Home one of entertainments premier black Job Creators for the biggest ambers team, im gonna go you all first. Heres your first question. Im going to show you a Clip Package referencing a major News Story from this week. And you tell me whats the store but the games begin okay, this guys making a cheesesteak shes okay. So this happened, benjamin franklin, even a cheesesteak know thats just regular people are eating dogs. Oh, the dog is oh, okay. Theres some anyones guess be anything, but looked more like philadelphia than springfield, ohio presumed that were talking about. Theyre coming after your pets. Apparently youve just that theres no evidence that any pets have been come after, but press former president united states, apparently, read some Meme Online and turned it into a president ial Debate Statement of facts within 24 hours on tuesday night, Vice President harris and former President Trump met for their first debate. Debate in philadelphia. Heres an easier question for the two of you who won i think according to Donald Trump, Donald Trump won according to Donald Trump. But according to Anyone Else planet earth, and many other plaintiffs Kamala Harris lets say she won on style, all right. Dan, she won on answers yes yeah. And thoughtfulness and here and here okay. And every other measures thats according to a cnn flash poll, 63 of debate watchers say a common one, and 37 said trump wines. So that time there was a cnn poll. So lets be fair. Lets bring another poll into the conversation in a Newsmax Poll what percentage do you to think trump got in the Newsmax Poll . I honestly think he got 62 . Thats my real guest. Have you not seen newsmax beyond bad . Yeah. It was so bad that it hurt my feelings and i dont like him roy, im going to take the over. What was your 67 i got 90. Yeah. Im going to take the over or nine yeah. This is like asking Kendrick Lamar fans how Kendrick Lamar wrap heres how trump did in the news Whos Max Poll . Okay, greg, so we have the results of our newsmax snap poll. Your voice was heard and with 90 President Trump won the state. I love it monday, three points as white light, trump won that many three points. If you polled his kids okay so we rented a debate which means its time to play a game called, wait, what was the question . And heres what were gonna do ill show you an answer that a candidate gave during the debate. And then you all have to guess what the hell was the impostor that was promised . Did give me the first clip. The Student Loans, and then her i think probably her boss, if you call him a boss, he spends all his time in the Beach Question . Feel want to go to these guys . Like one right here i knew you was going try to shut it was going to try this. Thats why we put a white dude with a black woman on both sides which it discrimination stuff. I Abortion Question good job. Matthew. Its true, but i feel like it was actually the question that led him to talk about Student Loans and Joe BidenOn The Beach was would you veto a national Abortion Ban Person who feel like thats a red flag, if you ask, do you like go to talk to a man about an abortion . He started talking about the beach this common his answer to your question . Tim walz and i are both gun owners. That was very the question was why you so beautiful out common, the broader per guns because of this question Vice President harris in 2017, you supported Bernie Sanders Proposal to do away with private insurance. What is your Plan Today bringing up guns in a Health Care Conversation like if you shoot somebody, they dont need Health Care based Policy Wildest Answer of the night might have been this one is springfield theyre eating the dogs, the people that came in, theyre eating the cats. Theyre eating theyre eating the pets of the people that live there was, whats the most racist thing you can think was that prompted trump to scream about eating dogs, was were going to turn now to immigration. Why did you try to kill that bill and successfully so that would have put thousands of additional agents and officers on the board. There of the head of the taliban that Donald Trump cited during the debate, he picked me most Obvious Nadiia to make up for the head of the Table Jewel heres Donald Trump free styling. The taliban Leaders Name Abdul is the head of the taliban. He is still the head of the taliban and i told abdul, dont do it anymore. You do it anymore. Youre going to have problems and he said, why do you send me a picture of my house. I said youre going to have to figure that out. Abdul. I dont know who abdullahs, but trump is not playing around with his as gotten bigger it up heres the thing you have. He is one of the finest improvisers on the planet. I wont give him that straight up freestyle. Yeah, he improvises the whole thing. I talked to the head of the taliban, abdul, i tell so the president of mexico, jose i talked to the head of france a mime croissant irresponsible does he owe the taliban an apology dont know. Oh, the Taliban And ApologyVice President kept her cool all night, but there was one point where it seemed like she might slip see if you can spot it, a place where we honor the importance of american diplomacy. Where are we invite and receive respected World Leaders and this to Camp David think . She wanted to say that michael, i know you speak fluent black woman. I believe. Yeah. The word were looking for is motherfucker i would like to