Well, all the new colors of Play-Doh we just opened lasted about an hour before becoming one giant ball of brownish-grey. Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) August 10, 2020
My toddler doesn t have money to buy me gifts, so she finds/makes shitty gifts like rocks, leaves, weeds, boogers, duplo lego things, but my all time fave is the play-doh mold she made of her butt. I love all these shitty gifts and they all make me cry. Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) November 13, 2019
On the phone with my crying son (5) Aww it s OK buddy, do you want daddy? Son: No, I want Play-Doh The Walking Dad (@RealDMK) March 21, 2013
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Kids often show a creative approach to the English language. From their malapropisms to their creative descriptors for everyday objects, children’s turns of phrase are adorable, comical and arguably at times superior to the dictionary-official terms.
Fortunately, parents often tweet about the names their kids come up with for different things, so we can all enjoy the originality. We’ve rounded up 45 funny tweets about what kids call things.
My oldest just called the Big Dipper the Giant Scooper and I m never correcting him. A Bearer Of Dad News ✊ (@HomeWithPeanut) July 28, 2020
4 has been carrying a small notebook around all day. She opens it, writes small scribbles and quickly closes it back up.
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Kids tend to have selective hearing when it comes to requests from their parents. Naturally, that leads to a lot of repetition.
The hilarious parents of Twitter have shared truly relatable tweets lamenting the surprising number of times they say things like, “Don’t lick the door!” and “With soap!”
Below, we’ve rounded up 50 too-real tweets about the things parents repeat. Enjoy!
If you’re on the fence about having kids, repeat “Put your shoes on, please” 100 times in a row until you’re in a blinding rage & see if it’s right for you. Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 6, 2018
The only thing that upsets my daughter more than messing up on a drawing is me suggesting she use a pencil instead of marker. Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 16, 2017
5-year-old: What do you want for Mother’s Day?
Wife: For you to be nice to your sisters all day.
5:
5: I drew you a horse. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2016
Last night, my oldest drew a picture of a sun with a sad face. I asked him why the sun was sad and he said, Because the moon was going to be here soon and the sun had to leave. It was such a deep thought.