See all these people crying . I told you they would cry. Yeah. She probably wasnt that mad. Maya was able to see this outcome and say, oh, this really did have a really cool impact on everybody. So maya lin goes from this b student at yale to one of the most prominent architects and artists of our time. So maya lins design style made a difference. On all the memorials going forward. It all became more abstract after that. She really influenced a lot of designers and architects and artists. So in 2016, president obama presented her with the president ial medal of freedom. Obama was like, uhh, good job. I love your work. Hope to see more of it. And he kissed her on right on the lips. [both laugh] [kissing sounds] i just made a fool of myself right now. [patriotic music] Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out oh, yeah oh, yeah im trevor noah. Our guest tonight our guest tonight is the author of the new memoir leaving the witness, amber scorah is joining us, everybody. Its going to be a great conversation. cheers and applause also on tonights show, rihanna changes her name. Jaboukie youngwhite learns the truth about socialism, and President Trump touches the queen. So lets catch up on todays headlines. First things first, happy pride month, everybody. cheers and applause yeah. Happy pride month. I love pride so much. Its so joyful and fun. Although, i will be honest, sometimes watching a pride parade makes me very insecure. I mean, like, some of these guys, when theyre like, i am out of the closet, im like, goddamn, was there a gym in the closet . Why do you look so good . Im not being a hater. If anything i admire their restraint, because filook liked that, forget pride month. I would be celebrating pride all year long. It could be snowing in january, and i would be shirtless in the street. People would be like, trevor, youre turning blue. I would be like, thats pride. Everywhere around the world, people are celebrating pride month, except for russia where theyre saying everyone has to cut that shit out. The rocketman movie seen here is a very different version than what the people in russia got to see. The inform about elton john was heavily edited there. Scenes showing homosexual activity and drug use were deleted from the film shown in russian theaters. Russian News Agencies report that Distribution Company said the scenes were cut to conform with russian law. Trevor wait, let me get this straight. Russia wants a movie about elton john, but without the gay parts . laughter do you also want fast and furious without the dismars because then youre just watching a movie about male pattern baldness. Thats all it is, my friend, thats all it is. Ill be honest, russia, i dont think that this is about you hating part of rocketman. I think this is about you hating parts of yourself. Yeah, think about it. Your president rides shirtless on a horse, you love partying in nightclubs, and your capital looks like a magical dildo factory. Youre running from yourselves, comrades. laughter and if youre wondering if youre wondering what would rocketman even look like without homosexuality and drugs, we were able to get our hands on the russian version, and this is the entire movie. My piano teacher thinks im good enough for a scholarship at the Royal Academy of music. I love vaginas the feeling inside cheers and applause . Trevor yeah. Not as good. All right, moving on to some other news. Rihanna, shes recently made news for her successful fashion line. Forbes has just declared her the richest female musician in the world and dropped a new video. Rihanna, being unapologetic about how to pronounce her name. The pop star is, once and for all, settling the dispute on how to say it. She wants everyone to know its reeanna, not reeona. I want to welcome you to paris. Trevor reeanna . Her name is actually reeanna . What . laughter this is like finding out beyonces name is actually pronounced bay once. Like, what . Heres the thing eye dont mind if you change your name, but going from reeanna to reeanna is too muchave name change. Like going from puff daddy to p. Diddy. I can do that, you know. Or prince to symbol. Or r. Kelly to correctional inmate 4725. These are changes i can get behind. But reeanna . No. You know what naiks even worse . Is that she wrote a whole song called whats my name. That would have been the perfect time to tell us your name she should have been like reeanna thats my name reeanna youre pronouncing it wrong. Finally, its graduation season. A West VirginiaHigh School Principal is leaving his graduates with one final lesson although its not the lesson he wanted. A High School Principal is facing major embarrassment today. He gave a speech at his schools Graduation Ceremony which one of his students thought shed heard the speech before from, all of people, actor Ashton Kutcher. Be smart, be thoughtful, be generous. Inspiring words from a High School Principal at graduation. But one graduate thought the speech sounded a little familiar. Its really three things. For me its really three things. First thing is about opportunity. The first thing is about opportunity. The second thing is about being sexy. The second thing is about being intriguing. And the third thing is about living life. And the third thing is about living life. Trevor in conclusion, i love my wife nina kunis. Good night. At least he changed sexy to intriguing. Even he knew it would have been auk ward, congratulations, class of 20 neerng stay bangable. So, yeah, he stole Ashton Kutchers heres the thing about the stir find intrigue ago and by that, i mean sexy. laughter he could have picked Martin Luther king jr. Or Nelson Mandela or eleanor roosevelt. But of all the speeches he stole, Ashton Kutcher . From the 2013 teens Choice Awards . laughter like, now it makes me wonder if he does this every year . Maybe he only steals from awards shows. Maybe last year he was like, students im going to let you finish but bey once had the greatest video of all time. Thats it for the