A whole big world to fix. Lets leave there it. No, dont leave it there why would you leave there it . There is a terrible place to leave it. Harvard didnt have a facebook. Now were at 100,000 people. The government is now on threat level orange. We must find terror wherever it hides. This is a time when the country is grappling with a post9 11 world. Thank you very much. Welcome to the Tonight Show. I think at this Point Jay likened himself to the troops cheerleader. Were going Help Everyone out there, try to for the next hour take our mind off things. Here is a strange thing in the Wall Street Journal today. Toys r us has announced they might sell their toy division. So we was toys, is that their new name . We started out by doing jokes that were completely nonpolitical, nonseptember 11th. And then you started to be able the make jokes about the tangential things. There was the taliban. Things are not looking good for the taliban. Today one of their top commanders took a head count. Only half of his guys had one. And then the idea of Osama Bin laden himself when we found out he had 55 brothers and sisters, and he was 27th. Its always the middle child that causes the problems. Leno has the fun, easy going vibe. And he is just like the every Man Type of comedian. Jay talks like most people talk, you know. And i think they completely related to that. How many commandments are there . Ten. Can you name any of them . Freedom of speech. Freedom of speech. Jay was a man of the people. He wasnt playing to the television critics. He wasnt playing to the comedy critics. His humor was for america. Around this time, Jay Leno is doing great, basically cruising in first place. Letterman on cbs is in second place. Craig ferguson takes over what is now called the late late show, which is the show that followed David Letterman. You have conan. Conan is really hot at the 12 30 hour on nbc. And you have Jimmy Kimmel. He has entered the arena as an abc alternative. He is on at midnight. Jon stewart presents a real challenge because he is now grabbing viewers. Its not a big audience, but its really young. So nbc looks at that and says the guy we think can counter Jon Stewart in an ongoing way is conan. From Nbc Studios in new york, its late night with Conan Obrien. Conan was The Voice of a new generation. Everyone that i knew in High School and then in college, we only cared about conan. Thats a Conan Obrien mask. Do you like it . No. Viewers expect danger, and im giving it to them. I loved all of those bits like the masturbating bear and triumph. Its an 8 puppet. For some reason it speaks like a russian woman. Have you ever talked to a woman without having to give your Credit Card Number . Its one of the most successful things weve ever done. You know, before conan, i did get the shot on the Tonight Show. And i kid and i got really excited. And i go over to the couch. And johnny said did you do this . Bad dog. You ruined the couch. I was devastated, but then i heard the same thing happened to buddy hackett. Someone said to me hey, conan, describe your comedic philosophy, i would say its a ven diagram. Its two circles. One is smart. One is silly. You push them partway together, and its that intersection. Conan obriens success caused him to start getting feelers from other networks. Hes still at 12 30. Thats considered aaa ball. Its time for him to move up to the majors. The first approach we had was from fox. And they made a pretty heavy pitch at that time. What i remembered is that the booklets were leather. I dont know why i was so impressed. They went to the trouble to kill cows to bring me to fox. Were trying to figure out what to do. And were looking at our options. And then nbc came to us, figuring theyre going to lose him at some point and that jay is not going to go forever. The only way to really keep both of these guys at nbc was that we were eventually going to have to Promise Conan that he would take over the Tonight Show. But we didnt want that to happen any time soon because we knew jay was on top of the world. The suggestion was that we offer Jay Leno an extension of his Tonight Show contract for five years and that Conan Obrien would be made the host of the Tonight Show. This was the ultimate prize. And i think conans feeling was if i can get the Tonight Show and keep doing late Night Show, why not . Growing up it was the show i watched with my dad. And it was the whole tradition. Steve allen, parr, and of course Johnny Carson. This is the chance to be part of that lineage now, and im going try to live up to this. I asked jay what does he think about all this. And they came to me and said we dont want to lose Conan Obrien. Okay, what does that mean . I laid out this fiveyear plan to him. I think he understood what we were trying to get at. And there was nobody in my time at nbc who was ever more of a Team Player than Jay Leno. You know, this show is like a dynasty. You hold it and hand it off to the next person. I dont want to see the fighting and whos better and nasty stuff and the Back And Forth in the press. So here it is right now. Conan, its yours. See you in five years. Jay congratulated me and it all felt friendly and goodnatured. We kept them both at nbc. We kept them off of the competition and ensured nbcs continued dominance in late night for yet another five years. By that time we know that jay would have had an incredibly long run, and i think everybody thought it was a brilliant master stroke. Never seen anything like it. Garnier brightening serum cream. Im obsessed with vitamin c. One product and it does it all. Yay, Spf Garnier brightening serum cream. Already more than 1000 5 star reviews. By garnier, naturally. It would be cool to ride a horse on the moon. 