshake. We are americas kitchen. Doordash. Every flavor welcome. When youre like enjoying a classic. With a classic. Miller lite. Great taste and only 96 calories. That could mean an increase byin energy bills. You can save by setting your heat to 68 or lower. Unplugging and turning off devices when not in use. Or just letting the sun light your home. Stay well and keep it golden. Distancing show. While nations like new zealand and south korea seem to have kroarvetion the situation in america isnt clear. On the one hand the number of infections in new york have been dropping steadily by is great. But what is alarming is the opposite has been happening in many states around the u. S when you look across the country its really a mixed bag. There are certainly cases falling in the tri state regionaround new york city. Around the nation, hospitalizations and new cases continue to rise, there are about 20 states where we see a rising number of new case, illinois s maryland, indiana, virginia, north carolina, tennessee, a lot of new cases on a daily basis, while mitigation didnt fail. I think st fair to say it didnt work as well as we expected. Trevor yeah, it turns out coronavirus is a lot like a broadway musical. Starts out big in new york and months later, a much worse version pops up in peoria. I dont even understand how these mid western states are failing at social distancing. The whole state is already social distancing. Everything is spread out. You have to get in a truck and drive 17 miles just to infeblght someone. A bit of a sneeze coming on, we should head to the hendersons, make this count. It goes to show that the spike in coronavirus in america was not a unified a proavment i get it, america is a big country and a country that likes to argue. It is hard to get everybody on the same page, you know. Forget coronavirus. Imagine if america tried to order a pizza together. Some people would want topping, some no topping, some people say pizza is a hoax and some is say you would think an increase in cases would mean that now is maybe not the perfect time to open everything up. But many states in america are saying hey, man, summer is not going to enjoy itself. With the start of a new month comes a wave of caw sthus reopenings nationwide. Some states now opening gym, hair salons, retail stores. Others offering malls, theaters and golf kowrgses. Im at miramar beach, and today say pretty big day. The beaches are fully reopened for the first time in more than a month and while some are happy, some are not. One of those people is florida lawyer daniel. Down here today to try to make a point that we need to i think it is premature that we open our beaches. Trevor wow. Walking around florida as the grim reaper. That must have freaked people out. Because you know there had to be some 90 year old grandma who saw him like im ready, grim reaper. Take me. All i have is my grandkids and i hate them. What . You can all see him too . Oh, that was just nanas medication talking. Now look, i appreciate the effort this guy is making but at the same time, i dont think the grim reap certificate going to scare that many people. This is florida it god sent alligators to make people stay out of the water and they responded by wrestling them. But it turns out people on the beach might be the least of americas worries. Because there are other groups doing much crazier things. Tonight across the country outrage, protestors demanding States Reopen their economies in maine, oregon and kentucky. The passion protestors gathering tightly by the hundreds, freakily without masks. On friday, californias capitol approximate, 30 arrests as protestors face off with police. Protestors armed with assault rifles storming the capitol in michigan. Trevor damn, only in america. Do protests start by storming the capitol with assault rifles. I mean you try calling, writing a letter, using armed rebellion is the last step. It which way to the suggestion box, i feel bad for all the governors trying to enforce the shutdowns stvment like herding cats but more difficult because some of those cats have i know a lot of people probably saw this and said man, if black people were holding guns and shouting at police, that protest would end badly. But guys, please, that is not true. Protest wouldnt have ended badly, there wouldnt be a protest. The black people would have been pulled over on the way there. Now were not denying trump has encouraged these, he tweeted the states need to be liberated. He said the protesters were good people and the governor was wrong and should negotiate. And even as americas coronavirus death toll has zoomed past trumps predictions of what the total death toll would be, trump hasnt changed his mind. The only thing he has done is move the goal post. That is. That is one of the reasons were successful, if you call losing 80 or 90,000 people successful. But it is one of the reasons that were not at that high end of the blame as opposed to the low end. That number has changed. You said. Its going up, i know. I used to say 65,000. And now im saying 80 or 90 and it goes up and it goes up rapidly. But it is still going to be, no matter how you look at t at the lower end of the plane, if we did the shutdown. Trevor you see guys p this is the art of the deal. You start by saying 60,000 americans will dierks coronavirus counters with everyone, and then trump moves it up to 90,000. Who needs a vaccine when you have a deal make ther good in the white house, am i right . Im not right. This is what happened, trump got his numbers super wrong. And instead of just admitting it he picked a new set of numbers to try and seem right. And i hope that trump doesnt say that must suck for people that work at powerball. I won the lottery. No, sir, you actually picked the wrong numbers. Well, i want to change them to the right numbers. You guys do this every time a try to claism you treat me worse than. In isnt the first time trump has shifted his predictions. In in fact the only thing we have been able to rely on trump for is throwing out estimates that keep on changing. If we didnt do it, you would have had a Million People, a million and a half people, maybe two Million People dead. But were going towards 50 or 60,000 people. It looks like well be at about a 60,000 mark. 60, maybe 65,000. 65,000 people, 70,000, 75, 80, 80 or 90,000 people. Minimum numbers of 100,000. And i think were going to beat that. If we could hold that down as we are saying to 100,000. We have between 100 and 200,000, we all together have done a very good job. Trevor and that z is why donald trump will always be in the top five president of all time. Maybe top ten, you know what, possibly top 30rbgs he is in the top 45. Thefn i would say he has done a very good job. Dont go away, because after the break, jab oukee young white examine the cham engs gay young men have in donating blood and i will talk with dr. Fauci from some cell phone plans dont give you enough data but more is music to the ears with Straight Talk wireless, go from 3 to 5 gigs of data for the same price on our 35 unlimited plan. No contract. All on americas best networks. Straight talk wireless. No contract. No compromise. Shining through i see your true colors. 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During this pandemic, there have been a lot of people who have gone above and beyond. Donating their money, their time and even their blood. But as our own jaboukie youngwhite reports, for some people its not that easy to be a hero. With a vaccine still about a year away, medical experts are looking at other ways to treat covid19 patients and there is one thing right now that seems to be working. Con val esence plasma. Con val es ent plasma. Plasma. Actually the plasma of recovered Covid Patients is the one thing right now more valuable than. If you have recovered from covid19, doctors want your blood. So i sat down with two people who might be able to help. Do you still have covid or how does that work . No, im good. I was cleared. I have been without symptoms for about 30 or 30 some days now. So i have been symptomfree for coronavirus for about three weeks, i am basically recovered. You can explain what con val es ent plasma is. Where people donate plasma to get other people better. Right, right. That is the therapy that madonna uses on her face where she takes the blood of her 20 year old to look younger. So it is not exactly that. But what happens is people who have coronavirus, their immune systems develop antibodies against the