I caught it a long time ago, we somehow, too, i dont remember , we had a lot, we flew to a concert in noyabrsk this city is also very far away somewhere in siberia where for. The next 300 km or 400 not a single living soul, only oil and these gas wells are just oil and gas magnates, we flew in a helicopter for a very long time and arrived at some place, a river and just a lot of holes of guys sitting, yes, yes, yes, and i just caught one after one, one after another, and it was incredible this was the only pleasure i had during this winter ice fishing , by the way, you know the joke when its about fishing, when, that means, the fisheries inspector is such a guy , he comes on a boat, hes like, well, little guy, youre in trouble, you cant catch fish here, but thats how you are if you catch everything, now well issue a fine, he says what fish to catch, im not a fisherman at all, he says, this is my pet fish, it lives at my house, some have dogs, some have cats, i have this fish, its trained, between by the way, he says that youre soaring to me here , how trained you are, i say, shes just, well, theres not enough room for her in the bathroom in the aquarium, i. So i let her out, shell swim later, he whistled, shes back, thats it, and we lets go home, he says, damn, well, show me, well, look, since he released it, you know, the fish swam away there, thats he says, well, lets bring him together, he says, what, he says, well, whistle, come on, why, well , call the fish, he says, what kind of fish, here, and you havent had any cases of being caught anywhere, so the novel is here , no, no, i just remembered an anecdote about how once a guy came to. Goes fishing, oops, a goldfish, he says, one wish, a million dollars, he says, thats it, pu, please, a suitcase, a million dollars, he releases the fish, takes the suitcase, leaves, after some time a caucasian comes to the same place, also casts a fishing rod, oops, golden fish, he says oh, goldfish, he says, you have one desire, he says, what desire do i have, i dont know what i have, i dont need anything, like i dont have any , what desire, well, no desire, you what did you catch the tube . ask for anything , well, i dont know what, what, what i need, well, now the young man in front of you caught me, asked for a million dollars, i made him a million dollars, here you go, any desire, listen, and can you give the phone number to that little man, give me the address, oh, well, tell me, please, if today they told you, lets go, roma, is it still a hot country or are you dreaming somewhere . listen, i dont know, i dont know, by the way, if im returning to Domestic Tourism and we are talking about this now, i really love sochi, you know why, because there you can combine these two things, and go up to the mountains , try yourself in alpine skiing, or with, because there is tubing, and mountain tubing, yes, go down grab a piece of the sea, yes, please, these two things are compatible, i love sochi. Friends, we continue, this podcast jokes, my guest is roman yunusov, we share our impressions of the vacation and , in fact, we try to find some useful advice for everyone who is planning to relax. Tell me, how often does a working person need to rest a year . Look, i always do this, as a rule, i succeed, well, at least twice a year, maximum three times. Every year its the new year, new years holidays, yes, because either you go to visit relatives and see this whole winter fairy tale, winter holiday, because my mother is in the tula region spouses, my mother in law lives in lake seliger, this is between st. Petersburg and moscow, there are also places where we courted you along the same paths, as they say, i go to see friends, that is, such a christmas, january trip by car with my family , yes , for relatives, for friends, summer is undeniable, i want to take the children to the sea , so its summer, if you can also go to the summer in winter, its generally gorgeous, but it doesnt work out, well, the may holidays are a kebab shop. I have a grill, i have a tandoor, i have a barbecue, i have a cauldron, you told me some fashionable words from caucasian cuisine, some, i have a cauldron, i also have goats there, i really only use it for the may holidays. Its clear that its difficult in some way , maybe to plan some kind of vacation in advance, but a preplanned, prepared vacation, as a rule, actually, although it exists, there is such a saying, everything spontaneous always works out, its a more vivid impression, yes i think so, well, if anything, a trip around the country, ours, our beautiful, most beautiful vastness country, because we have a lot of beautiful places, our country is simply gorgeous, really, fly, see how many interesting places there are now, you can. From