say mother lets what do you think she was thinking about saying difference . My partner here but i didnt notice that in real time. Im i feel great i thought i mean, her lips formed the ebb and her eyes said the mouth that starts here. Right. Starts like this right . Deep right. Right right yeah. Yeah what i said what does she said . She would have won the election you end, we all watched trump get destroyed newsmax viewers didnt thats true trump got destroy usually to see you. Oh man, get beat down like that and philadelphia, you got to watch rocky six so clearly the Kamala Harris won by using the deceptive tactics of preparing and knowing stuff okay. Oh my michael and robin. Yep. Topic. Yes. Ill play some clips at the news you tell me whats the story, okay . Okay, great. Okay. Here we go. All right. Friendship bracelet what that . Thats a Palm Pilot and then its into peru and trump. Well, taylors final answer endorsed Kamala Harris holding a cat already got Answer Taylor swift endorsing Kamala Harris for president immediately after Tuesday Nights president ial debate ended swift went to instagram and posted that shell announce, shell be casting her vote for kamala and tim walz. This has been a big issue for people all year and guessing whether or not people in trying to figure out whether or not she was who she was going to endorse. So once the news dropped, every democrat in america was like flavor either of you tell me how shes signed her endorsement . 00 i know this from a childless Cat Right with love and hope. Okay. Taylor swift childless cat. And thats a huge deal because you know, The Last TimeTaylor Swift identified as a cat lady, she looked like this j. D. Vance did not think Taylors Endorsement was a big deal, but i dont think most americans, whether they like her music, are fans of hers or not, are going to be influenced by a Billionaire Celebrity who i think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests. And problems of most americans. The previous reaction came from Elon Musk who gave the whole internet the icc by posting quote fine, taylor, you win. Ill give you a Child And Garch are cats with my life. In fairness, hes pretty good at making kids. Hes got 40 there is not a man on earth who could say that sentence to me and i would be turned on except when and kravitz difficulty. Right. He hasnt Thats Section 20 years. Youre like, okay, i can bring is that true . Oh, yeah. You see its always like putting it off. Yeah like me wonder you my hyperbolic this camera. Oh, hi, lenny. I didnt know. Maybe i didnt know he had been so long. You could just call me. I want to spend can i had the. Camera First Lady baby. I didnt know it. You can call me moving on we know all the reaction to the Taylor Swift stuff from the republican side, but somehow the Harriswalz Campaign found a way to express their excitement over taylor without offering up their genetic gravy like Elon Racing Merch team harris putting their store as soon as the news hit, the bracelets that taylor bracelets, the friendship bracelets the answer is harris friendship bracelets charging 20 for two bracelets. And the bracelets sold out in less than 24 hours. They only go well to be clear, well, thats all that they knew for sure that Joe Biden could crank out by just what the president came, have arts and crafts so, to sum it all up taylors with harris waltz, elons crazy as Balls Trump is a broken man. But hes still got a winning plan i have concepts of a plan going to take a quick break and come right back because Joe Biden made us all friendship bracelets Have I Got News For You . Is brought to you by Open Door, no matter the reason for the season. Open door makes anytime the right time to move flight deck, we are go for launch that The Ones so much that open kitchen walkin closet was a Tie Problem hes still, your household. Were still going to Space Station for months Open Door. Open the doors, Open Door, get to the flexibility to sell and buy on your time. I want asleep numbers . Smart bad . Can it keep me warm when im Cold Lake know im always hot. 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I can tell you that very good. Now what he did was he was so line of North Carolina rules that is North CarolinaLieutenant Governor Mark robinson, also known as maga, is great Black Hope or as Donald Trump calls him, Tim Scott Offend and why . I thought we had a fine answer to that wow, giving them wed like to double down on the wrong answer the answer the Girl Scouts of america are mad at Mark Robinson whos currently running for governor of North Carolina because his wife allegedly stiff the Girl Scouts for nearly 3,000 worth of bookings thats terrible thats got to be a record in terms of Girl Scout Cookie purchases yeah. Thousand dollars yeah. We all felt like stealing 3,000 girls god, i mean, thin mints are delicious, dont get me wrong. I love the thin mints. Youre fraser, and joy forever this is on the Girl Scouts. You got to get your money up upfront. Yeah. Why . The product before you get the bread, the Girl Scouts are shady anyway, because they charge you for these cookies, then they put a picture them on the box having a good time with your money. And Thats Disrespect to lets go ahead the anti gay, Devout Christian politician also drew criticism for what hypocritical habit yes, the answer is being a regular at a Porn Shop so he doesnt have the internet, right . Whos going