I dont know about you, but i, for one, am sick and tired of all the hate speech and microaggressions against our species. We have a new enemy out there an almost invisible foe that is so bigoted, so racially biased, they actually think we should all die. They are trying to attract our youth, using tactics that are underhanded and unfair. But no matter how hard they hit us, we cannot let them take from us our pc. And so, i have been asked to stay on as your principal. A lot of changes will happen in the coming months. The bottom line is that the only thing that distinguishes those who want to kill us from those who dont is that we have the burning desire for social justice. We are at war, but the only way to win this war is to be as understanding, nonbiased, and politically correct as possible. This is gonna be really hard. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in my guest tonight a 17yearold climate activist Xiuhtezcatl Martinez is joining us. A really fascinating young man. You will want to stay for that. First, donald trump has a surprise, not talking about tax returns. laughter before leaving office, barack obama left trump a note in the oval office. Trump told us he got the note but he well, you know trump. I just went to the oval office and found this beautiful letter from president obama. It was really very nice of him to do that, and we will cherish that and we will keep that, and we wont even tell the press whats in that letter. Trevor that was the third day of Donald Trumps presidency back when he had that new president smell, that was like 18 scandals ago. Remember that . laughter trump said he was going to keep the letter from the press, so the guy is a man of his word so i guess well never know. President trump has since shown that letter to his white house visitors. crying i wish that letter was president its so much more qualified crying laughter i dont know even know if Trump Realizes it, but that letter is just president obama throwing president ial shade the entire time. Thats not the note you leave for your sucessor. You leave that note for a first time baby sitter. Its, like, dinners in the oven laughter bedtimes at 7 00, but not for you and, oh, p. S. , the baby is the one without the fur. Thank you very much. laughter president obama is reminding trump to keep democracy. The first draft was probably president obama saying, dear donald, dont get up, signed obama. What do you think, michelle, tone it down . Just a little . All right. laughter whats not been reported is the second part of the letter that didnt leak to the press, page. And im not going to show it to you. laughter applause but lets move on to the big news of the day. It has to do with a group of people called dreamers. Im not talking about people who came back from bernie, man. Dreamers refers to a group of nearly 800,000 young people whose immigrant parents illegally brought them to the u. S. While they were children. For the longest time they feared being deported to countries whose candy they dont even recognize. In 2012 president obama decided the children deserved a chance to work legally in the u. S. And contribute to americas economy and Society Without fear of deportation. Today, President Trump undecided that. Close to 1 Million People in limbo, President Trump ordered the rescinding of daca. But left it to attorney general Jeff Sessions to break the news. We are people of compassion and we are people of law, but there is nothing compassionate about the failure to enforce immigration laws. Trevor very smart, President Trump. How do you soften the blow when telling the kids the bad news . You get one of santas elves to do it. Nicely played. Plus, he can sneak in to the chimney to deport them. I see what you did there. laughter technically, Jeff Sessions is correct, the children were brought to the u. S. Illegally but its their parents who brought them here. Its not like it was their choice. I dont know any 8yearold whos, like, no, momma, you go on without me. Im going to stay in on diewrs and uphold the law. You go on. I know what Jeff Sessions wants me to do, momma, im staying here. laughter to be clear, even though these folks are commonly known as dreamers, theyre also doers. Dreamers serve in the military. Dreamers are first responders. Dreamers are Small Business owners in america. So to rip these young people out of a place where they have roots sun deniably cold hearted. Its not cold hearted for the president to uphold the law. Were a nation of law and order. We dont rule by emotion, we rule by the law. You cant allow emotion to govern. Trevor giving these 800,000 dreamers to contribute to American Society is not just compassionate, its a logical thing to do, which is why so many people are speaking out. The pressure is mounting. Several Republican Leaders have urged the president to leave daca in place. Speaker paul ryan had asked President Trump not to end the program. John mccain calling this the wrong approach to immigration