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Tenants cleaning flat like they re going to get their deposit back 21st May 2021
TENANTS are scrubbing a flat from top to bottom before they move out as if it will actually get them their deposit back.
Lauren Hewitt and her housemates have cleaned the oven three times, hired an industrial vacuum cleaner to do the already spotless carpets and scrubbed the bathroom until their fingers bled.
Hewitt said: “We’ve filled in screw holes, washed windows and repainted walls. It could not be cleaner unless we took it apart brick by brick and polished each one with a toothbrush. We’ll definitely get the money back.”
90% of Londoners conversations now about alternative milks 16th April 2021
THE majority of conversations in London focus solely on comparing the merits of various milk substitutes, it has emerged.
A study which gathered a random group of people who all live in the city found that they were having a tedious discussion about whether a hemp milk flat white was better than an oat milk flat white within minutes of meeting.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “The results further confirm what we’ve known for a long time, which is that people who live in London are pretentious twats who will get obsessed with any old shite if someone else tells them it’s cool.”