kaliningrad, too, kaliningrad has also become, by the way, now a very popular Tourist Destination in flight, the kursk spit , you were there, remember, like you, i was everywhere many times and svetlogorsk, this is also ours , this one here in baltic, in this in svetlogorsk, kaliningrad, where you are going, you are walking like this, you walked 3 km there and you almost like, even just lay down somewhere there and came back. Then from kaliningrad to vladivostok, and indeed there are a lot of places, and i remembered the story when you and i were flying on the plane, in general there are probably a lot of airplane stories, too, but here is one of those that i remembered now, when we took off on the plane, and friends , well, you know, this telephone receiver is like this one, which transmits throughout the entire plane , this one, hello, dear passengers, we are glad to bring you on board the airbus a350, which is carrying out a rescue mission somewhere in moscow, well, we are cheerful, cool, were something for some reason we decided to come to an agreement, pick up this telephone receiver, this one, which broadcasts to the whole plane, we just started giving a tour, it was, you remember, Pay Attention to the left, on the left you see clouds, Alexander Sergeevich pushkin himself talked about these clouds wrote, clouds, clouds, where are you flying so far, Something Like that, yes, well , we also played a naval battle, do you remember, a23 was killed, a man just lies there, can no longer say anything, internal communication of the plane, it means this communication, i several times i carried out some programs like this, and the most strange thing, well, not strange, but the thing that shocked us later was that it was all written on recorders, on a black box, yes, thats it later , oh, oh, ohohoh, well, anything happened, i remember, i flew with the Football Team of my hometown, and we were with the legendary anatoyvich kapsky, now he is no longer alive, unfortunately, he always invited me to go out, and we took turns telling football jokes for the whole team, then assigned, so the next one, it means that such and such a joke is being told there b34 yes, he went out, sat down in this place, told it, cool, well, lets sum it up, friends, of course its very important to work, but its no less important to rest, please dont waste your next vacation , vacations and so on and so forth, this. Was a Podcast Program anecdotes, my guest was roman yunusov, thank you, roman, thank you very much, thank you, vadim golygin, i say goodbye to you for a while, ill definitely see you here Podcast Program includes jokes, all the best and good things mood to you, im larisa guzeeva, lets get married. Could convince her that she had nothing to do with her sons lost libido, but she could not prove to her that she was not involved in his drinking. Yulia was a sausage seller at the market, now she is the owner of a Beauty Studio in voronezh. She is proud that she is the only one in her large family who helps her parents, dreams of having a wedding in winter, and warns that her friends call her zina. Julia will give a lapel turn to the cavalier emptyhanded and will not get along with the one who stirs loudly sugar in the bowl. To the owner of massive palms, large feet , a drivers license, stylish watches and alpine skis, she is unlikely to be able to refuse, hello, glad to see you, i am the owner of a beautiful business of beautiful hair, and give gifts for you, yes, very nice girl, the blonde, again, is super, yes. The dress is very beautiful , this is the story with your motherinlaw and the fact that you sold sausage, well, she earned as much as she could, with one caveat, but well get to it a little later, my motherinlaw wanted for her son to she was stately to match his Higher Education , im already stately, tall, beautiful, its the tattoos that confuses me, of course, or when they were selling sausages, i was a short pole, and so crookedtoothed, no, i wasnt short, but i was shy , i couldnt open up, because i sell sausage, i was ashamed, but i earned money honestly, and she said that i smelled like sausage, meat, i wore an armlet, a visor, i always dressed modestly, well, clean, well, now i. Yes, he saw it, i he liked it because im a workaholic, i ve been working since i was 15, and he saw me as a feminine girl, a beautiful girl, well, its clear that she plays sports, thats okay, i like it, she earned her own living, tell me how i weighed better, oh, thats right , thats right, thats how i grew, im ashamed, im ashamed, i was fired right there. When they found out, yes, of course, i love more honest, open people, this is what i like, i have a slightly different worldview, who are we to discuss, but better now lets prostatus, about this motherinlaw, you officially married him, yes, well, i put pressure on him, ill be honest, we met, after a couple of months we started living together, we lived for a year , he wont marry, he listens to mommy, he listens, i say, well, in the end. I took him for those very things, i say, lets get married, or i say, lets separate, i say , ill cook borscht for a long time, thats it, call my kiosk, where i sell sausages, i sell them to grandmothers , grandfathers, its worth lilies, which im allergic to with lilies with a ring, of course, my mother had a hard time with it, until the very end, we already went, signed , did a photo shoot, she called, then she said yulia, stop being offended, come, i ll at least bless you, well, thats good, yes, she weighed people down, as it were, well, maybe it will somehow fly to her, yes, like a boomerang, but she never came to the apartment when i was at home, never, on the other hand, you really needed her when she came to you, maybe she was delicate, on the contrary, she understood, she wanted to see her son, she understood that she was unlikely to be there for you will cheer you up, it just influenced our relationship, how do you know, thats how you know , he told you, but then she leaves, he doesnt touch me at all, what s wrong with me, please tell me whats wrong with me , im younger than him, hes eighty three, im eightynine, whats wrong , im pestering him, hes no, no, no, you need to turn off the lights, crawl under the covers, but it was the same before, no, the beginning is great, thats it, super, strange, strange that he hasnt lost interest, ive been dripping for 2 years, im calling vanya, i say mom, you got me youre deceiving him, youve been dripping him for 2 years , shes not telling the truth, the nurse deceived her, a scandal begins between us, she has. A cat, she goes to some woman and calls me, the woman told me, i say, what a woman, i say, are you following witches, she says, well, i needed to find out where my cat is, alive or not, she said that he drinks because of you, you dont need to, you dont need to drip me, its already good, well, your mother wont interfere again, and your mother is good, and your mother is good, yes, well, so what they got divorced, and it was difficult for us to get divorced, we filed an application once , they took it away, we filed it a second time, they took it away, well, i tried, i think, well , after all, i got married, somehow you have to save it, you turned from a wife into a cohabitant somehow, yes, yes , i think, well, we need to somehow save all this, well, i understand that thats it, i m already arriving, he left the apartment for his parents, i arrived, i say, get out of the house, and my mother is standing at the door, i say, get out , shes like, i wont let him in, he s like, i wont go, mom wont let him, but i say, you get with mommas son, he everyone lowers his head, i have a question , you have two Higher Educations, i understood correctly, one Higher Education and two intermediate ones, and when you managed to get them, i will be 35, i have been studying since i was fifteen, when you were standing at the market, you studied, were you a student . Yes, well done for working, well, since i was 15 years old, its close to me, this is that i also started working there for how many years, in this regard, well done, that she doesnt expect anything from anyone, you had some kind of childhood trauma with pants , what kind of injury is this, yes, well, since im fourth child, and wore castoffs, well, thats normal , yes, from a big village, yes, yes, yes, im from a village, and my mother dressed me from season to season, that is, they slaughtered a cow, dressed me. Like at school and my mother bought something so cheap and bought it at a secondhand store, bought red, beautiful pants with bibs, like ski pants, amazing in general, they got wet, i was riding on a slide, they hung them on the stove, there was no gas for the stove, they burned, just like that, such a yellow spot, thats all, i just said to myself, i think, god, why cant i, my beloved. A good, hardworking guy from a normal , simple family, youre not a blogger, no, okay, im not a blogger, but im a workaholic and i want it to be normal , children are part of your plans, i really want it, i really want to turn 35, its time for mendelssohn boy, dear , please tell me, what could cause a decrease in this libin, well, besides these sorcerers, of course, by the way , tell me about sorcerers, how do you like it, well, as they say, if you dont study any sciences, then the world will be full of magic and miracles, but in general, downgrade male libido has a much stronger effect alcohol abuse, so here, if we are talking about damage, then only about damage to ones own liver. Thank you, well, lets get acquainted, its a pleasure, come on in, meet the first one. Ukrainian telegram channels write that there were supposedly no biological laboratories in ukraine. When physical evidence of such laboratories was discovered, what can be said to the ukrainian propagandist . We are working with ukrainians to ensure that materials do not fall into the hands of russia. These were indeed closed areas, where even in principle employees the sbu couldnt get in. What is business in ukrainian or where does it go . This style is closer to me, that is, such an intimate conversation with the audience, the first rehearsal, the boss is irritated, he just goes to the microphone, only the first words are uttered and it turns me over. In general, the rostorguevskys are very thoughtful, so to speak, lets go , the audience loves the lyuba ensemble , they love these songs, they know them, they sing together, i am very grateful to the audience for the fact that they have been with us for these 30odd years, god willing, everything will be okay in our future, im there for you i drew a cat, i know you love them. Who doesnt love them . Lyuba love on friday on the first. Hello, my name is dmitry. I heard that you love massive hands, with these massive hands i will make our first love lodge. This is for you. Hi, lets go, lets go, dmitry, 36 years old, owner of a furniture manufacturing company, lives in samara, loves to drive and wakeboard, is proud of his knowledge of chinese, dreams of learning to play the piano, they warn that he does not watch Science Fiction films, admits that has a special passion for seeds, dmitry became a father unexpectedly, a husband forcibly, single by chance, hope that. A conscious relationship awaits him with yulia, hello, glad to see you, how similar to your mother, happy, and even a grin, yes such in one direction, we havent seen dad yet, but here he is with mom, by the way, mom looks very, very good, look, in general, in general, for mom its gorgeous, well done, and you with the pillows, yes, this is a gift for you, by the way, its true , pillows no one yes, furniture production, this is for you why sleep or something, you can take it home , cool fashionable fabric, dont put it on the table for a dead person, well, an interesting guy , yes, a good guy, hes a good guy , he just came with his mother, but again this is the second time for her gravlina to step on, well, mothers are different, tell us how you became a husband forcibly, we already had a child, we had a relationship for a long time. And we just came to the conclusion that, well, we need to get married, you had two women at the same time, not two, more, well , two of them were reinforced concrete, and the rest were like that, no, i had a childs mother , she was in russia, and i didnt live in russia, just in china, since you had a business there, yes, i had girls there, i met someone, went to china, there i also led a riotous lifestyle, its interesting, its interesting , this constant, well, russian age, but there was a woman , so we met her, i was just 20, she was 30, lena, and you were a friend, but she wasnt my friend , she was in the company of our girls, as if we had company, she was a friend more than my friend, in next visit, she says im pregnant, yes, yes, after the next visit there, she says im pregnant, at that time i had Serious Problems there, well, it doesnt matter, workers, i tell her, listen, its not clear at all whether ill stay there alive or not, well, no children are not an option, she tells me, i want to give birth to a child, no matter what happens to you, alive, not alive, but i will give birth, good mother, when the child was born, i am very grateful to her this day, because i woke up with some paternal feelings for this child feelings, i from china started flying there for the weekend, at least they dressed her up like a doll, a girl, like a doll, they probably dressed her up, they brought things from there, they brought toys. How old is the girl 10 years old . The other day she turned 10 years older, well, now it turns out again, yes, they are now the same age, in general, the same age because he is 36, we have a super ideal relationship, we are the best parents, we got married, so i understand, after all, its official, you are we signed, we got married, it was officially there. So what she told me, i dont understand, we there together, not together, we already have a child, i asked her a question, i say that it is necessary , she says, we need to sign, and i say, okay, we go, sign, i fly back to my place in shanghai, and manderson, please tell me, dear, after all, according to statistics, marriages more often happen for love, i even agree by calculation or by pregnancy, well, in general, according to stat