policy. Democrats call it a shameful and a heartless decision by the president. Hundreds of Business Leaders have called on President Trump to keep the program. Apple, amazon, facebook, google, just among the c. E. O. S weighing in so far in favor of keeping daca. Trevor even the Big Tech Companies are strongly against sending these kids back to their birth countries. Im telling you this, if amazon says you cant return something, then you know youre doing something wrong. cheers and applause you know youre doing something wrong. Amazon is always cool with returns. Ive returned halfeaten edible panties, people. laughter dont judge me. You dont know how much youre going to need. You eat and then youre like, no, im tired now. Then you fall asleep wearing them and then you send them back. Anyway, i sent them back. laughter of course, because killing daca is so unpopular, trump doesnt want to take the blame himself. Its what trump does which means in classic trump fashion hes handing it off to someone else. The president is punting the fate of hundreds of thousands of dreamers to congress. I have a great heart for the folks were talking about, a great love for them and people think in terms of children but theyre really young adults. I have a love for these people and hopefully now congress will be able to help them and do it properly. Trevor you know, if you really love someone, putting their fate in the hands of congress is a pretty weird way to show it. I wouldnt even trust congress to water my plants while im away. Mitch mcconnell would be giving excuses, like, we intended to water the plants with but the plant watering initiative included planned parenthood so we had to let it die. laughter also, by the way, if we go back to trump, i love how trump is actually, like, actually, theyre not really kids, theyre young adults. Theyre not like children. Yeah but when 39yearold don, jr. Tries to collude with russia, trumps like, hes a good boy, a good kid, hes my little baby. Muah, my baby applause like, if this is so important to donald trump, he doesnt have to just kick it to congress and see what happens, he can take action on his own. I know obama didnt include this in the Instruction Letter but you know the president has the power to introduce and lobby for legislation. Its one of the main things president s do. So if trump really wants something done, he can be the one to take the lead. Because that 800,000 dreamers, its not just a number. Its 800,000 real people like this. The day before harvey hit the coast, paramedic Jesus Contreras headed to work and hasnt stopped helping neighbors since. Hes a texan after all. Just look at the tattoo. Hes also undocumented. A socalled dreamer brought here by his mom when he was six. Were literally on the ground helping people get back up and were getting our butts handed to us by people upstairs and the white house and the president. Trevor now, look, that is a horrible tattoo, yes. laughter a horrible tattoo. But those are the kind of people who are literally making America Great again or at least dry again. 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Well, thats north koreas problem is that what they love doing is Testing Nuclear weapons. Breaking news, north korea has tested an advanced nuclear device. This would make it north koreas sixth nuclear test. A missilesized thermonuclear weapon, thats a hydrogen bomb. Stronger than the bombs dropped on hiroshima and na nagasaki combined. Can reach the United States. Wthats my modeling catalog. laughter the thing the world spent the last 25 years to prevent north korea from getting now it has, both a missile that can reach the United States and a thermonuclear bomb. I mean, a bomb more powerful than hiroshima and nagasaki combined. This thing must look like the very face of death itself. State propaganda showed kim jong un proudly inspecting a peanutshaped device laughter trevor well, i mean, there is nothing more threatening than the phrase thermonuclear bomb or less threatening than the phrase peanut shaped device. A guy coming at you saying, im going to kill you with my peanutshaped device man, get the bleep out of here, you legumetoting mother bleep you get out of here pros applause its not the same. Now, coming after multiple warnings from the white house to cut the bleep out, north koreas test was a provocation and the trump team got provocated. At the u. N. The u. S. Urging tougher diplomacy and charging kim jong un is pushing the world toward conflict. His abusive use of missiles and Nuclear Threats show he is begging for war. We are not looking to the total annihilation of a country namely north korea, but, as i said, we have many options to do so. