Please enjoy these very good boys in masks as a palate cleanser. Oh, how I long for the days when our local countdown of the year s selfish and petty choices featured simpler things: a public official freaking out over a peace pole, some hunting tag fraud or a little plagiarism. While we ve still got our share of small-scale jerk moments, once COVID-19 hit, some dick moves turned potentially deadly. It s notable, too, how many were not singular acts, but acts of mass schmuckery, synchronized like a dick-move wave traveling through a stadium. If you see yourself among the crowd of offenders, remember you can make different choices, redeem yourself through acts of non-dickness. Except for you, No. 3. I ll see you in hell.