A Draft That Inspires Fear
By Chili Dawg
on Apr 9, 2021, 6:13am EDT
+
Now that the noodle-armed red-headed stepchild is gone, we can finally have a draft that inspires fear. I decided to conduct a very non-Bengal-like draft since we all know we'se livin' on Burrowed time here in Cincinnatah. Of course, that means no more sittin' on my hands and takin' a siesta while them udder teams is on the clock, like my friends Mikey an' Duke are wont to do. Instead, be proactive like a real man. You know, git on the "phone" and pester dem management types 'til they git so flabbergasted that they agree to just 'bout anything so they can git back out on the green.