Published June 30, 2021
The Canadian arm of IKEA has unveiled a set of one-off loveseats to mark pride month, and in doing so it unleashed upon the world the most threatening piece of furniture ever conceived: the bisexual couch.
There are couches to celebrate a bunch of different identities, including a Two-Spirit couch, an asexual couch and a pansexual couch. The non-binary couch is adorned with some kind of chic harness, while the progress flag couch is covered in rainbow-coloured flowers.
The bisexual couch, meanwhile, is plastered with creepy-looking hands and the words: “When you change ‘or’ to ‘and’, nobody believes you.”