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Trevor now i see why they call you mad dog. We dont want to annihilate you but we have many options to do so, thank you very much . Thats the most gangster way to say were not going to war . I dont want to rearrange your face. Im just saying your nose could be in a lot of places. Thank you very much. applause but, still, look, theres no need to freak out. Thats just the United Nations person and the pentagon guy. The real team to panic is when you hear saber rattling from the commanderinchief. So i guess what im saying is panic. Mr. President , will you attack north korea . Well see. Trevor well see . laughter dude, you dont ryan secrest nuclear war. What are you doing . Will the planet be consumed in radioactive hellfire or fantasia take home this seasons crown . Well see. applause laughter thats my problem. Thats such a significant move from donald trump, when he doesnt know an answer, he tries to play it like hes in total control and keeping us in suspense, well see in trump talk is i have no idea. laughter i wish i knew of this technique when i was in school. Mr. Noah, what is the care root of 64 . Well see laughter i dont know. To be fair, we cant blame trump for not knowing what to do about north korea. Because the truth is nobody knows what to do. President obama even warned donald trump. He said that this would be the hardest challenge of his presidency. Now, granted, that was before we learned that trump doesnt know how to spell, but still obama knew. It would be hard for anyone. It would be hard for anyone, not least because we have no idea of what kim jong un actually wants. From all of this, we dont know. So its impossible to know what a solution would be. But even then but even then, the president s approach took people by surprise. President trump hitting not just north korea but also u. S. Ally south korea for not being tough enough. Their talk of appeasement with north korea will not work, he tweeted. they only understand one thing. President trump reportedly preparing to withdraw the United States from its free trade deal with south korea. President trump says hes considering stopping all trade with any country doing business with north korea, but that would include china, which happens to be our biggest trading partner, too. Trevor man, donald trump is a genius, people. Yeah, yeah, because anyone can threaten an enemy. But threatening this t two countries he needs most to have on his side is genius. Trump is the guy in prison who proves he shouldnt be messed with by shanking his own friends. You want to go, north korea . Check this out, china, mexico thats right, i stabbed china and mexico and south korea, too im loco, baby you cant mess with me, man applause its genius. Its genius. By attacking americas allies, trump will terrify north korea into backing down or hes a total idiot and hes going to get us all killed. Which one is it . Well see. Well be right back. Well be right back. cheers and applause im jimmy, this is my definition of fresh since 1983. Scuse me. Mind if i sit here . 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If you ask most people when they got into working to help with Climate Change, they would be, like, they havent started. laughter you started when you were six . Yeah, i could probably barely see over this table. Trevor like, how does that start . I know you talk about it in the book and your mom was really someone who was passionate about fighting for the environment. But what are you doing at 6 that you go, like, yeah this is what im going to do . Legos enough for me, man. Really, i play with legos so much. laughter really, i took myself really seriously when i was little. I saw a documentary about the destruction of the planet. I was, like, this is my destiny. I was really terrified by the thought that my future was going to be tainted because people all over the world werent taking adequate action to protect us from climate disaster and that inspired me to do something about it. I told mom, i need to talk to people. Help me. She became any publicist, manager, agent at age six, so i was pretty dope, and i got involved. laughter its been more opportunities for me to use my voice to help the world. Its quite the journey. Trevor youre not just speaking abit. Youre an activist. You went on to take over from your sister fighting against threats to Global Warming and Climate Change in colorado at age 9. Explain how you take over any operation that doesnt involve cookies at age nine. laughter we got involved in earth guardians in hawaii, my sister was running it, passed it to me when i was nine. Me and my friends went to our county local commissioners and banned use of pesticides and fracking trevor you just said youre nine and you went into offices and got them to ban using pesticides. Yeah, yeah. Trevor how do you even begin this as a 9yearold . There was a whole squad of us, man. We mobbed them. laughter trevor a squad of 9yearolds . Yeah, maybe ten of us spoke at a press conference and we went in and gave our testments, our speeches as to why we didnt think that was a good, healthy option for our community. Trevor and youre writing speeches about this at the age of 9. Yes. Trevor where do you find the other 9yearolds . laughter i think