Published 29 Jan, 2021
If you fancy killing some time by making 10,000 chickens fight an army of Roman soldiers, or perhaps pitting 45,000 Perisians against 300 ogres in a canyon, then I have good news for you. Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator is free for keeps this weekend. It s a big sandbox simulation where you just make random factions fight to see who wins. That s it - and it s pretty great.
Brendy (RPS in peace) did an early access review of Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator a few years ago - except he didn t really review it so much as he just orchestrated a bunch of weird wars. I don t want to describe the wars either, because then that would spoil the outcomes. Instead I will tantalise you with a Buzzfeed-like headline: 1000 Vikings fought a single immensely powerful Penguin, you won t BELIEVE what happened next.