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The bizarre, absurd and ridiculous excuses given by criminals in North East courts
They include a burglar caught trying to break into a house with a spatula claiming he was there to fix a window, a man found with a knife for the 2nd time maintaining it was to clean his nails and a pervert found with sick images of kids insisting he was only seeing if he could break the law
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