Alas, experience tells us that dumb just comes naturally to some people. Exhibit A: The Vancouver Island man who called 911 to complain that his food-delivery guy hadn’t shown up. For real. That episode took first place in B.C.’s brand-new list of top 10 reasons not to phone the emergency number. E-Comm, which handles 99 per cent of the province’s 911 calls, issues the list each year as a reminder not to tie up its operators with non-emergencies. Others that made the 2020 top 10 reasons not to call: • Enquiring if there is a full lockdown for COVID-19 • Wondering if having a trampoline is illegal during COVID-19