David High
As with most people, as I get older I have had to get an ever-increasingly stronger pair of prescription eyeglasses. I was relating this the other day to a neighbor of mine Bob Middlefanger who, unfortunately, has had to live his entire life with inch-thick eyewear. He immediately went into a “You think you have trouble” rant.
“Without my eyeglasses, I have trouble distinguishing between house fires and beer signs,” Bob said. “I wear the kind of glasses, if you haven’t noticed, that make the entire middle of my head appear smaller.
“When professional photographers take my picture, they always suggest that I take my glasses off, because otherwise the picture shows this head with the normal top and bottom, but in the middle there’s this little miniature human head about the size of an orange, staring out from behind my glasses. “Dentists, barbers and photographers are always asking me to take my glasses off,” he added. “I hate that because it m
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