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There was a failure of journalism to really properly question the impetus for going into iraq. And John Stewart was the one to puncture that. People started to say, this guy is giving us news were not getting somewhere else. People realized, oh, wait, this is not just silly little Making Fun of things. Hes a real critic. John stewart became The Voice of sanity and The Voice of reason. The Daly Show put him in the role of the straight man. So the funny people were always the field correspondents. Rob corddry has more on the rnc protest today. Rob, what have you got for us . John, im worried about the arrests and protesters. Not all of them are anarchists. At one point i think in about 2003, 2004, we had four correspondents, they were Stephen Colbert, rob corddry, Ed Helms and samantha bee. The Bush Administration has made Tort Reform one of its main goals. If they have their way, frivolous lawsuits will be a thing of the past. It was a Murderers Row of hilarious, brilliant performers. 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Stephen colbert on the Colbert Report was hypocrisy. Like any good newsman, i believe that if youre not scared, im not doing my job. The fact that colbert was able to choose the ironic opposite position of what you should really feel about the topic and then use comedy to then convey that to you is really, really, really difficult. And that brings us to tonights word. Truthiness. The first show he did that very famous word on truthiness. We are divided between those who think with their head and those who know with their heart. It wasnt something that he had worked on forever. Written in a couple of hours that day. And what about iraq . If you think about it, maybe there are a few missing pieces to the rationale for war. But doesnt taking saddam out feel like the right thing . If i had to pick a moment when late Night Comedy became a little more of what i call Resistance Comedy where youre like, okay, youre going to know where i stand on these issues, was at the white house Correspondents Dinner when Stephen Colbert confronted george w. Bush. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That moment allows him to stand on stage five feet away from President Bush and really change satire history. Now i know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32 approval rating. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. And reality has a wellknown liberal bias. We started with nervous laughter, and it ended with crickets. You would never see Johnny Carson do that in front of the president of the united states. He didnt get good reviews for that. What happened and this is the burgeoning power of the internet was a clip of that went up online. 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If your idea of Who I Am was the guy from the man show, you know, thats a cartoon. At abc he was going to have to reach a far broader audience. And there would have been many times they could have folded the tent on jimmy. But abc left him On The Air and allowed him to find his voice, allowed him to grow into that position. It took a long time, and it was hard to get really great bookings in the first years. You just cant do a Talk Show without anyone to talk to. I would have to spend every afternoon calling around to try to get a guest for that night. It was funny because we werent getting necessarily the greatest guests, so jimmy came up with this throw away joke. Apologies to Matt Damon. We ran out of time. Apologies to Matt Damon. We ran out of time. Matt damon, apologies. We ran out of time. It just made the people on the show laugh. It was a little inside joke. Then we heard from Matt Damons people and said, keep doing that. We think its funny. And then for my 40th birthday, my exgirlfriend, sarah silverman, with my Cousin Sal and one of our writers tony barbieri, they came up with this idea. Hey, jimmy, its me. It is kind of funny that probably the single most successful Thing Weve ever done on our show had absolutely nothing to do with. Ive been thinking about you a lot. And ive been needing to tell you something. Im [ bleep ] Matt Damon shes [ bleep ] Matt Damon im not imagining its you im [ bleep ] Matt Damon on the bed, on the floor on a towel by the door in the tub that changed everything. Im [ bleep ] Matt Damon that Matt Damon video was the first late night viral video. And we followed it with the im fing Ben Affleck video. Im [ bleep ] blen Ben Affleck five years in, we became a she that people had heard of. Is someone here [ bleep ] Ben Affleck . I am. Celebrities suddenly wanted to be on the show. And that was a Turning Point in a way for the show. People suddenly saw it had a kind of outlook that was fresh and funny. The dow tumbled more than 500 points. And if you want specific policy, you can ask me. You can play stump the candidate if you want to. The president of the united states is barack obama. As the years went on, i would have conversations with Jay Leno about the fiveyear plan for Conan Obrien to take over the Tonight Show. And i would sense he was hurt by the decision. You ever sleep in the hospital . I spent 24 hours. I had a horrible dream. I couldnt breathe. I felt like i was suffocating. Then i woke up and realized, oh, conan was holding a pillow over my face. Hey, hey five years goes by pretty quickly. And we got to that moment, and we said oh shit, because the fact is jay was still doing incredibly well. So after like 17 years, they still have the Number One guy. Jay had the Point Of View that i shouldnt leave until i start to decline. I felt an obligation to the fact that i gave my word to conan about the Tonight Show, so now were faced with a dilemma of we have two guys who want the Tonight Show and jay is still on top of the world. What do we do . We were hearing that abc was offering Jay Leno the 11 30 spot. Have you thought about the abc thing, about whether you want to come over here and more importantly, what will become of me . I thought, well, you know what . I would rather follow an hour of the Tonight Show than half hour of nightline. And five years or whatever when jay was done, i would move into the 11 30 slot. I said to nbc, would you release me from my contract . They said no, we want to keep you here. Okay. What are your ideas . Nbc wasnt doing well in Prime Time. So, we had an idea to strip a Variety Show across our 10 00 hour. They tell us were going to give Jay A Prime Time show at nbc. And i think One Of Us asked, which night . And they said, every night. Every night . Monday through friday . At 10 00 . Yes. Wait, what . And we all just looked at each other like, this makes no sense. Basically what youre doing is offering someone a 2 Liter Bottle of pepsi just before you offer them a 2 Liter Bottle of coke. And in this analogy, im the coke because thats the better drink. When the nbc said to jay, you know what . Conans going to take over your job in five years, thats when you say, okay, fine, no hard feelings. You call abc, you call fox. You try to get my job. You leave. You dont, you dont ill be in the lobby if you need me. Dont hang around. Ing like it. Garnier brightening serum cream. Im obsessed with vitamin c. One product and it does it all. Yay, Spf Garnier brightening serum cream. Already more than 1000 5 star reviews. By garnier, naturally. Facing leaks takes strength. So heres to the strong, who trust in our performance and comfortable longlasting protection. Because your strength is supported by ours. Depend. The only thing stronger than us, is you. 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The creepy stuff was i have had sex with women who work for me on the show. Now, my response to that is, yes, i have. The audience at first they kind of laughed in a place they really shouldnt have laughed because they didnt know what was happening. Well, now why is that funny . Thats i mean these were employees, people he could hire or fire that hes now admitting On The Air he had sex with. It was a real shock. And it definitely hurt the show. But he survived it. I think it was both evidence of his incredible skill as a speaker and also the connection that he had built with his audience over many years. I hurt a lot of people. I have nobody to blame but myself. How did you make it better . Im still trying to fix it. But i cant forgive that behavior. Its my fault. Everything. Hey, everybody. Its december 9th, 2008, and youve all heard the big news from nbc. Jay leno is moving to 10 00. Which i think couldnt be better. Thats great. Because leno goes on for an hour, then the news, then conan for another hour, and were just ramping it up. When conan got called up to the majors to host the Tonight Show, Warren Michaels thought jimmy would make a great replacement at 12 30. 12 30 shows are way more influential than people think by just the numbers of people watching because they have the right people watching. If youre just joining us, yes, these are my real shoulders. Like everyone else, i saw Jimmy Fallon when he became a player on Saturday Night line. Im Jimmy Fallon. Im Tina Fey and here are tonights top stories. And she sting like a bee. My strengths are Saturday Night live where i started as an impressionist. I started doing impressions. I would sing. I would play guitar. Jimmy fallon was not always a standup comedian. He had always been an ensemble at Saturday Night live. The one thing that people dont fully appreciate is how hard it is to do a daily show in late night with you out there all on your own. Lorne Michaels Advice was get in front of the cameras and get used to the cameras again. Because you havent done that in a while. Everybody, on Todays Episode producers wanted me to try out my interview skills. Before we were even On The Air, we made short videos behind the scenes that we put out on the internet. To me on the internet was what late night was, which was experimental. They want to see what i would do in the position if i had a bad guest. How was your vacation . Did you do anything crazy . Im sorry . Get that confidence going, get your rhythm going with the audience, and you feed off that energy. Yo. Two minutes, jimmy. Thanks, steve. Ill come back and get you. Cool. Hi, conan. Hey. You probably want your privacy right now. I just havent had time to clean out my Dressing Room. Will you be taking jays old Dressing Room when you go to l. A. . Jay isnt leaving. I read that. When we started, we were a little under the radar because everyone was talking about this conan to leno transition. I mean, i look back now. We did so many bad ideas and things, but it was so much fun. We got a little game were going to try on the first night. Its called Lick It for ten. If you have a bit that the audience likes that you can do more than once, its the greatest. Thats what thank you notes was for me. Thank you, Gift Bags for saying i care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one i bought you in. Just as Conan Obrien came along and changed the program from what David Letterman had done, Jimmy