Tue Jun 03 2003 at 16:24:27 Never give a young, budding homosexual an art class in pottery. There are just some forms of creative expression you it is- cannot even resemble an ashtray. In the early, happy-go-smokey days of the 80's even the kids of non-smokers didn't know where to start. Looking back, I always come to the same thought: Mr. Dody, the dickhead art teacher, encouraged us to be creative! He suggested ideas for small sculptured animals and coffee mugs or Christmas ornaments, picture frames, or chess pieces. Incense burners were discouraged as well as anything in the shape of wide, flat bowls. These passed