[video game sound effects] the interface is pretty cool. See, i told you guys its really a seamless interface. Yeah, it is. The graphics are definitely, like, 10 better than the old xbox. Yeah, that thats pretty nice. [game sound effects stop] you guys want to play outside or something . Cartman, your side won, dude. Why are you so sad . I just. I cant get the image of bill gates bashing that guys head apart out of my eyes. Yeah, i know what you mean. Well, look, guys, xbox won the console wars. I mean, what are we gonna do, not play video games . The last few weeks weve been too busy to play video games and look at what we did. Theres been drama, action, romance. I mean, honestly, you guys, do we need video games to play . Thats right. Hes trying to make a point. Maybe we started to rely on microsoft and sony so much that we forgot that all we need to play are the simplest things, like. Like this we can just play with this screw video games, dude. Who [bleep] needs them . All yeah [bleep] em the south park video game, coming to stores soon. Yeah, and if you believe that, i got a big, floppy wiener to dangle in your face. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out welcome lets do it, lets do it im trevor noah. Welcome to the show. Our guest tonight is a star of rocketman, and the new film skinnen ad about White Supremacists james bell is joining us cheers and applause also tonight on show, babies smoking weed. We go to auction and trump is getting into rap. Lets catch up on todays headlines. First up, societys always searching for ways to make pregnancy just a little bit more comfortable, but this next story is taking it to the highest levels of comfort yet. Here to tell you about the sharp rise in the number of pregnant women smoking pot lancht new study finding pregnant women turning to marijuana to ease everything from morning sickness to migraines despite no evidence its safe. Cannabis use in pregnancy is associated with having a baby who weighs less and theres growing evidence there may be an association with developmental problems. Trevor its truly amazing how far the weed debate has come. A few years ago, people were, like, should we be giving this to Cancer Patients . Now its how high can a baby get . laughter anything that a mom gets, the fetus gerkts too. And you dont want a might fetus. Instead of i can feel him kicking, its i can feel him eating doritos . laughter i dont know how babies will feel. Think about how stressful being born already is, all right. Just freaks you out. Imagine being high while being born. Hes going to be hiding in the corner of the womb like, shit, its the cops its the comes its the cops its the cops but im worried weed seems to be the cure for everything now. For everything. People are, like, arthritis, glaucoma, lack of appetite, anxiety, pregnancy . Its only a matter of time before Airlines Start putting it in masks that drop from the ceiling. Oh, my god were crashing dude, what if we call jumped at the same time, like just before we hit the ground, we all just jump . Well just, like, jump cheers and applause now, please, lets be clear on this, im not saying what these mothers are doing is wrong, we dont know because we have no research. We dont really know if smoking weed will ever hurt a fetus. Studies have actually been done on jamaican mothers 100 true jamaican mothers who smoke weed while theyre pregnant and from the studies it doesnt show much of an effect. But those are jamaican babies. laughter how do we know the effect isnt what makes them jamaican . How do we know thats the thing . Its like were going to have all these white babies in colorado being born, like, wah, me cryin now not feelin irie wit dis bumbaclot diaper rash laughter you dont know. Thats what im saying. Moving on to other news. You know how it seemed like end game was the final avengers movie . Whats next for your favorite superheroes. A new chapter or phase four of the marvel cinematic universe, including what many are calling the most diverse lineup ever, including the master of kung fu shang chi, a reboot to mahershala ali, Natlie Portman in thor love and thunder and black widow starring scarlett johansson. Trevor wow, thats right, marvel has come out and announced ten movies and tv shows over the next two years. And i mean im to happy about the diversity, but i dont know if well have the time. I mean, like think about how many movies there are. At this rate well be living in the movie theater. Our whole lives will be watching marvel movies and well fit in life events during the slow part of each film. All right, its a hawkeye scene, go, go, go, go i take you to be my lawfully wedded hold on the hulk is back i feel like soon every movie will be a marvel movie. Black panther, iron man, thor love and thunder, then vendeesle is driving cars, for my family the more movies they make, the more the logic seems to break down. I dont know if im the only one who thinks this but its weird all the avengers came together to beat the biggest bad guy in history, but then they separate and do their own movies. They exist in the same world but stick together. If i was an avenger, i would assemble everybody. And this toilet has a weird connector. Im just saying, we always work together. laughter final lyrics seems like a new democrat jumps into the race for president , but looks like theres one Campaign Staff thats had enough. President ial candidate and former maryland congressman john delaney is doing