headlines. Lets move on to our top story. cheers and applause today was day two of President Trumps visit to the u. K. And last night, the worlds cutest white walker, her majesty, the queen, hosted an official state dinner in honor of trumps favorite thing himself. The president s first day ending in grand fashion with a dinner at buckingham palace, surrounded by royalty, the very best china, crystal, and guild silver on display for the president and 170 rs guests, the president praising the queen a great, great woman. But possibly breaking with protocol when appearing to touch her back as she stood up. When he put his hand on the back of her majesty queens you just dont touch the queen trevor thats right, you just dont touch the queen you dont touch the dween queen these people need to calm the bleep down. Donald was just being nice. If trump really wanted to break protocol, i dont think hed be tuchg the queens back. You guys need to calm down. laughter plus, i think england takes it too far with the whole breaking protocol of the queen thing. There are so many different rules, random rules about being around royalty. For instance, did you guys know youre not allowed it turn your back on the queen . Yeah. Thats crazy. Everyone is just, like, backing up out of rooms, like bumping into the statues on the way out. laughter it almost makes it seem like the queen is a grisly beer or something. If you turn your back on her. Dont leave any garbage around. Shell get into it. Heres one of the crazier ones. Thats a rule asking the queen personal questions is strictly forbidden. Yeah. Which i bet they only put in place because otherwise someone might look at the queen and be like, what exactly do you do here anyway . Like, why am i paying taxes for to you live in a palace . So i dont think trump touching the queen was offensive. What was offensive was trumps outfit for the big dinner. I mean, people, whats with the tuxedo . laughter how can a man have access to the Nuclear Codes but not a tailor, huh . What is this . cheers and applause what is that . Like, i knew Robert Patterson was picked to be the new batman. But now we also know who is going to plate penguin. What is that outfit and while trump spent the evening being embraced by the royal family, there was a whole different kind of party going on outside the next day. This morning across london, large protests against the president , who is deeply unpopular here, thousands spilling into the streets of london. Some brits are make clear their dislike of him. The giant sidebyside projection of his and former president Barack Obamas u. K. Approval ratings. Or the uss mccain hat. We saw the return of the socalled baby blimp trump, an inflatable one of him in a diaper. Trevor oh, wow. Man, british protesters are no jokes. Tens of thousands protesting trump. And this was in the rain, which i know to them is a summer day, but thats not the point. laughter and you know whats really interesting about britain is that even conservative british people dont like truch. Its really strange. Im talking probrexit people who share many of his views. Theyll be like, there are too many bleed immigrants. Its time to shut down our borders. So you guys like trump . Oh, no, not him. Hes the worst immigrant of all. Obviously british protesters are taking to the street to make trump feel unwelcome in the u. K. , but for trump, protests are like eric he just pretends they dont exist. As you the as far as the protests, even coming over today, there were thousands of people cheering, and thin heard there were protests. I said, where are the protests . I dont see any protests. I did see a small protest today when i came, very small. So a lot of it is fake news. Trevor oh man oh, man trump is adorable, man, come on. He doesnt go with one excuse. He gives you all of them and you can pick the one you like best. The people were cheering. I see no protest. I saw a small protest but it was a fake protest and i didnt see it. I didnt see it. cheers and applause now, contrary to what the president said, the protests were not small, okay. Its estimated that tens of thousands of people marched in the streets, which is not small. Like, how does trump always get this wrong . First his inauguration, and now this . Its almost like trump is dyslexic but just for crowd sizes. And, also, for words. And heres the thing people in the u. K. Werent just protesting because they hate trump. Theyre also against a potential u. K. u. S. Trade deal which will bring american insurers into Britains Health care system, which they dont want. Today, President Trump was asked about this in a press conference. And his answer wasnt exactly reassure. Do you agree with your ambassador that the entire economy needs to be on the table for future trade deals, including the n. H. S. . I think were going to have a great trade deal, yes. I think were going to have a great and comprehensive trade deal. I cant hear him. He said, should the National Health service be on the table . Look, i think everything with trade is on the table. When youre dealing with trade, serving on the table, so n. H. S. , or anything else air, lot more than, that but everything will be on the table, absolutely. Trevor another obviously, trump has no clue what theyre talking about. And hes doing a good job of hiding it. Look, everything is on the table, n. H. S. , n. H. L. , d. T. S. , all on the table. Its all there, all on the table. I mean, theresa may had to straightup give him the answer. In fact, now that shes leaving office maybe that could be her next job, yeah, just standing next to President Trump wherever he goes explaining shit to him that woman is the Prime Minister of new zealand. Thats a salad. Its made of vegetables. Vegetables . What are those . You know mcdonalds fries . Yeah, i love those. Its the before. So the moment of the fries . Yes, its the mommy of the fries. Wow i love it well be right back. Ahh i forgot the doctor pepper . and delicious dr pepper are you worried your time travel will alter the future . The butterfly effect . Nahahh. Woahahh oh, theyre gentle creatures. Dr pepper. So nice to treat you a crowdpleasing variety chilof five amazing entrees, served with a starter and drink for just 10. Celebrating because nana went blonde, and your 18yearold went full gray. Yeah, baby, yeah ooohhhh and never leaving . And brewed with real orange peels . The answer is yes. Yes. And yes. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Its safe to say that socialism is having a moment in american politics right now, and thats freaking a lot of people out. We sent our newest correspondent, jaboukie youngwhite, to find out why. For years, grumpy old wide dudes have been telling us that socialism is total bullshit. Socialism leads to decline and ruin. This system crushes human souls. But as the daily show showw senior youth correspondent, i know that millennials right now think socialism is totally on trend. I popped some molly and hit the street to find out why even though the olds hate it, the kids love socialism. I think socialism is great. I think you should definitely help whoever you could in any situation. I bleep socialis socialismt because bleep anything that is helping black people out. So youre socialism curious. Im in college. Right. Do you hate billionaires . Low key . Yeah, you look at jeff bezos, he doesnt look human. I mean, i think the idea of socialism is. On point. I mean, i dont really know what Socialism Means to be completely honest with you. Its okay. Were all confused. If there were only someone we could talk to, someone with deep experience on the subject. When i started doing this sort of piece on socialism i knew there was only one politician i could talk to about it. Do you know a. O. C. . Sure. And whats her availability . You want to speak to her . Yeah, maybe i just figured, you know laughs . Seriously, you cant talk soicialism in america without going bernie sanders. I believe in a society where all people do well, not just a full of billionaires. Could he be the oldest millennial in america . You know that capitalism has given us a bunch of really dope thing iphones, cars, the avengers movies, the opioid crisis. So why are young people like myself open to socialism. Your generation, the younger generation, will in all likelihood have a lower standard of living than your parents. Your generation is leaving school more deeply in debt, having a harder time finding affordable housing. The jobs you get will pay less. So the idea of creating a society with more egalitarianism i think is very appealing to young people. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I feel the bern. I see what youre talking about now. laughter i admit it democratic socialism looks pret fine on the tinder profile, but are we going to vibe when we meet i. R. L. If guto denmark and sweden and see very little poverty, you could leave your job. You could start a new business, you and your family still have health care as a right. So i could quit the daily show and be fine . Absolutely. Well, it was great meeting with you. laughs . So under president bernie, we would be more european like denmark or narnia. Its a terrible system and has never wowrkd. And in order for it to work you have to kill several million people. Millennials have been raised in such prosperous times they just think that, oh, we can make it even better with this insane plan to share the resources. You know, i would love capitalism, if it just werent for all the sick people and all the poor people who cant afford health care. Is there a way for me to avoid capitalism to enjoy those things . If the solution is socialism, it will make us all equal in our poverty. If everyone is poor, isnt that kind of cool because were all experiencing the same thing. Like hey, the bread line was extra long today. And ill be like, oh, yeah, it was. That guy is super observant dispuny. Not so much, no. I was born in the soviet union. My greatgrandfather was killed in a gulag because he owned a business and socialists decided that was no longer legal. Thats truly horrific. Would bernie be sending smallbusiness owners to forlsd labor camps . Obviously, soviet union was an authoritarian society with no democratic rights, and fing you know history, you know the democratic socialists fought and stood up against that. You can look at what existed in the soviet union and venezuela, that is not what im talking about at all. So no one is going to the gulag . Well, except no. laughter . Okay. Fact check the examples of failed socialism that critics use are not socialist democracies but authoritarian states led by corrupt, ruthless, and paranoid dictators. But i do have one real problem with socialism. I like money. You know, tvs going kind of good for me right now, and im thinking of writing a successful book. Is socialism still for me in im a millennial millionaire. If what you say in your life is, all i want to do is make as much money as i possibly can and screw everything else, i dont give a damn, no, i dont think democratic socialism is your cup of tea. But if you have a decent heart and say, look, im doing really well. But you know what . I also want to be awe contributor to the wellbeing of society so im gog pay my fair share of taxes. Would, i could have my c. B. D. Infused, glientfree cake and eat it, too. Im liking the socialism thing more and more. And bernie made me feel so good, i decided to share something. I brought you a president. Thats cool. So. All right. Im anticipating. Ooooh thats good. When you are elected president , where do you think youre going to put in in the White House White house . I dont know the exact room, but its beautiful. And thank you for it. Youre welcome, bernie. Enjoy. cheers and applause trevor jaboukie youngwhite, everyone. Well be right back. cheers and applause you put your right arm in, you put your right arm out, you put your right arm in, and then you shake it all about you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourse