Ron Powlus III Will Win Two National Championships and Two Heisman Trophies at Notre Dame
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In news that cannot possibly be true because if it is The Big Lead s bones are becoming brittle and cleaving off into a fine mist, Ron Powlus III has decided to follow in his father s footsteps and play quarterback for Notre Dame. The 6-foot-3, 225-pound signal caller has signed his letter of intent and will make the short trek from Mishawaka, Ind. to South Bend. The way time is passing, we may have flying cars by next fall because it seems just yesterday that Beano Cook was making one of the more memorable freezing cold takes in modern sports history.