damage control after axios reported members of his own campaign asked him to drop out. Axios quotes aanonymous staffers as saying the former maryland congressman is not made for the moment and since he didnt break out many in the first debate and isnt spending enough money to be competitive he should drop out trevor wow, poor john delaney laughter the people he hired to help him win are now the ones trying to get him to quit laughter i guess, technically, half the people want him to quit. The other half are, like, whos john delaney . Like, hes the candidate, were working for him. I thought it was hickenlooper no, thats the other guy. laughter i do feel bad for him because more than anyone else, your Campaign Staff are supposed to be the one group of people who believe in your potential and never give up on you. Having your Campaign Staff to tell you to throw in the towel is like going to your therapist and he says, i dont know, dude, sounds like to me youre going to die alone. Really . You dont think anyone could love me . No, man, your shit is real bad. Thats it for the headlines. Lets move on to our top story. cheers and applause our main story takes place in sweden. Its the scanned new haven country best known for meatballs, democratic socialism and the sexiest cars on the planet. Look at that safety, huh . So sexy, the safety is so sexy, you will crash your car and survive. You will never get an s. T. D. Because no one will ever get in your car mmmmm, thats sexy to me. Now there was Something Else putting sweden on the map and this time not good. A ap rocky a rapper from harlem in prison in sweden for more than two weeks after an altercation on the street. The artist maintaining he acted on selfdefense, posting this image on instagram showing the moments leading up to the fight. A ap rocky now into his third week in a swedish jail, while prosecutors investigate this fight caught on camera on the streets of stockholm. Trevor thats right, american rapper a ap rocky has been detained by Swedish Police by his involvement in a suspected assault, and now hes spent almost three weeks in jail. At this rate, this sweden keeps him locked up longer he will change the dollar sign in his name to a euro. laughter ive seen some people online saying, oh, three weeks in swedish jail isnt that bad because theyre jails are really nice. Yeah, but you know what else is nice . Not being in jail. Because swedish jail still means that youre locked up, you dont have your freedom. On top of that they make you assemble your own furniture. Its heartless. You have to make your own bed and counter and theres no instructions applause and from the beginning, from the beginning, a ap rocky has been protesting saying he was innocent, saying he was provoked and acted in selfdefense to. Back it up, his Team Released cell phone foot an of how it went down. We dont want no problem with these boy, they keep following. Look at them. T. M. Z. Obtaining this video of the june 30 altercation that landed the Grammy Nominated artist and two backup performers behind bars but without criminal charges. We dont want to fight yall, we to the not trying to go to jail. Were going that way, youre going this way. Trevor you see, this is what happens when you live in a country with free health care. A giant body guard is telling you to walk away and youre saying, do your worst, buddy, i dont have doctor bills. Do it, lets see laughter luckily for a ap rocky he has powerful friends lobbying for his release. This is not like the usual hashtag stuff. These friends have gone straight to the top. A host of celebrities have been calling for his relief including kanye west and Kim Kardashian who have been lobbying the white house and now President Trump is using his weight of office to get a ap rocky out of jail. I personal dont know a ap rocky but i can tell you his tremendous support from the Africanamerican Community in this country and, when i say africanamerican, i think i can likely say from everybody in this country because were all one. laughter trevor thats right, folks, were all one, and anyone who doesnt agree with that can go back to their Shithole Country send her back send her back cheers and applause you know, this is one of those moments where i genuinely cannot believe that were living in real life. laughter no, because, like, listen to the story. Donald trump, who is the president of the united states, got a call from his friend kanye west to save a rapper from a swedish prison. laughter this sounds like a headline written by a newspaper on l. S. D. Its, like, the craziest shit ever. Whats so insane is how powerful kanye west is in this situation. Its like he uses his head like a lamp and rubs it and trump comes out and say, what do you need . Got another problem, i need your help laughter so when trump got involved, that was a part of the story where i thought things would take a turn for the bert. Leader of the free world asking an ally to make things better. But melania seems to be immune to his charms. The president said he was in touch with the Prime Minister saying a ap rocky was not a flight risk and offering to personally vouch for his bail. Thats not how things work in sweden. The Prime Minister tweeted sweden has an independent judiciary with any political meddling distinctly off limits. Trevor sweden is saying in their country president s cant interfere with an ongoing investigation. Imagine how hard it must have been to explain that to donald