Fallon came along and changed it from what Conan Obrien had done. Its so much fun. I cant tell you how much i love it. He brought his own unique sense of comedy to the program, and i think thats why it felt so fresh again. Write jokes, get dressed, brush teeth. Check. Move to l. A. Move to l. A. . Going to l. A. Was exciting, and i was nervous. I was really nervous. It was a different level of stress. He did this running across the country bit, and it was absurd. But it was an existential moment because there is a drive in him that i dont know if even hes fully aware of what it is. I loved the first show. It was thrilling. Its the Tonight Show with Conan Obrien. Thank you very much thank you. At least we know the Applause Sign works. Thats nice. Will farrell came out. Hes my favorite funny person. Eddie vedder gave me his guitar. They had all signed it. I just thought, i cant believe i get to do this. Good lord. Pearl jam. Well take a break. Well be right back. The first couple of weeks of results were very promising and surpassed what the expectations were. But i think conan was feeling the pressure, and who wouldnt . Conan gets three months On The Air as the host of the Tonight Show before Jay Leno gets his Prime Time show at 10 00 and becomes conans leadin again. Late Night Television is very dependent on leadin so having Jay At 10 00, our hope, my hope is that he would do really well. It didnt work out that way. Jay was incredibly talented, but the program didnt work. Nobody wants to see a late Night Show at 10 00 they found out. We were branded the biggest bomb in the history of Prime Time television. Nbc always considered the Jay Leno show a bit of an experiment in Prime Time, but after only four months theyve decided to end that experiment. Ive been in this business for 30 years. The most difficult conversation that ive had in those 30 years was the one where we had to tell conan that we were going to take him out of the 11 30 time Slot And Move jay back in there. I was just listening to this and i couldnt believe that adults had this idea. For 175 years, new York Life has been helping people act on their love. Okay . So they can look back, and say, we did good. 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In the End Conan was just too hurt and wouldnt do it. So we decided moving jay back into 11 30 was the right call. Heres Jimmy Kimmel you know, i came from a background in radio of fighting with your competition. At that time it seemed ripe to fight with jay. So i did the show. Dressed as jay. We had a lot of fun with it. Hello, hello. My name is Jay Leno, and let it hereby be known that im taking over all the shows in late night. The next Day Jay called me and said, it was funny. Then they asked me to do their show the next night. I said, yeah, ill do it. But we have to talk about the elephant in the room, which is this thing with conan. They said, yes, no problem. Dont worry. We have ten questions. Question Number One. It was ten questions, the ten at 10 00. Right before the show, they send me the questions. And theyre not about what i agreed to talk to at all. Number five. Youre known for pranks. Whats the best prank you ever pulled . So i felt that i was being bamboozled. So i reacted by making every question about what i wanted to talk about. I think the best prank i ever pulled was i told a guy i told a guy that five years from now im going to give you my show and then when five years came, i gave it to him. I took it back almost instantly. It was hilarious. Wow. It was hilarious. Hello there, im Conan Obrien. Sorry if im a little late. I had a Job Interview at lady foot locker. Im still On The Air and im doing comedy about whats going on with Nbc And Man was that fun. Its going to take nbc several years to pay this off. Its a doozy. We just bought this using their Credit Card from the smithsonian institute. Please welcome a rare Fossil Skeleton of a giant ground sloth, ladies and gentlemen. It was so freeing to get to do that. My writers have never been funnier. Hes Spraying Beluga Caviar on an original picasso. Total cost for this bit, 65 million. People were calling in angry. Hes destroying picassos that punk. I couldnt have been happier. [ laughter ] i think the longer we just sit here, the more uncomfortable it will make jay. If you lose a television show, theres a part of you that feels rejected by america. And now Jay Leno thank you very much. It is good to be home. Good to be home. Good to be home, kev. Im Jay Leno. Your host, at least for a while. When we went back at 11 30, there was nothing, oh yea, about it. It was just march on. Here we go. We really were determined to do a great show and prove that we were worthy to be back. That was my goal, to walk out of there Number One again. So when conan makes a settlement with nbc, part of the deal is hes forbidden from doing anything on television for eight months. I was legally prohibited from appearing in radio, television. He cannot attend an opera. But nothing in there about social media. So i started this twitter account. And i immediately it just blew up. What do we want . We became like folk heroes, you know. Which is the dumbest thing in the world. Folk heroes of late Night Television. Yes we could the base rallied around him. It became this huge movement. But i didnt have a job and was trying to figure out what do i do next. Tbs appeared on the scene completely unexpectedly. And so conan and his producer, jeff ross, went over to meet with the tbs people. They gave us a compelling argument to go there. Hell be on at 11 00, not at 11 30 so, youll get a jump on the network shows. All the things that cable could provide. These guys were just straightforward. They said, we like you, do whatever you want to do. It was kind of intriguing. Conan, i think youll find our terms very attractive. [ laughter ] i think we have a deal. Mornings were made for better things than Rheumatoid Arthritis. When considering another treatment ask about xeljanz, a pill for adults with moderate to severe Rheumatoid Arthritis when methotrexate has not helped enough. 