trump . Because he calls in and is, like, hey, guys, i need you to let me friend a ap rocky go, asap. Theyre, like, im s sorry you cant interfere in a criminal matter. Dont you have a comey you can fire . No. Can i fire you . No, im the Prime Minister. This sucks, can you send me meatballs . laughter so were on week three of a ap being locked up abroad. Doesnt seem like theres an end in sight. Swedish authorities are investigating. They dont have bail in sweden and wont let him go because they consider him a flight risk which, im sorry, i think hes crazy. Hes a black man in sweden. laughter even if he tries to escape, how far can he get . laughter come on, sweden let the guy go take away his passport and let him live you could just write the black guy on his wanted poster and he would be found laughter sweden, come on, this case is not making you guys look good. Plus, lets say a ap escapes, President Trump has offered you his personal guarantee. So worst case scenario, if a aps gone, you can put donald trump in swedish jail and we all win cheers and applause well be right back ooohhhh introducing a boost to your workout water. Electrolytes, meet vitamins b, c and e. With no artificial sweeteners, this is the new propel vitamin boost. [text tone] [text tone] [text tone] nice mmmmmm so nice nice barrb barb i can taste my beer. Samuel adams sam 76 finally a refreshing lager that you can taste. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. You know, some stories in the news help us understand the world we live in, and some news stories are just stupid. For those, we turn to ronny chieng. cheers and applause if youre super rich, the only thing better than spending your money is having other rich people see you spend your money, and the place you do that, auctions. Its the place where a guy talks so fast that he tricks you into buying crazy shit you dont even need. Like one time i raised my handed a an auction to ask where the bathroom was and i ended up buying a yacht, and the yacht didnt even have a bathroom. Youre supposed to pee over the side. Auctions are where the rich went to flex now its just stupid. Are you a fan of grapes . Would you pay 460 just to eat sphwhun ruby roman grapes were sold at an auction for 11,000. The grapes are prized for juiciness, high sugar content and low acidity. The most expensive since they came to market 12 years ago. 11,000 for a bunch of grapes sold to the dumbest guy in the room thats 500 per grape, and you know they will drop at least one, it will roll under the fridge, and the mouth that picks up the the mouse that picks up the grape becomes the richest mouse of all time. If im buying grapes for 11,000 they better come with a sex where nan in a toga to feed them to me, then slap the shit out of me for spending 11,000 on grapes. If you think spending a couple thousand dollars on grapes isnt a big deal, what about 100,000 on lamp of plastic . A little piece of the force small for a sold for a small fortune, under 13,000 at an auction in pennsylvania. The rocket firing was originally intend to be part of a toy line for the Empire Strikes back in 1979 but never went into mass production because it was deemed a potential safety hazard to children. Thats right, 113,000 for one toy. For that money, you could have bought all of toys r us. laughter and the worst part is youre dropping 100grand on a toy not good enough to be released. And i wonder why . Look, i dont remember the part in star warsy hans solo was cal chiewrd with a red dildo. laughter this shows you star wars fans will buy any stupid bullshit even remotely related to star wars. Thats why im going to start selling the Luke Skywalker walker. laughter so we have 10,000 grapes and 100,000 broken toy, and if youre look to blow a million bucks on something stupid, ive got just the auction for you. Three original n. A. S. A. Videotapes of the apollo 11 moon landing sold at auction on the 50th anniversary for 1. 8 million. They show Neil Armstrongs first step on the moon and buzz aldrin planting the American Flag there. Foot of the moon landing . He paid almost 2 million for something he could have watched on youtube. For that money, you could buy the studio where they faked the moon landing. laughter also these tapes have been sitting in a box for 50 years. Someone must have taped over them by now. Whoever bought them will be so pissed when theyre just old episodes of full house. laughter i get the tapes are vawcialtion but there better be a man in a sexy toga feeding me the tapes. So thats the world of stupid auctions that are really stupid. Any questions. 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Its been a hard time. Yeah, especially for the little one. Yeah. Well, look, man look, you have an out, brian, i can help you. Trevor please wedge jamie bell cheers and applause trevor welcome to the show. Thank you so much for having me. Trevor i have been such a big fan of yours for such a long time, just like an actor on the screen, you know, you have been acting from a very young age andism like its in your bones, its in your craft, its what you do. Yeah. Trevor rocketman is a huge film, and congratulations on that. Thank you. Thank you. Trevor what was that like . cheers and applause a lot of rocketman fans here. Trevor what was that like . Youre in a film where youre telling a story of one of the greatest icon music of all time which is one of the biggest people in the lgbtq community. That must have been a pretty