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Wanda sykes had a show, briefly, at fox. Let me be the first person on fox not to pick on president obama. There are these tiny opportunities for people of color. And then, they are gone, as quickly as they arrived. I think that, if you gave Wa Wanda sykes the amount of resources, and time to figure it out. Of course, she could figure it out. Cable did give opportunity to women. And to some minorities, who were not getting the chances to get the latenight openings, when they came up. I think, a lot of the time, the mistake we make is we dont truly think of diversity. We think of tokenism. The truth is, you have to create genuine content. LateNight Comedy, as we know it, is a space that has been a white mans boys club. Because dicks funny and we engage more with dicks because they are attached to us. I dont even know what i am going to say before i say it. It just flies out of my mouth. What happens when you find yourself in a situation, where sincerity is paramount . Well, the way you are looking at me makes me want to cover up my vagina. I know 50 of people think im obnoxious. And 50 of people think im not. And thats pretty much the way its going to go when you delve into anything different. We need a little bit to hold on to. I appreciate that because i look at your body. And i think thats a lot of meat. I like that. But as far as being part of a boys club, i would only really notice it, when it was pointed out to me. Because women are funny. Thats the bottom line. Next topic. Okay. Lets talk about sex addiction. Okay. For the longest time, when i watched lateNight Television, we were either spoken to or spoken for. The first latino host of his own latenight Talk Show. When i was doing my show, i was into the huge diversity. My Puerto Rican brother from another mother. I mean, i interviewed prince. Let me ask you what all the other latenight Talk Shows are asking themselves. Why . The show represents all people. And i see all kinds of guests on here. Theres no question, that a fairer sampling of humanity will produce better comedy. Thank you very much, lady gaga. For the artpop makeover. When i started, late night seemed so packaged and shiny floors. And no mistakes. So, my goal with this show was to just be authentic and authentically weird. Always so happy. Im a positive guy. You are. Yes, im an optimist. You carry the light, man, you really do. I never thought about being the only gay guy in late night. Being gay has always been just part of Who I Am. What i realized was i had a lot of moms coming to see me with their gay sons. And the moms said, to me, you dont know what its meant, to watch your show with my son. Like, for him to see that youre okay. And youre happy. And everythings going to be okay. I im im getting a little emotional, now, because it just its i never had that. I, still, think, in a world of audience fragmentation, tth Tonight Show is the gold standard. Its always been a critical piece of the nbc brand. We have smart bombs and dumb reporters. Its not even believable. Jay stepped in there, dug himself out of that hole. And thats amazing because the pie has been cut up so much. We did four more years, and then wed come to the end of our run. Thank you. I i dont like goodbyes. Nbc does. I dont care. I dont i dont care. As sad as it was that it ended, i felt really good walking out of there. When people say to me, hey, why dont you go to abc . Why dont you go to fox . Why dont you go . I didnt know anybody there. These are the only people ive ever known. We had all been through a lot together. Grown up together. Matured together. And it was an emotional moment. I love jay. He is such a kind person. I never saw jay treat anyone poorly. What i was going to say is that he just knew i would do anything to protect him. Weve been friends for 40 years. And he is about to do his last goodbye. And im sitting there, and and he reached over. And and grabbed my hand, for a second. And said, im really glad you were here. And thats as emotional as jay gets. Cool thing. I want to quote journey carson, who was the greatest guy to ever do this job. And he said, i bid you all a heartfelt good night. Anybody who takes the Tonight Show job knows it comes with a gigantic amount of pressure because it has been the defining show of late night. So, i think, that was really important, to me and to jay, to do it the right way, if it was going to be done. Jay leno, now, is being replaced and this is the second time this has happened. Yes. Yes. I mean, crazy. He is being replaced by a a younger, latenight talkshow host. What could possibly go wrong . And so, it has to come this. I think that Johnny Carson came with the tv set. What the hell were you thinking . It was the new johnny for me. It felt edgy. Before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. I will give it a shot. My heart dropped through my butt. Exited my butt. Holy [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. This is madness. Absolute madness. It makes every hair on my body stand up. But nobodys a latenight host, until they are one